Foo - Deep, dark, hidden confessions of Foosters

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Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 05:47 PM
Hey.

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I'm innocent.

I know nothing.






Go ahead and confess, Foosters.


AEO
09-08-08, 05:56 PM
don't tell me... you cheated on your moots!?

:innocent:

KingTermite
09-08-08, 05:57 PM
I'm a monkey's uncle....I confess.

My bro and his SO had their baby - making me a monkey's uncle!

http://www.our365.com/NewbornPortraits/HospitalBabyDetail.aspx?birthid=38c99596-e2f9-4f50-acfd-b8b5048be33d&babyid=92ff337d-9c95-4bbc-a66f-62106b993f55


skinnyone
09-08-08, 05:59 PM
I farted all right..

x136
09-08-08, 06:02 PM
I farted all right..Whew, and I was just about to confess to it.

AEO
09-08-08, 06:05 PM
I'm sorry, I've done a good 3 rides, but I still haven't taken a shower or bath yet. Thank you for masking my stench with your farts.

gapowermike
09-08-08, 06:21 PM
SBW -- the avatar fits perfectly.

To keep with the fart theme, I like the smell of my own....

Hickeydog
09-08-08, 06:28 PM
I'm sorry about the road flares, but in all honesty, I got burned worse that you......

I'm really sorry.

Wordbiker
09-08-08, 06:29 PM
Hey.

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I'm innocent.

I know nothing.






Go ahead and confess, Foosters.

Not if you won't :p

Suttree
09-08-08, 06:39 PM
I used to get these wheat free cookies at the Co-Op and
eat them in line waiting for the cashier. If the line
was too slow I would just throw the wrapper away
instead of letting the cashier scan it and pay for it
(which I did 90% of the time).

KirkeIsWaiting
09-08-08, 06:44 PM
I had a party and put Stoli in the empty Grey Goose bottle.

DrPete
09-08-08, 06:45 PM
SBW -- the avatar fits perfectly.

To keep with the fart theme, I like the smell of my own....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2369377499_93b05bfcdc.jpg?v=0

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 07:24 PM
I think I pretty much aired all my dirty laundry

Big_e
09-08-08, 07:29 PM
I didn't shower this morning and wore the same clothes I wore yesterday.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 07:29 PM
I used to get these wheat free cookies at the Co-Op and
eat them in line waiting for the cashier. If the line
was too slow I would just throw the wrapper away
instead of letting the cashier scan it and pay for it
(which I did 90% of the time).

That's called STEALING. Shame on you. :(

fuzzbox
09-08-08, 07:29 PM
If I said it, it wouldn't be deep, dark, and hidden now would it.

lodi781
09-08-08, 07:33 PM
Fine, I confess, I'm the guy from Nantucket...BADAP CCRAASSHHHH!!!!

lodi781
09-08-08, 07:34 PM
Why the hell is everybody red?? Is that like the new fooster terror alert system or something????

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 07:34 PM
Because you are online, just like it always was. Get with the program, geeze.

lodi781
09-08-08, 07:38 PM
UMM No, my name would stay black, You broke foo, didn't you Siu...?

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 07:40 PM
UMM No, my name would stay black, You broke foo, didn't you Siu...?

Then put it back on invisible. Don't forget we had new updates. Probably went into default.

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 07:43 PM
I've cheated. I've stolen. I've lied. I like girls and boys. I've beaten up people who probably didn't deserve it. I've killed. I've screwed people over. I am a horrible person.


That about sums it up.

x136
09-08-08, 07:46 PM
I'm worse than jsharr but not as bad as UnsafeAlpine.

That smell is probably not me.

I owe you a dollar, but I'm not going to pay it back, in case you're only using me for my money.

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 07:56 PM
forgot...I may also have a child...

maximan1
09-08-08, 08:04 PM
I am going out with a girl but I don't like her.

Does that make me a horrible person?

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 08:09 PM
I am going out with a girl but I don't like her.

Does that make me a horrible person?

no, but why on earth would you do that to yourself?

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 08:12 PM
Or to her?

Why do people mess with other people like this? That's just not cool at all.

x136
09-08-08, 08:12 PM
I've beaten up people who probably didn't deserve it. I've killed.
I may also have a child......Huh.

Suttree
09-08-08, 08:13 PM
Or to her?

Why do people mess with other people like this? That's just not cool at all.

yeah messin with people is worse than nabbin a cookie

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 08:14 PM
yeah messin with people is worse than nabbin a cookie

Yeah really. :notamused:

Okay I still like you, KV. :)

thebarerider
09-08-08, 08:18 PM
I had a party and put Stoli in the empty Grey Goose bottle.

I had a party and put McCormick in the Stoli bottle.

nekohime
09-08-08, 08:23 PM
I rarely take notes for classes. Bad student. Baaaaaaaaad.

Suttree
09-08-08, 08:25 PM
Yeah really. :notamused:

Okay I still like you, KV. :)

cool. likewise. keep me in the loop about
your air gun, sounds like fun.

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 08:27 PM
I still can't find a local place that will sell it to me. I decided on the Beeman.

Suttree
09-08-08, 08:28 PM
you must live in the Bay Area.

They hate guns and love organic produce.

I personally have nothing against either,
given appropriate safety measures--like
hippies washin their hands and people
practicing gun safety RELIGIOUSLY

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 08:36 PM
I've been certified to handle powder guns so I should be okay. But there is just NO WHERE to buy it. And I can't get it online because they won't send it to California. It's easier getting a real gun.

Wordbiker
09-08-08, 08:38 PM
I rarely take notes for classes. Bad student. Baaaaaaaaad.

That sounds more like a boast than a confession. :rolleyes:

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 08:39 PM
back on track

I hate raspberries.

maximan1
09-08-08, 08:41 PM
Or to her?

Why do people mess with other people like this? That's just not cool at all.

Remember my thread about a girl who asked me out?
This is the same girl...

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 08:43 PM
Alright Maxi...Trust me on this. Dump her because it's not fair to her and it's not fair to you. You don't want to end up like me with a stupid guilty conscience.

Siu Blue Wind
09-08-08, 08:44 PM
Remember my thread about a girl who asked me out?
This is the same girl...

Oooooooooh okay. She's has it goin' on for you, huh? :D

But in the long run it might hurt her feelings..:o

Minesbroken
09-08-08, 08:52 PM
Hey.

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I'm innocent.

I know nothing.






Go ahead and confess, Foosters.

I cant go there :innocent:

ilikebikes
09-08-08, 09:17 PM
I once betrayed someone for thirty pieces of silver.

stevesurf
09-08-08, 09:20 PM
I passed the group on a Prospect Park ride and then cut loose the most wicked fart.

Minesbroken
09-08-08, 09:21 PM
well its deep and all....not so much dark....maybe secret... just a little bit, not a confession so much because I'm not talkin...but you get the idea.

x136
09-08-08, 09:23 PM
well its deep and all....not so much dark....maybe secret... just a little bit, not a confession so much because I'm not talkin...but you get the idea.Rumor has it that it's broken... and leaks.

Minesbroken
09-08-08, 09:25 PM
Rumor has it that it's broken... and leaks.

See now?...thats just how rumors start :notamused:

Oh wait it does say that doesnt it? :D

maximan1
09-08-08, 09:52 PM
Ohmigod I was taking a phone quiz and my battery died and the poor old lady on the other line couldn't hear me I feel so guilty :cry::(

UnsafeAlpine
09-08-08, 09:54 PM
what's a phone quiz?

fuzzbox
09-08-08, 09:59 PM
I used to get these wheat free cookies at the Co-Op and
eat them in line waiting for the cashier. If the line
was too slow I would just throw the wrapper away
instead of letting the cashier scan it and pay for it
(which I did 90% of the time).

That deserves awesome points.