A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

So true!

... reminds me of this one ...

- THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT -

Ona day Ima got to Detroit to a big hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one piss I tella her I wanna two piss. She tella me to go to da toilet. I say you no undastand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you betta not piss ona da plate, you sonna ma *****. I donna even know da lady and she calla me sonna ma *****.

Later I go to eat lunch at the Draka Restaurant. The waitress bringa me a knife, spoon, butta no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you know undastand, I wanna fock ona da table. She tella me you betta not fock ona da table, you sonna ma *****. So,
I go back to my room ina hotel, and there is no **** ona my bed. I calla manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tella me to go to da toilet. I say you no undastand, I wanna **** ona da bed. He say you betta not **** ona da bed, you sonna ma *****. So I go to chech oda da hotel, and da man at the desk say peace to you. I say, piss ona you too you sonna ma *****, Ima go back to
Italia!

At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up:
"At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from America stood up:
"After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Italy stood up:
"After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

Nice! ;-)

do you still know jokes native to Italy? or simply Italian Jokes? hehehe