Foo - Internet Personalities like Pcad could become bigger than Porn Stars

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patentcad
09-16-08, 07:51 AM
There's gotta be money in this somewhere.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080916/wr_nm/internet_book_life_dc


MrCrassic
09-16-08, 07:55 AM
Dude, don't dream on it.

Now, if you invade Slashdot, that might be a different story...(though you may or may not want to turn to the dark side!)

patentcad
09-16-08, 07:57 AM
You gotta have dreams Crassic. For example, you dream of completing a Cat V race some day. I hope to be there to witness it. Oh wait, our race won't be over yet. Well, you know what I mean.


TeddyKGB
09-16-08, 08:02 AM
Maybe you could even get your own show on MTV.

"Win a Date With Pcad"

You can choose to date women based on how they ride. If they show up in full team kits, clothes matching the bike, reflectors, and a camelbak you know you'll have a winner. Just your type pcad.

kellyjdrummer
09-16-08, 08:06 AM
If you don't stroke him, he'll stay the size he is now.

jsharr
09-16-08, 08:10 AM
I would pay to see Pcad in a porno, but not a snuff film. I have morals you know.

ehidle
09-16-08, 08:12 AM
Now, if you invade Slashdot, that might be a different story...

In Soviet Russia, Slashdot invades YOU!

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 08:14 AM
You gotta have dreams Crassic. For example, you dream of completing a Cat V race some day. I hope to be there to witness it. Oh wait, our race won't be over yet. Well, you know what I mean.

Hey! I've completed a few Collegiate Intro races, and I even did a D race (and got shelled properly)!
We're all hacks; some of us are better hacks than others.

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 08:15 AM
In Soviet Russia, Slashdot invades YOU!

I have great great great great great grandparents from Soviet Russia, you insensitive clod!

TeddyKGB
09-16-08, 08:16 AM
Hey! I've completed a few Collegiate Intro races, and I even did a D race (and got shelled properly)!
We're all hacks; some of us are better hacks than others.
pcad's new motto:

pcad: The hack of hacks.

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 08:16 AM
pcad: hacky hack

Siu Blue Wind
09-16-08, 08:17 AM
Internet Personalities like Pcad could become bigger than Porn Stars


LIKE Pcad but NOT Pcad.


So did you get your crank fixed? You manly man, you.

jsharr
09-16-08, 08:22 AM
This getting bigger than a porn star thing, do you still get a fluffer?

patentcad
09-16-08, 08:24 AM
pcad: hacky hack

Nobody's a bigger bike racing hack than me. Nobody I say.

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 08:25 AM
Except timmyquest, apparently. Even has it in his avatar title, you know!

patentcad
09-16-08, 08:26 AM
Crassic, to be a bike racing hack, you have to participate in the bicycle races. Does TQ actually do that now?

HigherGround
09-16-08, 11:20 AM
You need a YouTube video like the spinning escalator girl, the Star Wars dude, or the whiny "Leave Brittney alone!" dudette.

AEO
09-16-08, 11:33 AM
You need a YouTube video like the spinning escalator girl, the Star Wars dude, or the whiny "Leave Brittney alone!" dudette.

how about just an album of him posing in his gear?

I can't fathom what would happen in a video... :p

jsharr
09-16-08, 11:37 AM
Pcad is not DVD compatible. BluRay can almost capture him. If technology ever catches up with him, I am sure PCad has star potential.

ehidle
09-16-08, 11:49 AM
I have great great great great great grandparents from Soviet Russia, you insensitive clod!

Imagine a beowulf cluster of great great great great great great grandparents!

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 12:00 PM
Imagine a beowulf cluster of great great great great great great grandparents!

alongside Natalie Portman, petrified

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 12:01 PM
Crassic, to be a bike racing hack, you have to participate in the bicycle races. Does TQ actually do that now?


He did one...remember the race report?

I'm a super hack; I train, I go real fast, but I've only raced eight times and f'ed up one time trial where I hit a bush AND let all of the good teams in NYC see that!

At least you're on a team. I'll probably never have the chance to join one after that debacle :)

avmanansala
09-16-08, 12:03 PM
Styleman has nothing on Pcad.

ehidle
09-16-08, 12:05 PM
alongside Natalie Portman, petrified

Before or after she gives you some hot grits?

MrCrassic
09-16-08, 12:14 PM
After the hot grits and ******

this is so sad; we're talking Slashdot in a biking forum. :D :D

aham23
09-16-08, 12:50 PM
i cant name one famous porn star, but i can name several infamous BF'ers. clearly, i am miss using the internetz. later.

ehidle
09-16-08, 03:53 PM
CowboyNeal says that Slashdot memetics need to be integrated into BF culture.

patentcad
09-16-08, 04:15 PM
CowboyNeal says that Slashdot memetics need to be integrated into BF culture.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Maelstrom
09-16-08, 04:15 PM
Dude, don't dream on it.

Now, if you invade Slashdot, that might be a different story...(though you may or may not want to turn to the dark side!)

ya a few guys from there made it big. There was that guy that turned his back on IT and start raising dogs or something. He created quite a stir in the geek online community.

kellyjdrummer
09-16-08, 08:47 PM
"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

banerjek
09-16-08, 10:27 PM
Dude, don't dream on it.

Now, if you invade Slashdot, that might be a different story...(though you may or may not want to turn to the dark side!)
Slashdot may be the only place on the internet where there are more weenies than BF

jsharr
09-17-08, 07:49 AM
Slashdot may be the only place on the internet where there are more weenies than BF

you take that back. take it back right now!:notamused:

MrCrassic
09-17-08, 08:24 AM
Slashdot may be the only place on the internet where there are more weenies than BF

But they're not BIKE weenies. This is key.

pcad would never survive it.

MrCrassic
09-17-08, 08:25 AM
CowboyNeal says that Slashdot memetics need to be integrated into BF culture.

I, for one, welcome our new hand wringing, bike schwag nerd talking overlords.

jsharr
09-17-08, 08:27 AM
I find it funny that the porn star thread is now debating bike weenies.

MrCrassic
09-17-08, 08:29 AM
It's natural evolution:

Porn --> Slashdot --> Bike weenies

ehidle
09-17-08, 08:32 AM
I, for one, welcome our new hand wringing, bike schwag nerd talking overlords.

All your bike schwag are belong to us

jsharr
09-17-08, 08:34 AM
It's natural evolution:

Porn --> Slashdot --> Bike weenies

Darwin just rolled over in his grave.