Foo - Need a quote

By tomorrow but I can't think of anything good and something that will suit me. Needs to be appropriate please.

Any particular topic ?

"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe"

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

Guess who..

"Today is a good day to die."

"Kaaaaaahn!"

Rommel... you magnificent bas...d, *I read your book*!

From the movie

"These go to eleven".

I was thinking "Even the mighty oak was once a nut like you." or "Pokemon, Gotta catch 'em all!"

Here are a couple of interesting quotes:



When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.

~Roger Zelazny~



Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

~Noam Chomsky~

I don't like lifting weights, they're too heavy.

"ich bein ein berliner"...I am a jelly doughnut

JFK

It never gets easier, you just go faster. -Greg Lemond

"Could I interest you in a toasted grape sandwich?"

Don't buy upgrades; ride up grades. - Eddy Merckx

When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. -H.G. Wells

"Bam"

~Emeril Legasse~

Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world. -Grant Peterson

"I feel thin, like butter spread over too much bread."

By tomorrow but I can't think of anything good and something that will suit me. Needs to be appropriate please.
Appropriate to what?

Nothing dirty

Nothing dirtyHow about a topic?

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Tomorrow is another day."

"I'll be back"

Do you realize that even as we sit here, we are hurtling through space at a tremendous rate of speed? Think about it. Our world is just a hanging curveball - Bill "Spaceman" Lee

All I want out of life is when I walk down the street people say 'There goes the greatest hitter that ever lived' - Theodore Samuel "Ted" Williams

"Correct"

~botto~

"Correct"

~botto~Incorrect.

"In Ireland, they say that the only difference between an funeral and a wedding is that there's one less drunk guy"

This was said by my Irish boss when delivering a Eulogy at my other boss's memorial.

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It is better to live peacefully with the mockingbird than to pluck a chicken clean." -Master Po, Mad Magazine parody of Kung Fu, circa 1980

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"People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it." - Maynard James Keenan

I think the biggest problem working with me would be that I'm an only child, and so I have an internal dialogue that goes on that I just assume you can hear. Because as an only child, you have your own little world. Then you go into a situation where you're working with other people, and unless you actually vocalize what you're thinking, the other people will go through hell trying to figure out what's going on. - Maynard James Keenan

"It's always something. If it's not one thing, it's another." Rosanne Rosanna Danna (Gilda Radner)

http://www.bikeforums.net/search.php?do=process

(I did a search for "quotes" - lotsa threads, might help?)

People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? - Rodney King

$0.98 each, 10 for $10.

"To live is to die" - Metallica

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special." - Jim Valvano

A couple I like, and are posted in my cubicle:

.. every day is the right day.

- Pink Floyd (although I can't remember which song)



Or from a Buddhist booklet someone sent me...

If you know anything that is hurtful and untrue, don't say it.
If you know anything that is helpful but untrue, don't say it.
If you know anything that is hurtful but true, don't say it.
If you know anything that is helpful and true, find the right time.


The most damaging phrase in the language is: We've always done it this way.

- Grace Hopper (1906-1992)


I also have a sticker that asks, "Have you hugged a Postal Worker today?" but that is just for fun. ;)


And one that hit me this morning as I heard it on the way to work...

I could cry for the time I've wasted
But that's a waste of time and tears.

- Willie Nelson (Nothing I Can Do About It Now)

NO WEASING THE JUICE!a

Quote from Encino Man. Shop keeper to Pauly Shore.

By tomorrow but I can't think of anything good and something that will suit me. Needs to be appropriate please.

Let me get this straight. You need a quotation suitable for yourself, so you are asking a group strangers to come up with something for you?

How about:

"To find yourself, think for yourself." Socrates

Foo thinks, therefore I am.

jsharr as inspired by Febs 2008

"How can you be two places at once when you're really nowhere at all?"

Fireside Theater

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special." - Jim ValvanoThat's one of the best speeches I've ever heard. Every time i see it replayed on ESPN it makes tears start to well up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s

(edit)I just watched it again, and the tears started to roll

"If we hit that bulls eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

"What the F***?" - Modovincere

"Crackin' toast, Grommit !"

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else." Yogi Berra

"Precious" - golam (sp?)

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips

"I'm not dead yet"

"Now on the day I was born
The nurses all gathered round
to gaze in wide wonder
at the joy they had found

the head nurse spoke up
She said, leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone"

George "Thoroughly" Thorogood.