Foo - Favorite movie quotes

Some I find amusing.

what we have here, is a failure to communicate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o)

it's a trap! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4)

This is about the 10th time this thread has been started, am I right or am I right?

What was that from KT? It sounds familiar.

Not necessarily quotes, but still great movie scenes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM-gZintWDc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymsHLkB8u3s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOtVg05JLPc

The first one is my favorite though.

"you can't haNdle the truth!!!!"

"This town needs an enema!"

"What the hell are we doing out here in the middle of the desert? We need help, WE NEED HELP!"

"I did nothing, and it was everything that I thought it would be."

"When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption."

>"Your name will be Zatara."
-"Sounds fearsome."
>"It means driftwood."

This is about the 10th time this thread has been started, am I right or am I right?

Yeah, but hackneyed and banal are so IN right now!

Comb the desert! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso)

Dark Helmet-"Found Anything, yet?"
Soldier 1-"Nothing yet, sir."
Dark Helmet-"How about you?"
Soldier 2-"Not a thing, sir."
Dark Helmet-"What about you guys?"
Soldier 3-"We ain't found s*t!"

Comb the desert! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso)

Dark Helmet-"Found Anything, yet?"
Soldier 1-"Nothing yet, sir."
Dark Helmet-"How about you?"
Soldier 2-"Not a thing, sir."
Dark Helmet-"What about you guys?"
Soldier 3-"We ain't found s*t!"



No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

My friend Wildey is coming!

Too many

"1.21 gigawatts?!"

http://www.greatscottpcservices.com/doc_brown.jpg/doc_brown-full.jpg

If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!

When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence...

"Candygram for Mongo!"

Not quite a quote, but my favourite scene from one of the best movies I know, Lawrence of Arabia.

Lawrence of Arabia - The Officers' Bar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9YXuvLfECk)

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk)

It's time someone put their foot down. And that foot is me!

"We're not just going to let you walk out of here"

"Who's we sucker?"

Smith and Wesson, and me"

Somewhere between 'A man's gotta know his limitations' and 'Never tell me the odds!!'

"Do you feel lucky, PUNK!"

"No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull."

I been around that kinda trashy behavior all my life.....I'm gettin' pretty tireda puttin' up with it

"Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? "

"Do your parents know you're Ramones?"

A couple off the top of my head.

I'm your huckleberry.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
You boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?
Who are those guys?

"I thought you might be worried....about the security....of your ****."

"Yippee ka yay motha--------"

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

"Can't you see this horse loves me?"

"I had a gal do that to me, it didn't make her my wife"

Momma! The italians they are a coming!

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.

"If they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men."



Arnold Schwarzenegger

Claiming Democrats in California were delaying State Budget by catering for special interests

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a whole sh*t-load of dimes"
"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch"

Did you see my underwear?!
No.
You want to?

" coach! I broke my d!ck coach, I think I broke my d!ck!"
" Rub some dirt on it, get back in there."

Not A movie, but....

" ya, that's right, i grunt when i get my swell on at the gym. It's because i want everyone to know how buff and tan i am."

" YO BROSKI!, Two hienekens right here."

All right ill give you one from the departed and pulp fiction that I was watching yesterday.


Dignam: "My theory on the Feds is that they are like mushrooms, feed em **** and keep em in the dark. You girls have a good day"

Wolf: You have a body in a car, minus the head in the garage. Take me to it

Oh a few from 40 yo virgin

Cal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta **** the plant.

Nicky: I'm starvin... let's get some ****in french toast!

Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it?

The Godfather - after the boys made a "hit" the one gangster said to the other one:
"Hand me the cannolis - drop the gun".

Fabienne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0210218/): Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0210218/): Whose chopper is this?
Butch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): It's Zed's.
Fabienne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0210218/): Who's Zed?
Butch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

"Hatchet" Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605365/): You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0602941/): Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605365/): Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

"Hatchet" Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605365/): You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0602941/): Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605365/): Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

"Chill, Winston..."

"What ain't no country that I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"

Okay, pretty much the entirety of Pulp Fiction could be posted here, I guess.


EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk)Gary Oldman is one of the best nutcases out there. That's a great scene.

"There is two ways you can leave these here premises...On your feet or on your back."- The bartender in Near Dark

Clip from Near Dark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLOAJy0kyI)

Gary Oldman is one of the best nutcases out there. That's a great scene.

No one does vein popping rage like Gary Oldman can.

"What ain't no country that I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"

Okay, pretty much the entirety of Pulp Fiction could be posted here, I guess.

Gary Oldman is one of the best nutcases out there. That's a great scene.

True dat!