Foo - Worst movie ever

Me, You, and Everything We Know.

Followed closely by

Random Hearts.

Buckaroo Banzai

Buckaroo Banzai

FAIL

Bridges over madison county

Gleaming the Cube

Krull

Freddy Got Fingered

National Lampoon's Class Reunion. God that was a bad movie.

Manos Hands of Fate

And Special Mention for Worst Movie by the Otherwise Best Director: Eyes Wide Shut.

The English Patient. (Gets extra points for being over-rated. Sometimes an English accent is enough to win an Oscar, apparently.)

Honorable mention: Rumpleforeskin.

This recent one is near the bottom of my movie list...

I was bored and saw this on Starz and thought I would enjoy some action:

Redline

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780595/

It ended up being virtually no plot connecting chase/crash scenes. The worst part is the chase and crash scenes weren't any good either. I couldn't even finish watching it.

Steel Dawn

The Ice Pirates

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Highlander_2_poster.jpg
"Highlander II"

So bad it made the first movie suck.

The Villian

Any chic flic the does not feature FFN!

Harold and Kumar escape quantanamo

Suck ****. Even after I smoked a bit.

Hot Rod

I just went to IMDB and read the reviews for Redline, and find that most people agree with me. And the disturbing part... I realize now after reading one of the reviews that I watched the whole movie, and blanked it out of my mind.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

It was truly BAD!!!

Really, you should go read through the reviews, it is that bad...

Here is one extract:

This movie has some of the most awesome cars I've ever seen in a movie, and definitely the hottest women, but I would have to say it is still one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Another extract:

Before watching this film I had very low expectations and went to just see the cars. Eventually I even regretted going for that reason.

The title of one:

Mind-numbingly awful would be an understatement.

These are pretty representative of the reviews from the first page.

Has anyone else seen this flick?

PROCTOLOGY: The Musical

ShowGirls

Any Chevy Chase flick.

Return of the Jedi
Originally it was supposed to take place on the Wookie homeworld, but marketing decided teddy bears would sell better. Everything Lucas has done since sux.

Any Chevy Chase flick.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!:notamused::mad:

Any Chevy Chase flick.
Are you kidding me???!!!! Fletch is one of the all time classics, right up there with Animal House. All down hill from there,, but Fletch is enough


ShowGirls
Obviously you are gay :)


Return of the Jedi
Originally it was supposed to take place on the Wookie homeworld, but marketing decided teddy bears would sell better. Everything Lucas has done since sux.
Solid point

my pick

Ishtar

Any Chevy Chase flick.

Vacation #1 was a B+
Fletch #1 was a B- at best
Everything else--Fail

Vacation #1 was a B+
Fletch #1 was a B- at best
Everything else--Fail

Caddy Shack was a fail? Dude, put down the pipe and get some fresh air.

Modern Problems was funny.

The Ice Pirates

Dang jsharr. You're vaporizing that man card of yours.

Planes, Trains & Automobiles - ugh. Absolutely painful and transparent.

Return of the Jedi
Originally it was supposed to take place on the Wookie homeworld, but marketing decided teddy bears would sell better. Everything Lucas has done since sux.

:notamused:

I love ewoks. We even own two of them now. :D

Caddy Shack was a fail? Dude, put down the pipe and get some fresh air.

Point.
I'm headed to the pier.

Battlefield Earth

As a sci-fi flick a miserable failure and just a gawdawful movie.

As a comedy (unintentional of course) it's brilliant!

The more times you watch it the funnier it is.

Dang jsharr. You're vaporizing that man card of yours.

Planes, Trains & Automobiles - ugh. Absolutely painful and transparent.

I did not realize I had ever been issued a man card.

*Looks in wallet*

Oh, here it is, it was behind my panty of the month club card. My bad.

I did not realize I had ever been issued a man card.

*Looks in wallet*

Oh, here it is, it was behind my panty of the month club card. My bad.

did you go with the 12 months of thongs or 12 months of granny panty option?

did you go with the 12 months of thongs or 12 months of granny panty option?

umm, boy shorts, duh.

Are you kidding me???!!!! Fletch is one of the all time classics, right up there with Animal House. All down hill from there,, but Fletch is enough


Obviously you are gay :)


Solid point

my pick

Ishtar

Don't forget 'Fishtar' / 'Dances with Tuna' = 'Waterworld'....

castaway
the great panda adventure
there will be blood
any chucky movie
attack of the killer tomatos
groundhog day


i could go on.

oh come on!

Castaway was good,
killer tomatoes was so bad it was hilarious
groundhog day was good.

So many candidates...I will throw in:

Crash

Such an overbearing, self-important "film". The critics were afraid to criticize it.

Don't forget 'Fishtar' / 'Dances with Tuna' = 'Waterworld'....

While we're on the subject of Costner, Waterworld was better than the Postman.

While we're on the subject of Costner, The Postman was pretty bad.

American Flyers was horrible....but it was entertaining if you were drunk or stoned.

While we're on the subject of Costner, Waterworld was better than the Postman.

I was afraid to watch

ShowGirls

I had a friend who was the prototypical frat boy - his criteria for a "good" movie was in direct proportion to nudity, etc. A film could have no plot, poor sound, questionable ethics, etc etc - no matter, so long as some hot chicks had problems keeping their clothes on....


I'd heard about how bad Showgirls was, but when even HE gave it two thumbs down, I knew it had to be a stinker.

I know that a lot of folks will disagree with me on this one, but I thought "Sideways" was just painful to sit through. I have never found neurotic people to be the least bit entertaining.

I know that a lot of folks will disagree with me on this one, but I thought "Sideways" was just painful to sit through. I have never found neurotic people to be the least bit entertaining.

Nah, +1, concurrence. That movie sucked. That said, nowhere near the complete suckitude that was Me, You, and Everyone We Know...a pseudointellectual meander into infuriating verbal chaff and boredom. Thank God I got comp tickets for that one...

I was afraid to watch

You are fortunate to have missed The Postman, I read one review that said Waterworld was Citizen Kane compared to the Postman.

castaway
the great panda adventure
there will be blood
any chucky movie
attack of the killer tomatos
groundhog day


i could go on.

Wow, two of my favorite movies.

Borat
The Mummy
The Golden Compass

i liked the Mummy. Mostly cuz of Rachel Weiss.

Millennium, try and follow this pos.