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03-02-04, 06:38 PM
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she
accidently cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When
she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his
pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to
the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around
she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "So you think that's funny?
Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting
really mad. He hets his knife back out and slices her tyres. Now she's
really laughing.
The truck driver is starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets
a can of petrol, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around
and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?"
the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't
looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"
accidently cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When
she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his
pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to
the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around
she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "So you think that's funny?
Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting
really mad. He hets his knife back out and slices her tyres. Now she's
really laughing.
The truck driver is starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets
a can of petrol, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around
and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?"
the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't
looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"