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UnsafeAlpine
09-17-08, 10:48 AM
Prefer, Au naturel, don't care?


Siu Blue Wind
09-17-08, 10:49 AM
Oh you DID NOT just go there.

ModoVincere
09-17-08, 10:49 AM
ummm....really do not care!
But I will manscape however the ladies say they wants it. :D


AEO
09-17-08, 10:50 AM
is this related to EPO and steroids?

C Law
09-17-08, 10:56 AM
She prefers the boys shaved and the rest of the jungle tamed

nekohime
09-17-08, 10:58 AM
She prefers the boys shaved and the rest of the jungle tamed

I concur. Getting hair in places=not fun. :innocent:

AEO
09-17-08, 11:00 AM
oh... I get it now... lol

nobody likes overgrown and wild shrubbery, unless they are into that sort of thing.

aprilm
09-17-08, 11:01 AM
I prefer a bare yard, and keep mine the same.

Ka_Jun
09-17-08, 11:01 AM
I typically [redacted] because I find that [redacted] and [redacted], tends to [redacted]. Suits me just fine.

ModoVincere
09-17-08, 11:02 AM
oh... I get it now... lol

nobody likes overgrown and wild shrubbery, unless they are into that sort of thing.

http://moon.felk.cvut.cz/~pisem1/blog/KnightsWhoSayNi.jpg

AEO
09-17-08, 11:06 AM
time to go watch monty python and the holy grail.

Siu Blue Wind
09-17-08, 11:08 AM
I prefer a bare yard, and keep mine the same.

I like flowers in mine. :)

wolfpack
09-17-08, 11:09 AM
she prefers the boys shaved and the rest of the jungle tamed

+1

UnsafeAlpine
09-17-08, 11:10 AM
I like flowers in mine. :)

ok, that's just weird...:p

ModoVincere
09-17-08, 11:10 AM
I like flowers in mine. :)

http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0068.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)
Hopefully not ones with thorns.

Michigander
09-17-08, 11:12 AM
If I don't shave my pubes I end up getting really big zits in upper part of that region. Then I go and pop em, and a pus ball shoots out at about 20 or 25 feet per second. Then it bleeds and hurts for about half an hour. So I shave em before they get too long.

UnsafeAlpine
09-17-08, 11:13 AM
If I don't shave my pubes I end up getting really big zits in upper part of that region. Then I go and pop em, and a pus ball shoots out at about 20 or 25 feet per second. Then it bleeds and hurts for about half an hour. So I shave em before they get too long.

ok, I just threw up...not a little, not in my mouth, the janitor is heading over here with the bucket and mop, and he's calling for backup...

Siu Blue Wind
09-17-08, 11:14 AM
THANKYOUUUUUUUUforthepictorial, MICHIGANDER!!!!

Don't you wash yourself?

Hobartlemagne
09-17-08, 11:16 AM
THANKYOUUUUUUUUforthepictorial, MICHIGANDER!!!!

Don't you wash yourself?

I guess you havent checked out www.pimplefetish.com (http://www.pimplefettish.com)

Michigander
09-17-08, 11:16 AM
THANKYOUUUUUUUUforthepictorial, MICHIGANDER!!!!

Don't you wash yourself?

When you do abatement, you take no less than 2 showers a day. But you sweat a hell of a lot.

Siu Blue Wind
09-17-08, 11:16 AM
I guess you havent checked out www.pimplefetish.com (http://www.pimplefettish.com)

You made me click and there wasn't anything there. :notamused:

Pwnt
09-17-08, 11:16 AM
Just call me TARZAN! :D

KingTermite
09-17-08, 11:16 AM
http://www.srt-4mation.com/images/smilies/worthless%20thread%20without%20pics.gif

Siu Blue Wind
09-17-08, 11:18 AM
Yeah ^^^!!

Wait.



No.

skinnyone
09-17-08, 11:19 AM
it depends really

Ka_Jun
09-17-08, 11:19 AM
^No...no...no...that isn't necessary, everyone...very good, everything's good here, how are you?

SonataInFSharp
09-17-08, 11:19 AM
And I clicked on this thinking it was about shaving my unibrow...

mrbubbles
09-17-08, 11:20 AM
Au natural baby. Neck down.

Hobartlemagne
09-17-08, 11:21 AM
And I clicked on this thinking it was about shaving my unibrow...

I thought it would be about using a beard trimmer to shorten chest hair

nekohime
09-17-08, 11:21 AM
And I clicked on this thinking it was about shaving my unibrow...

Teh bf lets me wax his brows. How's that for trust! :D

edit: teh ex also let me shave him with a sharp and shiny razor. I'm quite glad to have had men in my life who trust me enough with hair removal and taking sharp shiny objects to their throats.

KingTermite
09-17-08, 11:23 AM
Yeah ^^^!!

Wait.



No.

You KNOW you really want to see. WE know that YOU really want to see.

ehidle
09-17-08, 11:24 AM
I prefer a bare yard, and keep mine the same.

:innocent:

skinnyone
09-17-08, 11:24 AM
also I find a trimmer lot more pleasant for the task than a razor.

Siu Blue Wind
09-17-08, 11:28 AM
Pleasant???

Dude. You need a girlfriend.

AEO
09-17-08, 11:28 AM
trim with a pair of scissors first.
then use an epilator or wax for best results :D

nekohime
09-17-08, 11:29 AM
also I find a trimmer lot more pleasant for the task than a razor.

*nod*

Teh bf uses a trimmer too. Since you're not getting rid of *all* the hair when you use trimmers, there's less of a chance of that nasty shaving rash. Plus you get a nice, even playing field.

Pwnt
09-17-08, 11:32 AM
All natural = saving money on sunflower seeds

mrbubbles
09-17-08, 11:33 AM
trim with a pair of scissors first.
then use an epilator or wax for best results :D

I wouldn't use scissors, it's really easy to accidently cut skin with scissors.

Trim to 0.2cm. Then shave, or not shave and leave it trimmed.

Hobartlemagne
09-17-08, 11:34 AM
We need a lot more ladies contributing to this thread.
Only as long as they answer correctly.

jsharr
09-17-08, 11:38 AM
I like flowers in mine. :)

Two women are talking, and the married one's husand comes walking towards them with a dozen roses.

Oh Great! exclaims the married women, "Now I am going to have to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."

"Don't you have a vase?" asks teh single woman.

CliftonGK1
09-17-08, 11:39 AM
Teh bf lets me wax his brows. How's that for trust! :D

edit: teh ex also let me shave him with a sharp and shiny razor. I'm quite glad to have had men in my life who trust me enough with hair removal and taking sharp shiny objects to their throats.

My fiancee and I met because we both shave our heads (she's got a head full o' awesome tattoos) and we've got enough trust to go after each other's heads with a razor.

Other than that, I do all my own maintenance work. Wintertime I just go for the full Sasquatch look; I don't trim anything and I grow my beard out to keep my face warm when I'm riding or hiking. During the summer I trim back everything with a pair of clippers, really thin down my beard, and shave my legs. Sasquatch doesn't like to overheat in the summer.

ModoVincere
09-17-08, 11:42 AM
trim with a pair of scissors first.
then use an epilator or wax for best results :D

are you freaking crazy?

Sixty Fiver
09-17-08, 11:45 AM
TMFI.

La la la la la la la la la !

Tude
09-17-08, 11:46 AM
trim with a pair of scissors first.
then use an epilator or wax for best results :D

:eek::eek:

I wouldn't even use that on my, well you know! :o

jsharr
09-17-08, 11:47 AM
Did you mean to post in the acronym thread, Sixty?

nekohime
09-17-08, 11:48 AM
We need a lot more ladies contributing to this thread.
Only as long as they answer correctly.

But...we're not MEN. The title doth say Manscaping, doth it not? Add womanscaping to the title and then we can reply. :lol:

aprilm
09-17-08, 11:49 AM
We need a lot more ladies contributing to this thread.
Only as long as they answer correctly.

Looks like a lot of ladies are posting their opinions (and habits, haha). ;)

AEO
09-17-08, 11:55 AM
are you freaking crazy?

no, well maybe, actually yeah. :p
but I'm a bit sadistic I think.

I think I would enjoy ripping body hair out of people

Hickeydog
09-17-08, 12:08 PM
:wtf:

C Law
09-17-08, 12:12 PM
And I clicked on this thinking it was about shaving my unibrow...

Well, since I don't really care if my wife plays with my nose or eyebrows, I figured we would go straight to the advanced curriculum.