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66aldo
08-27-08, 09:36 AM
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during Summer Olympics games that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator:
This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator:
This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst:
Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer:
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst:
He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator:
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator:
One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... :eek: Oh my God, what have I just said?

:roflmao2:


mkauffman
08-28-08, 10:07 AM
I heard the first on on TV and cracked up. Was sitting there with my room mate and it was just about the most hilarious event ever with them saying snatch so often. It was like they were using it in sentences like that only because they could.

rankin116
08-29-08, 04:36 PM
Paul Hamm wasn't at the Olympics.


marin1
09-02-08, 09:44 AM
Paul Hamm wasn't at the Olympics.

I thought he won a gold medal in 2004?