Foo - I Have A DATE!!!

Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...

Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...

so you visited the retirement home?:innocent:

I just love the way the old ladies pinch my cheeks...

I just love the way the old ladies pinch my cheeks...

Well, you relly shouldn't be dropping trou like that in front of total strangers, ya know.

Your grandmother doesn't count as a date.

So you got a new parole officer? Sounds like this one might even be female. Congrats.

Wait...what? UA's a boy toy?

Have fun. ;)

oooh! juicy details about the date?!

God help us all, especially the woman

God help us all, especially the woman

You are making a big assumption there with your last statement. Gender and species have not been announced.

I new I could count on you guys for a moral boost...:p

Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...

By date, do you mean appointment? How much did it set you back? :D

I heard the date was going to the hospital for the dialysis treatment...you know how old folks get...

Ahhh....screw you all, I'm taking my juicy details and going home...:p

so what sort of plan have you set up for this date?

We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...

We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...

Maybe go to a nice dinner and have a pleasant evening of chit chat over a good bottle of wine?

UA is the rebound guy!!!!

We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...

A rebound date. Oh yeah. The fruit is ripe and ready for harvest. Enjoy :D

Maybe go to a nice dinner and have a pleasant evening of chit chat over a good bottle of wine?

I don't know if she's that kind of date...I'm pretty sure I don't want to do the romance with her...She has kids...

Thus 'Rebound'...she just wants to shag you, end of story. Helps her get over the 'hump' as far as getting back into the scene etc. Don't worry, after she's had enough 'rebounding' she'll romance elsewhere ;P

I don't know if she's that kind of date...I'm pretty sure I don't want to do the romance with her...She has kids...

Not necessarily romantic. A nice dinner is always appreciated. The wine is just to help the words flow and to give you something to linger over for an extra hour or so.

And the world stops turning....

I new I could count on you guys for a moral boost...:p

I don't think your morals need any more boosting.

Your morale on the other hand could use a good kick in the spherical reproductive organs. :D

We'll probably just meet somewhere for a beer. She's a friend that's finally broken up with the dick of a guy she was dating. Well, she actually broke up with him months ago, I just haven't been around...
You met my ex?

I don't know if she's that kind of date...I'm pretty sure I don't want to do the romance with her...She has kids...

Do Not Shoplift the Pootie (http://crackle.com/c/Screenbites/Jerry_Maguire_Shoplift_The_Pooty/1620221) Language warning, mildly NSFW

I don't think your morals need any more boosting.

Your morale on the other hand could use a good kick in the spherical reproductive organs. :D

no, my morals need boosting. I was planning on having them for dinner, but there just so small right now...jerk:p

morels are for eating.

morals are for aesop fables.

Just give me some morsels and i'll be happi.

morasses is what this place has....:p

morasses is what this place has....:p

This place has been kinda swampy lately... (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Amorasses)

oooh! juicy details about the date?!

Everything you could possibly want to know right here (http://shieldsdates.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=83&zenid=4259905ae52d19abc98fa3148c4e3c09).

She's so hot...

Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...

Who cares about "deserve." Are you gonna take pics?

UA and his date.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/10500/10979_w.jpg

So wait, does she know it's a date?

So wait, does she know it's a date?

^5 :thumb:

well, yeah she does. :innocent:

well, yeah she does put the lotion on her skin :innocent:

slight fix

Well there's a girl that lives up the block
back in school she could turn all the boy's heads
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by
and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Her and her husband Bobby well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
We just sit around talking about the old times,
she says when she feels like crying
she starts laughing thinking about

Glory days yeah goin back
Glory days aw he ain't never had
Glory days, glory days

Well, a maybe, kinda, not really date for this weekend. Wow, she's way hotter than I deserve...

keep thinking that way, the game is already over.

keep thinking that way, the game is already over.

All the chicas I've dated have been hotter than I deserve, but that doesn't stop me :D

Are you gonna take pics?Let me rephrase that for you:

Pics or she doesn't exist.

Maybe thats why they're all "ex's" now :P

Let me rephrase that for you:

Pics or she doesn't exist.

Do you really need a pic of his hand?

She want's me to build a bike for her! :o

And you wonder why you are feeling a sense of impending doom?

http://www.larsandtherealgirl-themovie.com/

Good luck Unsafe ... oh and - if things should happen, perhaps "Unsafe" is not who you want to be at that moment ...

Its amazing how good those hand puppets have gotten.