Jokes & Humor - Success

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Gojohnnygo.
03-05-04, 11:50 AM
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is ... . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

TwinTraveller
03-17-04, 02:09 PM
That posting says it all. You go as you came: No teeth, no hair...

Cheers,
TT
Chris L
03-20-04, 12:34 AM
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants..

Nope, can't say I managed that one.



At age 12 success is ... . . having friends.

27 and still trying to sort out that one.


At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

Nope.



At age 35 success is . . . having money.

Still time to correct, but not looking good just at the moment.



At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Does that mean I get another go?