Foo - President of Foo

Just one month till the presidential election and we don't even have any canidates for president of foo. Let's make some arbitrary rules.

1. You must be nominated my another fooster
2. After several are nominated, I'll make a poll.
3. Election goes till actual election on Nov. 4th
4. There's no Pres/VP ticket, so I'm declaring myself the vice president of whoever wins.


So start your campaign fundrasing and indebt yourself to special-interests now. You could be president of 100 or so really important people.

I nominate Jsharr because his ass smells like cheezburgerz, and that's sooper kewl, man!!!!!

I will also nominate Ka_Jun because he has the best toe cheese I've ever tasted!

I nominate KT, because his sig freaks Tude's cat out.

I nominate UnsafeAlpine because he's almost as emo as TQ and his armpit hair reminds me greasy black spaghetti noodles from Romania.

By the way, we all know the president of foo is just a figurehead position. The realy power is held by foo's guerilla militias.

I nominate Ruthellen85. We need some new blood in charge. The old guard seems to be going a bit senile.

The realy power is held by foo's guerilla militias.
Jsharr's bass clone army?

I nominate UnsafeAlpine because he's almost as emo as TQ and his armpit hair reminds me greasy black spaghetti noodles from Romania.

They smell the same, too :)

I nominate Ruthellen85. We need some new blood in charge. The old guard seems to be going a bit senile.

We old guard "could" do a complete blood transfusion from some new blood people. Nobody would miss them and we'd then have this precious fresh blood you mention. Just sayin.

We old guard "could" do a complete blood transfusion from some new blood people. Nobody would miss them and we'd then have this precious fresh blood you mention. Just sayin.

I'm down with that.

I'm down with that.

OK then, I nominate Alfster with the condition he consumes the entire blood of some new member.

We need a hot chick as president. I nominate Chipcom.

OK then, I nominate Alfster with the condition he consumes the entire blood of some new member.

Just a scant few days ago I'd have been running for a straw after seeing your suggestion :twitchy: However, I took a sick day from work today trying to recover from the stomach flu. You're not helping.

Just a scant few days ago I'd have been running for a straw after seeing your suggestion :twitchy: However, I took a sick day from work today trying to recover from the stomach flu. You're not helping.

A good president would put the needs of foo over his queasy stomach.

I'll nominate hickeydog, UA, KT, jsharr and skinnyone

what are you going to do if there are more than 10 candidates?

what are you going to do if there are more than 10 candidates?

we can start nominating genetically merged candidates, such as: chipcom/alfster

I nominate Sui. She's the only one who makes sense anymore.

I nominate Sui. She's the only one who makes sense anymore.

She might make sense, but enough to make a whole dollar? :innocent:

Who is the existing president... We need to badmouth someone!!!

Who is the existing president... We need to badmouth someone!!!

there isn't any. right now it's just a bunch of tribes fighting for the foo glory of outside the inbox fighting nonsensical glory glory.

there isn't any. right now it's just a bunch of tribes fighting for the foo glory of outside the inbox fighting nonsensical glory glory.

Actually we have done this thread before (probably multiple times), so there should be an existing Foo president. However, search isn't working for me right now to dig up any threads on it.

we can start nominating genetically merged candidates, such as: chipcom/alfster

Wait! I did not sign up for that. You were going to infuse blood from a fresh newbie. Why would I want old, tainted blood? Plus if the merge is successful, I don't want any pics of me on the net with a blond female head. I think I'm going to withdraw the nomination.

Wait! I did not sign up for that. You were going to infuse blood from a fresh newbie. Why would I want old, tainted blood? Plus if the merge is successful, I don't want any pics of me on the net with a blond female head. I think I'm going to withdraw the nomination.

With Foo spirit that weak, you don't even deserve to be president of Foo. :notamused:

we can start nominating genetically merged candidates, such as: chipcom/alfster

That sounds good. I need a good algarythm for matching canidates for the quantum conciousness mind meld.

That sounds good. I need a good algarythm for matching canidates for the quantum conciousness mind meld.

Did you mean algorithm or are you trying to invent a new word?

Did you mean algorithm or are you trying to invent a new word?

Yeah, and I won't accept any blood transfusions from FlatMaster. I need to up the IQ not diminish it. :rolleyes:

Actually we have done this thread before (probably multiple times), so there should be an existing Foo president. However, search isn't working for me right now to dig up any threads on it.

It's time for a new one anyhow. I can't remember who it was, however the promised improvements to the Foo Lounge never came about. I'm still waiting for a new couch.

What does it pay? I might be interested.

Yeah, and I won't accept any blood transfusions from FlatMaster. I need to up the IQ not diminish it. :rolleyes:
You do realize that in Foo, IQ = Ignorance Quotient, right?

You do realize that in Foo, IQ = Ignorance Quotient, right?

I've already got enough of that thanks :p

I took an online IQ test once. I think I scored 120 something.

I took an online IQ test once. I think I scored 120 something.

147 on one, and 155 on another
:D

147 on one, and 155 on another
:D

I wasn't trying, and I got 180 in an 1.0. something test.

147 on one, and 155 on another
:D

You got it mixed up....that was the brain cell count when you went to a neurologist.

I nominate Tude's kitten Mini Me because he destroys houseplants. I hate houseplants.

Can I nominate one of my other personalities?

You got it mixed up....that was the brain cell count when you went to a neurologist.

Well, he did say something about autopilot cause all the living cells seem to be in the brain stem.

Can I nominate one of my other personalities?

No, but they can nominate you

No, but they can nominate you

Not much chance of that, they don't get along very well.

we can start nominating genetically merged candidates, such as: chipcom/alfster

chipcom and alfster "merged"? when did this happen and are there pics?

chipcom and alfster "merged"? when did this happen and are there pics?

Pretty sure that could result in criminal charges in 35 or so of the states.

I nominate artifice because she warms up the futon for my CO trip. :bday:

I nominate artifice because she warms up the futon for my CO trip. :bday:

Oh fine, forget about your fellow geeks.

I don't need your shoulder rubs. Your stupid GSM iPhone can help you warm from now on when Artifice isn't.
:notamused:

I should be president because I voted for Pedro in the last election.

I wish to third the nomination of chipcom, and nominate x136 and CbadRider (having a Cougar for Prez would be really cool, and I'd even volunteer to give her a shoulder rub after her inauguration).

I do need to point out something very important. King Termite was hatched, not born in Foo, and is therefore Constitutionally ineligible. :D

I nominate USAZorro, because I have met him. j

I wish to third the nomination of chipcom, and nominate x136 and CbadRider (having a Cougar for Prez would be really cool, and I'd even volunteer to give her a shoulder rub after her inauguration).

I do need to point out something very important. King Termite was hatched, not born in Foo, and is therefore Constitutionally ineligible. :D

I can't promise I won't hit on the interns, though.

Oh fine, forget about your fellow geeks.

I don't need your shoulder rubs. Your stupid GSM iPhone can help you warm from now on when Artifice isn't.
:notamused:

I should be president because I voted for Pedro in the last election.

Wait I thought you were running for the Prez of the Ti club. No? I mean I am all for the cougar-geek ticket too <growl>

Btw.. Didnt you reject my shoulder rub because it was too weak :cry:? and my iphone generates heat.. Like nobodys biz :p.

I nominate botto for Foo President.


The consequent revolution and coup will make for some fun times. :D