Foo - Henceforth, she shall be known as thirteen

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UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 09:15 AM
Thirteen
Bad-luck wind been blowing on my back
I was born to bring trouble wherever i'm at
With a number 13 tatooed on my neck
That ink starts to itch
Black gon' turn to red
I was born in the soul of misery and I
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number
When I was young
Got a long line of heartache
I carry it well
List of lives I've broken
Reach from here to hell
And a bad-luck wind been blowin' on my back
Pray you don't look, and pray I don't look back
I was born in the soul of misery and I
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number
When I was young
Found me with a preacher man confessin' all I done
Catch me with the devil playing 21
And a bad-luck wind been blowin' on my back
I was born to
Bring trouble wherever i'm at
I was born in the soul of misery and I
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number
When i was young
Johnny Cash's version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlTBFmYf7yU)
On my ride back from school, I thought about all the bs reasons 13 broke up with me . I don't know what the hell her issues are, but I'm pissed she involved me. I'm pissed she couldn't make one step towards helping "us" and yet expected me to bend over backwards. Whatever lies she's coming up with to make herself feel better, I don't want any part of it.
I'm pissed, I'm hurt, I'm depressed, I need some lovin', I don't want her in my life anymore, yet she's still affecting me. Aaarrrgh...
Time to finish a paper...
cohophysh
09-10-08, 09:21 AM
c'mere dude, I'll give ya a big ole hug
Siu Blue Wind
09-10-08, 09:24 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/notthisagain.jpg
[ I need some lovin'
Who loves ya baby? jsharr and telly does. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnr-Y1wuVGw&feature=related)
cohophysh
09-10-08, 09:28 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/notthisagain.jpg
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 09:28 AM
I'm pissed about it, too. I just can't make myself feel better, though. I need a little fling or something, but the only girls I know that I'd consider dating are like 18 or 19 and that's just creepy...
PM chipcom, he is way over 18 and he puts out.
http://www.derekchung.org/images/fling.gif
Everyone now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAODcg--Dc)
http://www.vat19.com/webimages/big-daddy-jumbo-lighter/jumbo-lighter-concert.jpg
Little Darwin
09-10-08, 09:41 AM
Gosh, I am over 50, and I haven't had 13 sweethearts... I feel deprived.
UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 09:43 AM
PM chipcom, he is way over 18 and he puts out.
I'm just not a big fan of that thing he does, I think it's that thing you taught him....
Everyone now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAODcg--Dc)
I hate you forever for that video... I had to stick an ice pick in my brain to remove the images...:p
ritepath
09-10-08, 10:36 AM
Women are the devil...stay away, they'll F you up like nothing else.
Doohickie
09-10-08, 10:42 AM
Gosh, I am over 50, and I haven't had 13 sweethearts... I feel deprived.
I'm 45 and I'm still on my first one- married 24 years. :love:
TitaniuMerlin
09-10-08, 10:43 AM
Sometimes I think I am UA's twin, separated at Birth. But that's rather creepy and I wish i didn't have such thoughts. At any rate, I constantly find myself in the same boat as him as far as the Evil Wimmins go, and just last night my Evil Ex called me. First time we've talked in nearly 2 months. So, today I called her and basically told her that I can't do the talking thing anymore. Rather awkward 1 minute conversation that, and I punched a wall afterwards. Anyways, its totally messing with my head and has now ruined my month. Why can't they play fair?
Women are the devil...stay away, they'll F you up like nothing else.
Everything is the devil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOurkdP0SHQ&feature=related)
Dude... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI)
UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 11:18 AM
Dude... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI)
You have been redeemed.
UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 11:19 AM
I'm 45 and I'm still on my first one- married 24 years. :love:
Dang, if I had married my first, I would have killed myself a looooong time ago.
You have been redeemed.
Don't push your luck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RKpIeZsRuU&feature=related).
UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 11:25 AM
I like lounge :o
celticfrost
09-10-08, 11:29 AM
A better song involving the # 13: http://www.last.fm/music/Pixies/+videos/+1-UDt42Vs-teI
"Number 13 Baby"
got hair in a girl
that flows to her bones
and a comb in her pocket
if the winds get blown
stripes on her eyes when she walks slow
but her face falls down
when she go, go, go
black tear falling on my lazy queen
gotta tattooed tit say number 13
viva
don't want no blue eyes
la loma
i want brown eyes
rica
i'm in a state
choir in the yard
in the house next door
where a grandma brought
some songs from the shore
six foot girl gonna
sweat when she dig
stand close to the fire
when they light the pig
standing in her chinos shirt pulled off clean
gotta tattooed tit say number 13
viva
don't want no blue eyes
la loma
i want brown eyes
rica
i'm in a state
Don't push your luck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RKpIeZsRuU&feature=related).
Tag Team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4EptyBtDS4&feature=related)
Tag Team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4EptyBtDS4&feature=related)
Dang, you dropped the Englebert Humperdink...ok, hardball then, I see your Englebert Humperdink and raise you a ***** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4IiP__5ck)
UnsafeAlpine
09-10-08, 11:48 AM
The JC version of that song is one of my favorites
and it's certainly what I'm feeling right now...
Freelove man, Freelove is where it is at. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_UCks8O0FA)
Freelove man, Freelove is where it is at. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_UCks8O0FA)
Holy crow, haven't heard that in years...thanks!
De Nada, it is what I do.
Now we will count backwards from 69 to 65
69
68
67
66
65 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VELvq-faGk)
Dang, you dropped the Englebert Humperdink...ok, hardball then, I see your Englebert Humperdink and raise you a ***** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4IiP__5ck)
You can just thank me now ... Not Marilyn Manson, but ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61oGGOUicY&feature=related)
Now we will count backwards from 69 to 65
69
68
67
66
65 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VELvq-faGk)
Who the hell was in my bed? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqMLehe_7sw)
I swear, this thread is making me feel like I'm talking to Junkions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junkions).
Who the hell was in my bed? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqMLehe_7sw)
I swear, this thread is making me feel like I'm talking to Junkions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junkions).
:D I saw the buttholes a few years ago at a punk bar.
You can just thank me now ... Not Marilyn Manson, but ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61oGGOUicY&feature=related)
Ahahahaha...Ah, well, someday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRXUQ4IKKHY).
Ahahahaha...Ah, well, someday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRXUQ4IKKHY).
Someday you can take me on. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo)
I'm just not a big fan of that thing he does, I think it's that thing you taught him....
I hate you forever for that video... I had to stick an ice pick in my brain to remove the images...:p
It could have been worse, it could have been this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhplKcEH9oY) of that song.:D
I know UA feels like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZGwENyUNs) and/or this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1jyL3cr60)
but maybe he should just do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV5yGKWjv4) or this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-CHEnJ7gnc)
When I feel down, brothers and sisters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6UM), I just get down.
Ahahahaha...Ah, well, someday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRXUQ4IKKHY).
Counters with a ... :eek: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAhHcNIikg)
That last post was deep, but this is deeper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5Gl28Xe5o
That last post was deep, but this is deeper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5Gl28Xe5o
Hey Cat, can't be deep unless you're reborn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQgHfhzgdc4&feature=related)
*love that UDS track, btw.
Hey Cat, can't be deep unless you're reborn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQgHfhzgdc4&feature=related)
*love that UDS track, btw.
Reborn? Reborn? Are you talking to me, myself or I? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9twbBh2Hd0)
Reborn? Reborn? Are you talking to me, myself or I? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9twbBh2Hd0)
Yeah I'm talkin' to you. Cause I aint no joke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu4RM1Iq-wg).
Counters with a ... :eek: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAhHcNIikg)
Maybe UA should just ask her if she wants to be his friend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLp4kFp5_is).
Yeah I'm talkin' to you. Cause I aint no joke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu4RM1Iq-wg).
You ain't no joke and I ain't laughing, but teh dj sucks, hey hey hey. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNPv7jJmibs)
Hey Cat, can't be deep unless you're reborn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQgHfhzgdc4&feature=related)
*love that UDS track, btw.
they say bad things, therefore you need some good in your life ... but he shouldn't have done this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k&feature=related)
they say bad things, therefore you need some good in your life ... but he shouldn't have done this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k&feature=related)
There are bad things, and then there are bad and ugly things, which is good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3gp7B8WC4Q).
You ain't no joke and I ain't laughing, but teh dj sucks, hey hey hey. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNPv7jJmibs)
If the DJ sucks, then maybe they should hang the DJ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk).
ModoVincere
09-10-08, 01:35 PM
UA....maybe you should leave her alone till she's 18. :innocent:
they say bad things, therefore you need some good in your life ... but he shouldn't have done this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k&feature=related)
Wha-HEY...:eek::eek::eek: No lie, that Paul Anka cover stunk like a pail of fish heads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I&feature=related).
artifice
09-10-08, 01:40 PM
13 is not a very lucky number. NEXT!
If the DJ sucks, then maybe they should hang the DJ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk).
Your choice has not the effect you wanted - have a CD of theirs, but I bet you'll run from this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk)
And on that note ---- UA - consider this thread totally hijacked! SHA-BOOM!
And not I leave you with a lovely remembrance of my '80's cause I know you'll love this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P_5EWjVNr4&feature=related)
Outta here - have a 30 mile loop on the roadie calling my name...
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