Jokes & Humor - Cycling blonde

Bikeforums.net is a forum about nothing but bikes. Our community can help you find information about hard-to-find and localized information like bicycle tours, specialties like where in your area to have your recumbent bike serviced, or what are the best bicycle tires and seats for the activities you use your bike for.



PDA

View Full Version : Cycling blonde

TwinTraveller
03-17-04, 02:03 PM
Apparently this one got lost somewhere... Or censored? :eek:

Q: What does the blonde say when she's strugling to climb a hill, and you offer to give her a push?

A: Sure, but where should we leave the bikes!

ngateguy
03-17-04, 04:10 PM
On the same lines a lady caught a cab to the airport. On the way the cab broke down so the driver got out and lifted the hood. After a while with him looking under the hood and grumbling the woman decided she should offer some kind of help
" do you need a screwdriver?" she asked
he replied "might as well I can't fix this damn thing"
:D
bitemail
03-17-04, 04:27 PM
Be careful I hear there is sensorship on this forum.

Stacey
03-17-04, 05:58 PM
Ok...

A lady walks into a hardware store to buy a 1/4" washer. The clerk asks," Would you like a screw for that washer?". The lady replies, "No, but I'll bl@w you for that toaster.".

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: