Cycling blonde

[TwinTraveller]

Apparently this one got lost somewhere... Or censored? :eek:

Q: What does the blonde say when she's strugling to climb a hill, and you offer to give her a push?

A: Sure, but where should we leave the bikes!

[ngateguy]

On the same lines a lady caught a cab to the airport. On the way the cab broke down so the driver got out and lifted the hood. After a while with him looking under the hood and grumbling the woman decided she should offer some kind of help
" do you need a screwdriver?" she asked
he replied "might as well I can't fix this damn thing"
:D

[bitemail]

Be careful I hear there is sensorship on this forum.

[Stacey]

Ok...

A lady walks into a hardware store to buy a 1/4" washer. The clerk asks," Would you like a screw for that washer?". The lady replies, "No, but I'll bl@w you for that toaster.".

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: