Foo - Halp! Last minute gift for teh bf's b-day tomorrow!!!

Ok, before you nag me for being irresponsible, let me just tell you that I already bought him two gifts: a T-mobile sim card so he can call me without my mom harping on me using up the minutes by calling out of network, and a Mugen costume. However...he already has the sim and is using it, and the Mugen costume is for Halloween, so he will not open it 'til then.

What do I get him for tomorrow? I just want to give him something cheap, (not more than $10--I already spent $100-something for his main gift), useful, and hopefully small so that he has something to unwrap.

A Triple Latte.

Dinner, desert, and a good lay. :D

A hummer with a carbon footprint of ZERO.

A bj is always the perfect gift in these situations.

Gift card to Starbucks.

Dinner, desert, and a good lay. :D

This gets my vote:rolleyes::love:

just wrap a gift ribbon on yourself and call it a day.

only wear the ribbon, nothing else. :p

ok, before you nag me for being irresponsible, let me just tell you that i already bought him two gifts: A t-mobile sim card so he can call me without my mom harping on me using up the minutes by calling out of network, and a mugen costume. However...he already has the sim and is using it, and the mugen costume is for halloween, so he will not open it 'til then.

What do i get him for tomorrow? I just want to give him something cheap, (not more than $10--i already spent $100-something for his main gift), useful, and hopefully small so that he has something to unwrap.

dvd?

The Big Lebowski tenth anniversary limited edition that comes in a bowling ball. I was stumped for a gift for my friend and his fiance, because what I'd already ordered on their registry was delayed, so i got this and I was totally the hero of the event. If your boyfriend is one of those cats that "doesn't get" Big Lebowski, dump him immediately.

Dinner, desert, and a good lay. :D

But...that happens often enough, except for the dessert part... :innocent:

But...that happens often enough, except for the dessert part... :innocent:

Let him pass those boundaries you've only let him skirt the edge of before. ;)

The Big Lebowski tenth anniversary limited edition that comes in a bowling ball. I was stumped for a gift for my friend and his fiance, because what I'd already ordered on their registry was delayed, so i got this and I was totally the hero of the event. If your boyfriend is one of those cats that "doesn't get" Big Lebowski, dump him immediately.

Drool - perfect!

But...that happens often enough, except for the dessert part... :innocent:

Well then give the poor man some dessert. I prefer pie. ;)

The Big Lebowski tenth anniversary limited edition that comes in a bowling ball. I was stumped for a gift for my friend and his fiance, because what I'd already ordered on their registry was delayed, so i got this and I was totally the hero of the event. If your boyfriend is one of those cats that "doesn't get" Big Lebowski, dump him immediately.

Good idea, but a bit over budget. "Ten dowlah only!" the thrifty part of my brain screams. I guess if I don't find anything else, I can get him this.

Ok, before you nag me for being irresponsible, let me just tell you that I already bought him two gifts: a T-mobile sim card so he can call me without my mom harping on me using up the minutes by calling out of network, and a Mugen costume. However...he already has the sim and is using it, and the Mugen costume is for Halloween, so he will not open it 'til then.

What do I get him for tomorrow? I just want to give him something cheap, (not more than $10--I already spent $100-something for his main gift), useful, and hopefully small so that he has something to unwrap.

Dang, you pre-empted my nagging about irresponsibility.

I got nothing.

A can of whip cream and a smile.

I didn't think MUGEN had any characters of it's own, although I saw some guy playing the little girl from The Ring and I thought that was cool as Hell.

Well then give the poor man some dessert. I prefer pie. ;)


A can of whip cream and a smile.

*brushing sexual references to pie aside*

Well, I think we have a winner! Pie it is! Chocolate mousse pie and a can of whipped cream...you can wrap pie, right?

I didn't think MUGEN had any characters of it's own, although I saw some guy playing the little girl from The Ring and I thought that was cool as Hell.

Naw, Mugen from Samurai Champloo.

If your boyfriend is one of those cats that "doesn't get" Big Lebowski, dump him immediately.

I watched this movie again a couple nights ago, trying to 'get it', and I just can't. I really can't figure out what the big deal is with it.

Is this the same guy you were complaining about because he doesn't want to do any of the same stuff with you?

I watched this movie again a couple nights ago, trying to 'get it', and I just can't. I really can't figure out what the big deal is with it.

I could never date you.

Is this the same guy you were complaining about because he doesn't want to do any of the same stuff with you?

Yep. To be fair though, it's just cycling that he absolutely refuses to do, with me or without.

Ah well. At least he eats pie with me.

Oh. Since he's turning 21 too, can someone recommend a nice and cheap wine to go with the pie?

I watched this movie again a couple nights ago, trying to 'get it', and I just can't. I really can't figure out what the big deal is with it.

I'm going to pretend I didn't read this. :notamused:

Yep. To be fair though, it's just cycling that he absolutely refuses to do, with me or without.

Ah well. At least he eats pie with me.

Oh. Since he's turning 21 too, can someone recommend a nice and cheap wine to go with the pie?

Cabarnet Sauvginon goes well with chocolate. You should be able to find a Chateau St. Jean for $10-12 at most places.

Yep. To be fair though, it's just cycling that he absolutely refuses to do, with me or without.

Ah well. At least he eats pie with me.

Oh. Since he's turning 21 too, can someone recommend a nice and cheap wine to go with the pie?

:wtf:

steak and bj

Jacob's Creek makes a good Cab. You can also hit up Trader Joe's if you have any in your area; they have lots of good and cheap wine.

Yep. To be fair though, it's just cycling that he absolutely refuses to do, with me or without.

Ah well. At least he eats pie with me.

Oh. Since he's turning 21 too, can someone recommend a nice and cheap wine to go with the pie?

Pinotage. Nederberg or Indaba.

Fish Eye, Cab, would be reasonable.

Dinner, desert, and a good lay. :D

ALWAYS a winner! :thumb:
OR a picture of you, that would be nice too ;)

Mad Libs are always a riot.

Gift card to Starbucks.

Ya stole mah idea!!!

I'm copyrighting my stuff next time :p

No dude, you said A Latte. A gift card will get him three. Pfft.

You never specified value! Could be a $2 card, ya know.

Remember, it's the thought that counts neko.

She said 10 bucks. You weren't focusing, were you? *shakes finger at you*


I just want to give him something cheap, (not more than $10--I already spent $100-something for his main gift), useful, and hopefully small so that he has something to unwrap.

But...that happens often enough, except for the dessert part... :innocent:

Perhaps, but that never gets old.

Huckleberry Pie will melt anyone, male or female.

Huckleberry Pie will melt anyone, male or female.

I don't think she was looking to liquify him. :D

I don't think she was looking to liquify him. :D

Are you sure about that? Melting into someone else's arms can be quite heavenly. :)

Are you sure about that? Melting into someone else's arms can be quite heavenly. :)

Must be a gender thing. That's fine as long as I'm not the meltee.

steak and bj

+1,000,000

Rock & Roll Fantasy camp. Cost $2,000.

She said 10 bucks. You weren't focusing, were you? *shakes finger at you*

Can you even afford a coffee at Starbucks if you only have a $10 gift card?

Just slap it on a credit card. Or get a personal loan from the next failing financial institution.

Must be a gender thing. That's fine as long as I'm not the meltee.

If you've never melted into your lover's arms then you're missing out. There is nothing else quite like sweet abandon.

If you've never melted into your lover's arms then you're missing out. There is nothing else quite like sweet abandon.

I see your point, but think about it from the other point of view. Melting into your lover's amorphous, possibly appendages? Not quite the same thing is it? :)

I'm going to pretend I didn't read this. :notamused:

I've never even seen it. :p

Back on topic, you could make him a card. You know, with glued-on maccaroni and little star stickers. Oh, and glitter. Guys love glitter!

I say a Triple Grande Latte (that's LESS) than 10 bucks, and use the rest on an Old Navy gift card. He can probably get flip flops or socks or something. :)

Can you even afford a coffee at Starbucks if you only have a $10 gift card?

Sure. A Grande cup of coffee can range from $0.60 to $1.99.

Now, a Frappacino, loaded with whip cream, chocolate, ice, etc etc etc on the other hand...(I swear, it's not a milkshake!)