Foo - Illegal Alien - Fake ID of the week

This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop...

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj111/Kebochblog/fakeid.jpg

REMEMBER!!

When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...
no matter how much you love your girl.

is that the head of his parasitic twin sister?

Kuato in the house!

Oh damn ... thats too funny!

People are stupid.

awesome

That is "epic" (as my son would say). Thanks for the good laugh!

*facepalm*

is that the head of his parasitic twin sister?
its actually redundant to refer to a woman and parasitic in the same sentence.

http://home.comcast.net/~mcbrook/bikeforums/picard.jpg

:D
What a moran.

its actually redundant to refer to a woman and parasitic in the same sentence.

*backs away from black_box*

:D
What a moran.Zackly!

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/U/moran.jpg

Do you know that he's an illegal alien? Or do you assume so because his name is Jose?

Do you know that he's an illegal alien? Or do you assume so because his name is Jose?

It came from an email (and website where I found the pic online) which both stated he was an illegal alien. I have no way of corroborating whether he is or not, but I'm not going to sweat it too much. He's an idiot either way.

It came from an email (and website where I found the pic online) which both stated he was an illegal alien. I have no way of corroborating whether he is or not, but I'm not going to sweat it too much. He's an idiot either way.

like ET?

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm248/lunamag/et.jpg

ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

ET didn't have a visa...just saying.

ET didn't have a visa...just saying.

Yeah he did. I think he stole it from Elliot's mom.

ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x57/thudlike/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-.jpg

ET didn't have a visa...just saying.

He didn't need it. And no, botto, they aren't illegal either. They OWN the universe, man!!

They OWN the universe, man!!I want to see a deed.

oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x57/thudlike/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-.jpg

Truly an epic film. Screwed up my head something fierce when I was a kid...toss that in with

http://www.impawards.com/1985/posters/enemy_mine.jpg

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/strategy/aliens_vs_predator_extinction_laststar.jpg

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/5/A70-2657

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/blackhole2-762306.jpg

and you have a little kid with his mind blown.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6351/poster33607732vc3.jpg

He didn't need it. And no, botto, they aren't illegal either. They OWN the universe, man!!

glad to see that you agree that there is no such thing as an "illegal alien."

jeeze, lol

ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

Yeah he was. Wasn't that why the government was after him for the whole movie?

Truly an epic film. Screwed up my head something fierce when I was a kid...toss that in with

[shnippety-shnipp]

and you have a little kid with his mind blown.

+1 on Last Starfighter

Kind of embarrassing now, but this one blew me away too when I was a kid:

http://wewatchmovies.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/explorers.jpg

Yeah he was. Wasn't that why the government was after him for the whole movie?

Noooo. It's because they wanted to probe his brain for information on their plan to take over. Oh wait. That's happening now, isn't it? And without ET, too. :(

^^^ I loved that movie!

oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x57/thudlike/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-.jpg

Exactly. They need to crack down on that Skull & Bones outfit at Yale.

+1 on Last StarfighterI love "The Last Starfighter". I have the DVD. :D

Cheese doesn't get much better!

Back to the topic at hand...

That looks more like a fake ID to get into bars, rather than to get a job imho.

I can't look at the tread title and not see "Illegal Allen", and think, "What did I do now?"

What have you not done?

Hey KT. Ya got any more silly fake ID's that you can show us?

Hey KT. Ya got any more silly fake ID's that you can show us?

No....but I'm sure google can help us out.

There are others when I image google "bad fake id", but most sites are blocked by my employer's firewall.

http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/mclovin.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/D/barbarabushid.jpghttp://bp3.blogger.com/_k6C14GOUzko/RgTbIvjnXyI/AAAAAAAAACE/UcCBUFFWDQU/s320/img082.jpg

Long long ago I had a MD id, strictly for novelty purposes. It was amazing, but the guy who made it listed under restrictions that I needed to have a prosthetic limb to legally operate a vehicle.

No one but me ever noticed.

Long long ago I had a MD id, strictly for novelty purposes. It was amazing, but the guy who made it listed under restrictions that I needed to have a prosthetic limb to legally operate a vehicle.

No one but me ever noticed.

There's gotta be a double entendre in there, somewhere.

There's gotta be a double entendre in there, somewhere.

What'd you say about his laundry?

Hey now, I don't do nobody's laundry, not even my own. No "Ancient Chinese Secret" here.

Hey now, I don't do nobody's laundry, not even my own. No "Ancient Chinese Secret" here.

We can't even get Calgon to take you away? :cry:

We can't even get Calgon to take you away? :cry:


Nope. Not even. Madge, though, from the Bounty commercials. Total cougar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwH0gJfuGPE&feature=related).

*backs away from black_box*

I see what you did there.:innocent:

Nope. Not even. Madge, though, from the Bounty commercials. Total cougar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwH0gJfuGPE&feature=related).

I thought Madge did the Palmolive commercials.

I thought Madge did the Palmolive commercials.
She did. It was Rosie that did the Bounty commercials.

She did. It was Rosie that did the Bounty commercials.

That sounds right. I think Ka_Jun (aka Goofenheimer) mixed it up!

That sounds right. I think Ka_Jun (aka Goofenheimer) mixed it up!
Bounty - gets spills before they get away (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwH0gJfuGPE)

Mississippi....... just sayin'.

I am not a racist

fixed it for ya

:)