Jokes & Humor - "Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"

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Falchoon
02-23-04, 04:07 PM
This one is for all of who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having
a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy,
look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to
eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"


ngateguy
02-23-04, 05:08 PM
Now thats what you get for messin' with you kid's mind :D

forum*rider
02-23-04, 09:05 PM
If I ever have kids I now know not to put their fingers in my mouth.

did your daughter ever find out what happened to her booger? :D


Zub Zub
02-24-04, 12:49 AM
That sick in away...:p

LittleBigMan
02-24-04, 10:53 AM
Thanks for the warning, Falchoon!

:D

bg4533
02-24-04, 08:19 PM
daughter ever find out what happened to her booger? :D

It never existed. Just messing with daddys mind.