Foo - So who is Koffee Brown?

William "Don't call me Bill" Karstens is convinced that Koffee "supermoderator" Brown is actually the Underwear Nazi. So let's do this to straighten out his poor confused head. If you are not Koffee Brown, add your post to this thread. Just remember that by doing so you certify that you really are not Koffee. After a while, we'll be able to figure out just who Koffee Brown really is.

Underwear Nazi
Not Koffee Brown

I, A. Troll, do solemnly swear that I am NOT Koffee Brown.....

:D

About as funny as an ingrown toe nail.

Deal with the fact that it's all been laid out.

I am not Koffee Brown.

I am the walrus koo koo ka-choo

I'm more Espresso than Koffee.

Well, I definitely am not Koffee Brown!

um....ok I'm not Koffee Brown or the UN....hum...

I'm not Koffee Brown. I'm Coffee black, no sugar... just the way God(s) meant it to be

I am William Karsten.

No no. Wait.

I am not the Underwear Nazi.

No, wait. What was the question?

I testify that I am not Koffee Brown.

I like mine with a bit of honey, a touch of sugar, a smidgen of cream and half a bottle of Kahlua :D

I'm not Koffee Brown. Creamer gives me gas.

Nope, not Koffee Browne, more of a beige myself.

Someone PM'd me saying that A troll was UN.

That, I didn't know. So AT=UN=KB.

Such a twisted web you all live here.

TWISTED!!

:D

Sounds like you are being played WK...enjoy the ride.

I am Koffee Brown...Whoops I guess that makes me AT, UN and Georgesnatcher. Who knows what alter egos lurk in the heart of the Bike Forums................THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I am not Koffee Brown.

I don't even like Bryan Adams.

Sounds like you are being played WK...enjoy the ride.
Yeah, but I'm allowing it. And I know better. So that makes me an informed fool.

Yeah, but I'm allowing it. And I know better. So that makes me an informed fool.

hahah...good point :D Besides sometimes its nice to be played by girls. :)

The voices in my head concur, We are not Koffee Brown.

Wasn't she leaving the country anyway?

About as funny as an ingrown toe nail.

Deal with the fact that it's all been laid out.

Since you haven't made a denial, William, we may have to assume that you are Koffee Brown.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Koffee Brown. Though from the looks of things, I may be the only one.

Lousy Brownos! Go back to Russia! ;)

-chris

I can safely say that I am not Koffee Brown, A. troll, the Underwear Nazi, or William Karstens (he is a cutie though).

Keep looking, my dear William. You might just figure it out!! I am going to call you Nancy Drew from now on. Oh, wait, make that one of the Hardy boys or Encyclopedia Brown!

:D

I am not currently Koffee Brown. I might have been in a previous life.

I'm John Coffey, like the drink, but not spelled the same.

I am not, nor have I ever been in any capacity, Koffee Brown. For example: my name. It is not Koffee Brown. There has never been a time in my life that anyone has ever called me Koffee Brown; there has never been a reason to. Calling me Koffee Brown would result in me not responding to whatever was being said. Please do not call me Koffee Brown if you need immediate assistance or are being attacked by city dogs; I will not respond and you may become severly injured.
Thank you

Now, that narrows the list (http://64.191.20.129/memberlist.php?) down to everyone from "#-z" minus those who posted here, adding back in any liars. I think your question has been answered, and easier than you EVER thought!
~Glad I could help~
Regards
Kof...er, 165

I am not, nor have I ever been in any capacity, Koffee Brown. For example: my name. It is not Koffee Brown. There has never been a time in my life that anyone has ever called me Koffee Brown; there has never been a reason to. Calling me Koffee Brown would result in me not responding to whatever was being said. Please do not call me Koffee Brown if you need immediate assistance or are being attacked by city dogs; I will not respond and you may become severly injured.
Thank you

Now, that narrows the list (http://64.191.20.129/memberlist.php?) down to everyone from "#-z" minus those who posted here, adding back in any liars. I think your question has been answered, and easier than you EVER thought!
~Glad I could help~
Regards
Kof...er, 165

Are you sure? 'Cause you kind of seem like you could be..

I, A. Troll, do solemnly swear that I am NOT Koffee Brown.....

:D
Do you, A Troll, swear your not the UW, or Jimmy Hoffa, or, Bill Gates, or the creator of the spruce goose?

I'm confused. I'm going for some coffee, black.

Do you, A Troll, swear your not the UW, or Jimmy Hoffa, or, Bill Gates, or the creator of the spruce goose?

I can state definitively, categorically, and finally that I am none of those people.

In fact, I'm not a lot of people.

Bill Gates and the Underwear Nazi are my boyfriends, though. Those other guys are dead.

;)

Bill Gates and the Underwear Nazi are my boyfriends, though. Those other guys are dead.;)
Bill Gates is everyone's boyfriend. For 50 Billion, I'd... well, no I wouldn't, but I'd sure give it some thought.

A troll: the only person who isn't your boyfriend is me.

I'm sure if you would talk nicely and not post as if this was Salem Massachusetts in the 1600's you would also be her boyfriend. By the way whats up with this witch/ghost hunt anyways? ;)

First of all, as a newbie, I am not sure of the point of this entire discussion. Second, I don't know why I am following it. Third, I certainly don't know why I am helping to keep it alive. Fourth, I pretty sure that you are all Koffee Brown, I am the only one who isn't.

1/2 ;)

A troll: the only person who isn't your boyfriend is me.

Well, you and the dead guys. :p

I am most definatley NOT.... koffee brown

I'm temporarily Koffee Brown

I'm temporarily Koffee Brown

I'm regularly not Koffee Brown.

I'm sure if you would talk nicely and not post as if this was Salem Massachusetts in the 1600's you would also be her boyfriend. By the way whats up with this witch/ghost hunt anyways? ;)


George, if I were to act nicely towards that sillyness, would I be me?

I tell you the truth. I'm the first to help a person when they are down. But I'm also the first to step out of a crowd and call someone an idiot if they are. Of course, the crowd usually takes one step back. And I'm now faced with an idiot, an arguement, and a whole lotta distance.

Me hunting down the true ident of UN is about the same as UN's quest to eliminate underwear.

Both are fruitless endeavors for the obscurely ridiculous.

Well, you and the dead guys. :p


Well, that's some combo, me and dead guys.

I am not, nor ever have been affiliated with the Kommunist..I mean Koffee Brown Party.

Me hunting down the true ident of UN is about the same as UN's quest to eliminate underwear.

Both are fruitless endeavors for the obscurely ridiculous.

Obscurely ridiculous? I prefer to think of myself as arcanely quixotic. It's a subtle distinction, but important to me.

Underwear Nazi
And in my case, it would be "fruit-of-the-loom-less"

I prefer to think of myself as arcanely quixotic.

Let's re do that:


I prefer to think of myself as disdanfully toxic.

That's better. Have a great weekend! I'm off to ride.

Who is Koffee Brown? Isn't that a catch phrase from some book? Is Koffee Brown the person who stopped the wheels of the world?

Underwear Nazi
And in my case, it would be "fruit-of-the-loom-less"

AhhhhNt! Wrong answer, Undie.

You shoulda said "fruit-of-the-LOON-ess"

Also I might entertain subbing in fer Koffee, as long as I get plenty of coffee.

I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam .(apologies to Popeye) I am not Koffee Brown I believe her to be a petite African American lady who teaches aerobics. I drink tea and not coffee as a general rule,but not Earl Grey Hot!( Shameless Piccard Star Trek TNG Reference) :p

Well, that's some combo, me and dead guys.
Now there's a visual we didn't need.

Coughy Brown?
Billy Carston?
wtf who cares :o

[QUOTE=William Karsten]Bill Gates is everyone's boyfriend. For 50 Billion, I'd... well, no I wouldn't, but I'd sure give it some thought.

For 50 billion I'll cuddle and cook breakfast.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Well. I AM out of the country right now... so if the Underwear Nazi is located someplace in the USA and my location states that I´m international, it solves the problem.

I couldn´t be the Underwear Nazi anyway- I used to wear underwear when I rode until last summer when I had multiple saddle sores and had to take a tongue-lashing from the Underwear Nazi- doesn´t anyone remember that incident?

Wow... what got all this started? I suppose me crossing over borders must have triggered something?

Koffee Brown
Not the Underwear Nazi by any means