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03-18-04, 01:26 PM
Two guys are in a locker room taking a shower after working out, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I can't", lamented the first guy. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I don't understand," said the other. The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man came boiling out. He said, 'I am a he Genie and can grant you one wish.'"
"And all I said was 'No s*it?'"
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I can't", lamented the first guy. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I don't understand," said the other. The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man came boiling out. He said, 'I am a he Genie and can grant you one wish.'"
"And all I said was 'No s*it?'"