Foo - The Battle Thread

Okay, here's how this works.

Person above you posts a battle.

You answer, then post your battle.

Easy.

Nalgene vs. Steel Bottles

naglene, they don't rust as much as steel

Limeade vs. Lemonade

Lemonade

Chocolate vs. Vanilla ice cream

Vanilla.
There are no Chocolate Cycles.

Cheeseburger v. Double Cheeseburger

double cheeseburger, twice the cheese, twice the fun

Unsafe vs. Alpine

Unsafe - always.

Paper or plastic?

paper. You can kill with those bags. Massive papercuts.


Chimp vs. Uncle Pcaddy.

Chimp


Irresistible Force vs. Immovable Object

Irresistible Force. Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer

Bubb Rubb v. Numa Numa Guy

Numa Numa Guy. Nurdi.

Thundercats v. He Man

He Man I guess....never watched either really.

Scooby v. Gilligan

Scooby had better snacks

Leather vs Lace

Lace - unless we're talking bar tape.

<way too slow> Thundercats (He Man has never, ever harmed anyone - and now that there are doping controls...)

Campagnolo vs Shimano? :eek:

Lace - unless we're talking bar tape.

<way too slow> Thundercats (He Man has never, ever harmed anyone - and now that there are doping controls...)

Campagnolo vs Shimano? :eek:

Campagnolo, you idiot.

Squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle vs. squeeze it from the end.

Dude, you trying to start a riot?

Shimano.

Sheeeeite. Squeeze from the end, I'm anal like that.

Haleakala National Park v. Shenandoah National Park (http://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=BJgtUjxTQSLSEB4rI8QSz0ImvCqOqhYYBubOGvAXCvaU8oP4KCAAQAhgCKAI4AVDX0PdlYMnWi4zQpOQPyAEByALl3okF2QMe aCLpo27Oog&sig=AGiWqtyrD2_CnVZBbULXOThfbjVL3vrlAw&q=http://srch.atdmt.com/search/31074/SRCH56pn56pndf/DEFAULT/shenandoah%2Bnational%2Bpark/2/.search)

Haleakala. Or however you spell it.

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear


Boxers vs. briefs.

Boxers - gotta keep the sperm count up!

Handlebar mirror vs. Helmet mirror

No mirror. You gotta be cool like dat.

road or mtn?

Road - It hurts less.

Blackberry vs iPhone GO

No mirror. You gotta be cool like dat.

road or mtn?

Mtn! :thumb:

Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate

Campagnolo, you idiot.

Squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle vs. squeeze it from the end.

14 pages.

[QUOTE=MrCrassic;7482348]Road - It hurts less.

Your kidding right?

Mtn! :thumb:

Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate

Dark Chocolate: Healthier.

Dell vs. HP. GO

[QUOTE=MrCrassic;7482348]Road - It hurts less.

Your kidding right?

Nop

[quote=snowy;7482358]

Nop


I have to disagree. I would much rather fall mountain biking then end up with the road scars I have.

Something about crashing into rocks, trees and other unpleasant things on a frequent basis just doesn't seem right. I have nothing against mtb though. I would do it if I could afford that kind of bike stuff.

Dark Chocolate: Healthier.

Dell vs. HP. GO

I know nothing about either, but Dell.

MC Hammer vs Vanilla Ice. (battle of the mega-failures).

Hammer. Because you can't touch it. And that's a good thing.

Charlie Brown or Linus?

Linus. Charlie Brown reminds me too much of myself.

Nightwish vs. Symphony X

Linus. Charlie Brown reminds me too much of myself.

Nightwish vs. Symphony X

Are these condom brands? If so, Nightwish for inflatable doll lovemaking, Symphony X for -- live!

My God or Your God?

My God -- the revenge factor rocks.

Salty vs. Sweet?

My God -- the revenge factor rocks.

Salty vs. Sweet?

If I had a sweetie, and I licked her at the gym, then both.

Craig Ferguson vs the others.

Are these condom brands? If so, Nightwish for inflatable doll lovemaking, Symphony X for -- live!

My God or Your God?

Those would be bands. Haven't you heard of Progressive Metal? Well, just do a youtube search for "Phantom of the opera Nightwish" and you will find out what I mean.

Going on...

The others. Alwayz. Cuz the others alwayz have the bigger gunz.

Stupid vs. idiot.

Those would be bands. Haven't you heard of Progressive Metal? Well, just do a youtube search for "Phantom of the opera Nightwish" and you will find out what I mean.

Going on...

The others. Alwayz. Cuz the others alwayz have the bigger gunz.

Stupid vs. idiot.

I just got off the phone with Richard Sachs and he sez he's got more "Progressive Metal" logos on his musette bags than Frank Sinatra's had tail:

http://richardsachs.com/rsachstoys.html

I like the sound of idiot better than stupid. But dub some o' both on your fav metal tunes and get back to me...'kay?

AK-47 vs UZI?

AK-47. Bigger round, a little more accurate, reliable as heck, and you look like a terrorist with one.

Lord of the Rings. vs. Chronicles of Narnia.

Lord of the Rings due to Anwar.

Toilet Paper v. Hand

TP.

Football (american) or football(soccer)?

Euro football wins hands down--nothin like flippin min cars after a match

Indian food vs. any other kind of food

Euro football wins hands down--nothin like flippin min cars after a match

Indian food vs. any other kind of food

Frybread, right?

Upside down vs. Inside out.

Upside down. Much easier to fix.

Off-white or off-black?

Upside down. Much easier to fix.

Off-white or off-black?

off black. off white is for hipsters.
heshers rock black. other wish they were cool.

Tom Waits or Leonard Cohen.

Leonard Cohen, gotta vote for the Canadian, even if he's from Quebec.

SARS vs. Flu vs. Listeria

SARS. It did not get it's place in the spotlight long enough and I miss the masks.

tarantula v. origami tarantula

SARS. It did not get it's place in the spotlight long enough and I miss the masks.

tarantula v. origami tarantula

origami tarantula. I'm arachnophobic.

Beatles or Stones?

Beatles.

lawyers or politicians

Politicians, they lie to you, but at least they are not lawyers.


Thermometer, under the arm vs in the rear.

Politicians, they lie to you, but at least they are not lawyers.


Thermometer, under the arm vs in the rear.

In the rear. It makes you a man.

Ecks vs Sever

Can they both die, and take that stupid movie along with it?

Swift kick to the boys vs a jaw breaking punch

The boys pain will fade, the jaw will linger. I am taking the punch to the jewels.


Old steel from an Italian Master or new Carbon with bling.

The boys pain will fade, the jaw will linger. I am taking the punch to the jewels.


Old steel from an Italian Master or new Carbon with bling.

Old steel, I'm nostalgic like that.

Permanent blindness v. permanent deafness