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powerhouse
10-08-08, 11:31 AM
Here are what a few interesting bumper stickers I've seen said.

DON'T LAUGH. IT'S PAID FOR.

SUPPORT THE TROOPS; DUMP BUSH.

BE PART OF THE PROBLEM; DON'T VOTE.

Have any of you seen ones like these? Your contributions are welcome.


Ka_Jun
10-08-08, 11:45 AM
Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?

Hobartlemagne
10-08-08, 12:28 PM
Not really a sticker, but theres a guy in my city who has a
license plate that reads "10 MPG"

he drives one of these:
http://images.craigslist.org/1fd1gc132ZZZZZZZZZ8a655c31639f094136f.jpg

Obnoxious.


Siu Blue Wind
10-08-08, 01:30 PM
Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?

What is THAT supposed to mean?

Ka_Jun
10-08-08, 01:50 PM
What is THAT supposed to mean?

You're in gridlock, staring at someone else's caboose. Wouldn't you rather be at home curled up behind I good book, I know I would. Then again, I cycle commute, so no issue for me.

ehidle
10-08-08, 01:53 PM
"my suv runs on mini coopers"

"my suv will eat your mini cooper"

Siu Blue Wind
10-08-08, 02:01 PM
You're in gridlock, staring at someone else's caboose. Wouldn't you rather be at home curled up behind I good book, I know I would. Then again, I cycle commute, so no issue for me.

I'm usually in my truck looking DOWN at trunks so I don't see bumper stickers. :p

Ka_Jun
10-08-08, 02:09 PM
you commute in this?

http://www.monstertruckracing.com/gravedigger/gravedigger47.jpg

Little Darwin
10-08-08, 02:30 PM
I'm usually in my truck looking DOWN at trunks so I don't see bumper stickers. :p

You are too close if you can't see the bumpers...

Well, unless you are real short, in which case you probably couldn't see them driving most cars either.

Ed in GA
10-08-08, 02:36 PM
My favorite of all time. On a car in St. Petersburg, FL

"Here's to all the kisses I've snatched. And Vice-Versa."

Spreggy
10-08-08, 10:36 PM
My favorite is still:

HONK IF I'M POLISH

USAZorro
10-08-08, 10:42 PM
My other car is a broom

I hope to be the person my dog thinks I am

ehidle
10-09-08, 04:55 AM
Seen on the back of a Galaxy 500

"My other car is in the trunk"

Nota
10-09-08, 05:12 AM
seen on the back of a Ford Explorer: "Hummers are for dicks"

seen most recently, written underneath the pink (Breast Cancer Awareness) ribbon symobl: "Save the ta-ta's"

...take off on the little red white & blue Bush support "W04" oval sticker: Wtf

saw one with just the sillouhette of a "support ribbon"...that read: "Some ******* stole my godamn support ribbon!" (wish I could fint one of those for my car)

and one of my all time fav's...seen on the back of an old beat up p/u truck near Charleston,SC: "Love is grand; Divorce is Twenty-Grand"

Hickeydog
10-09-08, 05:54 AM
My kid can beat up your honor student.

oakback
10-09-08, 07:48 AM
Not really a sticker, but theres a guy in my city who has a
license plate that reads "10 MPG"


A buddy of mine has the vanity plate: "SRSLY", it made me lol.

apricissimus
10-09-08, 08:30 AM
My kid can beat up your honor student.

As obnoxious as the "My kid is an honor student at..." stickers are, the "My kid can beat up..." stickers are even more so.

CliftonGK1
10-09-08, 09:00 AM
New girl in my apartment complex has one on her CJ that says "Topless Jeep Chick"

Nota
10-09-08, 10:29 AM
As obnoxious as the "My kid is an honor student at..." stickers are, the "My kid can beat up..." stickers are even more so.

What, you don't like" "My parrott is smarter than your honor roll student"???

...or: "My dad is a model prisoner at Downstate Correctional Facility"

what the hell's wrong with you?

Nota
10-09-08, 10:41 AM
A buddy of mine has the vanity plate: "SRSLY", it made me lol.

I have a vanity plate, but being the low-key unassuming guy I am, mine is comprised of a set of 3 completely random numbers followed by 3 completely random letters. I like looking back, while I'm sitting at redlights, staring back through my rear view mirror at the people behind me scratching their heads trying to figure out what it means.

I worked with a guy years ago that had "thee" coolest vanity tag ever; it read, and I'm not making this up: "LOST TAG" ...I often wonder if he still has it, or if he gave it up? I wonder if the DMV would issue me one that read: "STOLENCAR!"?

Nota
10-09-08, 10:47 AM
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

Editz
10-09-08, 11:08 AM
"Earth First. We'll log the other planets later."

powerhouse
01-18-09, 08:18 AM
On the front bumper of a beverage delivery truck...

IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE, DRINK PEPSI.

On a dairy's delivery truck...

GET HIGH ON MILK. OUR COWS ARE ON GRASS.

And available for sale in a local bicycle shop...

MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A BICYCLE

surfrider
01-18-09, 08:53 AM
Seen these recently:

DO THEY HAVE AN UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE IF CRAWFORD, TEXAS?("W" needs to know)"

"MY CAR PAYMENT: $0"

Lamplight
01-18-09, 09:53 AM
At work, we bought one that said "I failed anger management class" and put it on our boss's bumper. This may not seem like a big deal, but about a year and a half ago he got into a fight with his stepson and actually had to go to anger management classes several times a week. :lol:

SwimBike
01-18-09, 10:04 AM
my brother has a million of these...

"Rednecks for Obama"

Awesome bumper stickers :-P he lives in a town of 400 in VT

wahoonc
01-18-09, 10:25 AM
"I love cold beer and hot women" (I used to have this one on my old 1970 GMC pickup)

"YO! YOU! Outta the gene pool"

"Eschew Obfuscation"

"Another Brilliant Mind Ruined by Higher Education" My dad has that one on his briefcase...and has a PhD.

"Horn broke watch for finger"

"Keep honking...I am reloading"

And many, many more!

Aaron:)

bumperm
01-18-09, 10:47 AM
Honk if you want to spank me!

Pi}{ie
01-18-09, 07:20 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/dewinged_pixie/0910081228.jpg

I also have a TNT magnet, a Making Tracks for Celiacs Magnet, and a Giant sticker with the emblem in purple.

keithm0
01-18-09, 08:14 PM
"To err is human, to forgive is divine; neither is Marine Corps policy."

CliftonGK1
01-19-09, 10:24 AM
Seen on old VW hippie bus: "0 - 60 in 4.8 miles"

On a friend's F-350: "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."

Caspar_s
01-19-09, 06:46 PM
Saw this the other day... for Shadiyah

"Belly Dancer on board. This vehicle may shimmy without warning."

powerhouse
01-20-09, 04:10 PM
Shortly after W was re-elected in 2004, I saw this one:

HE'S NOT MY PRESIDENT