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Stacey
03-04-04, 02:36 PM
** QUOTES FROM THE POLITICAL SECTOR **

* "I resent your insinuendoes."

* "No man is an Ireland."

* "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain
the same."

* "We're going to have the best-educated American people in
the world."

* "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

* "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation
on what newspapers can report."

* "Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of
the lowest crime rates in the nation."-- Marion Berry

* "Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

* "To be demeanored like that is an exercise in fertility."

* "I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."

* "If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be
there."

* "When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."

* "Let's do this in one foul swoop."

* "I want to thank each and every one of you for having
extinguished yourselves in this session."

* "We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that
booger."

* "The average age of a 7-year-old in this state is 13."

* "We have a permanent plan for the time being."

* "Family planning has many misconceptions."

* "The people in my district do not want this highway bypass,
no matter if it goes through or around the city."

* "My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."

* "As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear
suppository in our state."

* "These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who
knows what he's talking about."

* "People planning on getting into serious accidents should
have their seat belts on."