Foo - I feel dirty :(

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RubenX
10-07-08, 11:35 PM
I was riding on a college neighborhood. There were lots of pretty young women there, the place was flooded with them. With the helmet (yeah I finally got one), the sunglasses and all the cycling year, it's not evident that I'm an old dude. I was enjoying a few "looks", I was happy. I took a trail that goes through a park. There's a lake at the park and a bench near the lake. I like that bench, it's quite a few yards away from the trail itself, kind of hidden. I often stop there to have a cigarette, away from everybody else so I don't bother anybody with the smoke.

I spotted these 2 young women walking on the trail, far away. I'm married but there's nothing wrong with looking... right? Anyway, they are getting closer, walking, talking, laughing and pointing at stuff on a magazine. They turn left and right and even walk backwards, talking to each other... showing off how curvy they were (and they were very curvy). One had short jeans and a very short shirt showing up the belly button. The other one had what seemed to be hot pants (the ones that are so tight that leave some butt exposed), but they were still far away so I wasn't sure. They leave the trail and start walking towards me. There's nobody else on sight, they must wanna talk to me or they really like this bench. As they come closer, I can see they are wearing a lot of make up. Not too much tho, looking real pretty... almost ******. By the clothes, the curvy bodies, the makeup and the behavior I would say early 20s. And yup, now it was clear, hot pants!

They keep closing in, passing a trash can, walking real sexy, moving and shaking everything they had (and yes, they did had stuff to shake). And then it hit me... WTF! They are as tall as the freaking trash can! AHHH! They weren't pretty young women! They were underage little girls! I got up, felling terrible and ashamed of myself, grabbed the bike and started walking towards the trail. I passed the girls, looking the other way and one of them said "Wait! Can you give us a cigarette?". I just looked down and kept walking, got on the trail and rode away without looking back. What's wrong with young girls these days? They couldn't be more than 13.... Dressing like that, walking like that, asking a stranger for a cigarette? WTF?

Now I'm afraid of looking at women from far away distances. :(


fuzzbox
10-08-08, 12:23 AM
Bwahahaha

You should borrow thisi:lolz:

Sure they weren't midgets?

RubenX
10-08-08, 12:26 AM
Bwahahaha

You should borrow thisi:lolz:

Sure they weren't midgets?

Now that you mention it, maybe... they were very "developed" for their height. But I prefer not to find out.


yellowjeep
10-08-08, 12:27 AM
Nice

AEO
10-08-08, 05:16 AM
lol. Welcome to the modern age.

for a moment there, I thought you were going to lead up to notice that they were in fact men.

Hobartlemagne
10-08-08, 06:00 AM
Don't feel bad. Society tells girls to dress like hos. When they don't have any other
good qualities, a lot of them do that.

botto
10-08-08, 06:41 AM
http://www.philosophyblog.com.au/userimages/user1863_1171791114.jpg

Hickeydog
10-08-08, 06:53 AM
I guess that's where it helps to be attracted to you bike. Only problem is, you start checking out other bikes from a distance....

CollectiveInk
10-08-08, 07:11 AM
lol. Welcome to the modern age.

For a moment there, i thought you were going to lead up to notice that they were in fact men.

+1

celerystalksme
10-08-08, 07:15 AM
omg...don't even get me started on the way they dress their little girls like prostitots! people of friggin stupid...i swear, bearing children should be a earned privelege, not a right...

C Law
10-08-08, 07:40 AM
Its a shame really. If they were that curvy at age 13, they are destined to be fat pigs by the time they are 25.

Don't feel bad OP. Thats thousands of years of behavior programming taking control.

Lamplight
10-08-08, 07:56 AM
Don't feel too badly. You check out far worse when you have bad eyesight. :innocent:

Ka_Jun
10-08-08, 09:24 AM
omg...don't even get me started on the way they dress their little girls like prostitots! people of friggin stupid...i swear, bearing children should be a earned privelege, not a right...

Folks gotta man up and parent. Can't be buying your kids those protoho Bratz dolls & think that they won't subsequently enter the Matrix. That'll learn you, btw, Ruben.

Ka_Jun
10-08-08, 09:27 AM
lol. Welcome to the modern age.

for a moment there, I thought you were going to lead up to notice that they were in fact men.

+1, yeah, I was waiting for the dudes in drag.

cyclokitty
10-08-08, 09:36 AM
Don't feel too bad, it's tough at a distance to figure out a young woman's age -- especially when it's a girl dressed inappropriately. Good grief, my mom would never have let me out of the house like that when I was 13, or 23 for that matter.

I have to agree with celerystalksme. People should need to take out a license before having kids.

trsidn
10-08-08, 09:39 AM
lol. Welcome to the modern age.

for a moment there, I thought you were going to lead up to notice that they were in fact men.

that's what I was thinking....

kidonabike
10-08-08, 10:10 AM
Don't feel too badly. You check out far worse when you have bad eyesight. :innocent:

unfortunately I know exactly what your talking about:cry:

Air
10-08-08, 04:03 PM
lol. Welcome to the modern age.

for a moment there, I thought you were going to lead up to notice that they were in fact men.

Yeah, that's how my stories usually end up :cry: