Foo - What would your holodeck adventure be?

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Hickeydog
10-22-08, 09:33 AM
You know, from Star Trek? The holodeck? So if you had a holodeck, what your adventure be? I know for me, I would create the perfect cycling landscape along with the perfect bike and the perfect weather and ride, ride, ride. Or maybe re-create "The Lord of the Rings" and play through it as either Aragorn or Legolas. Or maybe Frodo. Naw. not Frodo. Frodo is lame......

So let's here it. What would you do with a holodeck?


Durward_Kirby
10-22-08, 09:39 AM
Is the safety on?

Siu Blue Wind
10-22-08, 09:39 AM
If I had a hole in my deck then I would probably plant a tree below, allowing the tree to grow up and out of it so that when people come over they can sit there under the shade and be comfy. :)


Hickeydog
10-22-08, 09:44 AM
And yes, all the saftey protocols are on by defauly, however, you can turn them off it you want..

Psydotek
10-22-08, 09:49 AM
It would be a trip to Castle Anthrax. Sir Lancelot would NOT be coming to "rescue" me though.

Tude
10-22-08, 10:02 AM
I'd say I'd be looking at the front of a kayak and ... this kinda water (:D btw this is from the last time I rafted with a group).

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/184/copyofwhitewatherfe3.jpg

jsharr
10-22-08, 10:04 AM
I would use it to watch old movies.

USAZorro
10-22-08, 10:05 AM
I train to be a Professional cyclist using my 20 year old body and fitness level.

That, or I'd go back in time and slap a bunch of horrible politicians and dictators around.

substructure
10-22-08, 10:20 AM
Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.

Psydotek
10-22-08, 10:24 AM
Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.
What, did you not read my post above? :p

;)

pgoat
10-22-08, 10:26 AM
visit key moments in history. and pre-history

I prefer reality for the sex stuff (if possible;))

Tude
10-22-08, 10:33 AM
Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.

WHOOPSIE!! I seem to have opened the wrong Holodeck door! I mean <speechless> - huh - didn't know that could be done that way ...

edbikebabe
10-22-08, 10:36 AM
I'd travel. To all sorts of cool places I couldn't afford to see in real life.

substructure
10-22-08, 10:43 AM
What, did you not read my post above? :p

;)

Ahh, yes. Sorry, I skimmed through them all.

Well then ... I better not say what my holodeck experience would be. But I will say that I would need body doubles for some of it and stunt men too. Maybe a few circus clowns. And at least three women, mid 20s, dressed as Cracker Barrel waitresses. Oh, and fill the room with those Styrofoam peanuts - preferably pink. I would like a full on potato bar set up in the middle. Maybe have the ceiling as a huge TV broadcasting "What's Happening" reruns. No. Split the TV in half. One side "What's Happening." The other side I want "Golden Girls." That Bea Arthur always riled me up. I want three Velcro walls and at least five European models in Velcro bathing suits throwing themselves at the walls. The fourth wall will be a two-way mirror. And on the other side I want people who are claimed hypnotists battle it out with our wills.

But that's just a small portion of it. This is a family forum so I will keep it clean.

Psydotek
10-22-08, 10:45 AM
:eek:

Holy hell...

AEO
10-22-08, 10:47 AM
It would be a trip to Castle Anthrax. Sir Lancelot would NOT be coming to "rescue" me though.

that's one idea that popped into my mind.
another was flesh gordon :innocent:


another would be to create 'the misadventures of foo'

trsidn
10-22-08, 10:50 AM
You know, from Star Trek? The holodeck? So if you had a holodeck, what your adventure be? I know for me, I would create the perfect cycling landscape along with the perfect bike and the perfect weather and ride, ride, ride. Or maybe re-create "The Lord of the Rings" and play through it as either Aragorn or Legolas. Or maybe Frodo. Naw. not Frodo. Frodo is lame......

So let's here it. What would you do with a holodeck?

Grab Deanna Troi and not return for awhile....

KrisPistofferson
10-22-08, 10:52 AM
First of all, the holodeck was one of the most annoying plot devices of any show ever with very few exceptions. Captain Kirk was always able to find real people to fistfight and/or cuddle.


but

I would have to say Counselor Troi dressed as a French maid might make my opinion of the holodeck a whole lot more positive. :thumb:

substructure
10-22-08, 10:58 AM
I've got to google this Troi person ... BRB.





meh, not much for a real-ish android. But, if you guys like dolls and such. To each his own.
http://images.entertainmentearth.com/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CDC17533lg.jpg

AEO
10-22-08, 11:03 AM
you do know, that if the holodeck was made and everyone could buy one, we'd all be introverted hermits right?

Durward_Kirby
10-22-08, 11:06 AM
First of all, the holodeck was one of the most annoying plot devices of any show ever with very few exceptions. Captain Kirk was always able to find real people to fistfight and/or cuddle.


but

I would have to say Counselor Troi dressed as a French maid might make my opinion of the holodeck a whole lot more positive. :thumb:

You know she's an empath, right?

Hickeydog
10-22-08, 11:08 AM
Yes, I do know this, and yes, I do know that many of you would use to satisfy your sexual needs. This is why we don't have holodecks. But it is interesting to see what you guyz would use it for.

Psydotek
10-22-08, 11:10 AM
Actually this is why i think we SHOULD have holodecks. ;)

Unfortunately, the technology is still out of our grasp... At least at a pricepoint where we'd all be able to enjoy it. :lol:

:(

Hickeydog
10-22-08, 11:11 AM
true. And being Mario in one of his adventures could be oh so much fun...

KrisPistofferson
10-22-08, 11:13 AM
This is why we don't have holodecks. I thought it had more to do with technological advancement. We've got real *****houses. <-Should have said "houses of prostitution." Forgot it was a Mormon that founded the site. :thumb:

AEO
10-22-08, 11:16 AM
I'll be 2P, Luigi

Tude
10-22-08, 11:20 AM
true. And being Mario in one of his adventures could be oh so much fun...

hehe ---- and so it shall be my son.


Hickeydog is Mario!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY&feature=related

Psydotek
10-22-08, 11:22 AM
I'll be 2P, Luigi
I'll be the Princess. ^_^

AEO
10-22-08, 11:24 AM
which one? toadstool or peach?

Hickeydog
10-22-08, 11:27 AM
I think Psydo should be Peach. Pcad can be Bowser.

AEO
10-22-08, 11:29 AM
isn't he closer to wario? or should chipcom do that?

jsharr
10-22-08, 11:29 AM
can I be jsharr?

Hickeydog
10-22-08, 11:33 AM
No. And Pcad would make a great Bowser. Chip would be Wario.

FatguyRacer
10-22-08, 12:04 PM
Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.

Me too. So with that in mind.

Bangbus.

AEO
10-22-08, 12:05 PM
can I be jsharr?

no, but you can be Yoshi

Ka_Jun
10-22-08, 12:07 PM
Me too. So with that in mind.

Bangbus.

Hahahahaha...I thought you typed "bangus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkfish)". WTF, what a weird holodeck fantasy...

kila kila kila
10-22-08, 12:10 PM
I'd blow up pre-schools.

Hickeydog
10-22-08, 12:12 PM
You are a sick, sick person......:notamused:

Durward_Kirby
10-22-08, 12:14 PM
Here's a scary holodeck type for you:



http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.vaderpainter.com/images/Downloads/AJC02.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.vaderpainter.com/DVcostume.html&h=616&w=408&sz=60&hl=en&start=5&um=1&usg=__3NxGMZq9bGQ3llMGIYH57gYI-4k=&tbnid=CuTIdAvPsfh5pM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDarth%2Bvader%2Blight%2Bsaber%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4DELA_en___US240%26sa%3DN

AEO
10-22-08, 12:15 PM
I'd get a blowup school.

Durward_Kirby
10-22-08, 12:16 PM
There's a malfunction in my holodeck program!!!

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/04/images/spread_the_word/469.jpg

jhota
10-22-08, 12:28 PM
employing a holodeck for *ahem* adult use is a bit of a waste. that's why they invented holosuites.

seriously, people.

but i'd definitely be in for a Dixon Hill adventure...

trsidn
10-22-08, 01:12 PM
I've got to google this Troi person ... BRB.





meh, not much for a real-ish android. But, if you guys like dolls and such. To each his own.
http://images.entertainmentearth.com/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CDC17533lg.jpg

she looks realer in this picture:rolleyes:

84657

Hickeydog
10-22-08, 01:14 PM
I just realized what a long neck Troi has....

USAZorro
10-22-08, 01:57 PM
First of all, the holodeck was one of the most annoying plot devices of any show ever with very few exceptions. Captain Kirk was always able to find real people to fistfight and/or cuddle.


but

I would have to say Counselor Troi dressed as a French maid might make my opinion of the holodeck a whole lot more positive. :thumb:

Have to think the time travel thing is way up there too.

Ka_Jun
10-22-08, 02:01 PM
Have to think the time travel thing is way up there too.

Time travel, you say? Excellent!

http://www.alexwinterfansite.com/images/bill%20&%20ted/group.jpg

trsidn
10-22-08, 02:02 PM
whoa!

KingTermite
10-22-08, 02:18 PM
I'd wrestle Pheard.

KingTermite
10-22-08, 02:20 PM
Even better....I'd bring MERTON back.

jeff^d
10-22-08, 02:20 PM
TNG was definitely the best Star Trek series. None of the others even come close.