Foo - Ask Jules everything else

That pcod guy (is he some sort of fish?) is fine for your whitebread/cracker answers. For everything else, ('specially where da ladies is concerned) ask Jules. Your brotha with the answers.

Dear Jules,

What's the best way to fry a cod? Give this tomboy a good recipe.

did you say tomcod? oh, no, that was tom boy

English, do I have to speak it?

Dear Jules,

What's the best way to fry a cod? Give this tomboy a good recipe.

Silly girl. Fry catfish.

Next!

catfish!!! what about that delicious bass?? do you think it would cause food poisoning if i ate it??

what?

English, do I have to speak it?

Yes. What ain't no country I ever heard of.

Dear Jules,

Would you ever steal a bike?

catfish!!! what about that delicious bass?? do you think it would cause food poisoning if i ate it??

I loves me a delicious... Oh wait, you said "bass". Post that girl in the bikini, holding her bass, and I'll get back to you.

what?

Do I need to remind you what happened to Marvin?

Dear Jules,

Would you ever steal a bike?

By "ever" do you mean "again"? No.

Dear Jules,

What is syndicalism, and who was the most prominent Welsh syndicalists?

Are you really white? If not pics plz.

Dear Jules,
Do you read the bible?

deat jules,
do you read jsharr?

Dear Jules,

What is the best smell for a woman wanting to lure a man into a romp filled night of passion?

Dear Jules,

What is the best smell for a woman wanting to lure a man into a romp filled night of passion?

Sorry, this one gets first response. Women ask me, "Jules honey, what can I put behind my ears that will turn my man on?" Your ankles, baby, your ankles. That never fails. But every man is different, see? So you need to ask yourself what works best for you. Me, I like some chicken with herbs. And I'm not talking about the Colonel's special blend. Dig?

Dear Jules,

What is syndicalism, and who was the most prominent Welsh syndicalists?

Dang, you are never gonna get laid. Here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syndicalism), in case your Wikipedia is broke.

For anyone that wants to read about the Beckhams, try Dickipedia (http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=David_and_Victoria_Beckham) instead.

Are you really white? If not pics plz.

You don't see me asking for a picture of your fuzzbox, do you?

Because I posted one.

Are you related to redhouse?

You don't see me asking for a picture of your fuzzbox, do you?

Because I posted one.

No she didn't post one. *flicks Fuzzy in the forehead*

How's the season shaping up?

Englewood Jack!

Dear Jules,
Do you read the bible?

No dude. Books on tape. That's what Vincent and I listen to in the car.

Of course I read the bible, didn't you see the movie? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Does that sound like it came out a damn fortune cookie?

deat jules,
do you read jsharr?

Who?

Are you related to redhouse?

No. But I do like that Hendrix cat.

How's the season shaping up?

Englewood Jack!

You gotta know that I am naturally leery of anyone in all white.

No dude. Books on tape. That's what Vincent and I listen to in the car.

Of course I read the bible, didn't you see the movie? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Does that sound like it came out a damn fortune cookie?

Say WHAT??

Say WHAT??

Don't make me break your concentration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxCgxRzjFQ

The difference between you and I Jules is that I didn't start the 'Ask Pcad' thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxCgxRzjFQ

Wtf? Who did you think I would be voting for?

The difference between you and I Jules is that I didn't start the 'Ask Pcad' thread.

Your girl says that ain't the only difference.

Your girl says that ain't the only difference.

Touche mon petitie Jules.

Touche mon petitie Jules.

Here (http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2026).

Here (http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2026).

You're just another friggin SoCal Wussy.

Don't make me break your concentration.

Look at your own friggen sig, bone head.

You're just another friggin SoCal Wussy.

That's not a question. You're not good at this, are you? What else are you not good at?

Look at your own friggen sig, bone head.

Bone head? Do I look like I just stepped out of a 1974 National Geographic?

Dear Jules,

What's the best way to fry a cod? Give this tomboy a good recipe.

Are you talking about cod FISH or the other kind of cods?

It makes a difference, you know.

East Hill

Jules, do you prefer 10mm, .500 Thompson Record Centerfire, or a Bushmaster AR15 frame as a pistol, chambered for Beowulf .50?

Jules:

As a follow up to the question posed by Mr. Stormcrowe, do guns kill people or is it just the bullets which are too blame?

Jules, do you prefer 10mm, .500 Thompson Record Centerfire, or a Bushmaster AR15 frame as a pistol, chambered for Beowulf .50?

I'm old school. A nice stainless .45, and maybe a shotgun. I told Vincent we should have brought shotguns.


Jules:

As a follow up to the question posed by Mr. Stormcrowe, do guns kill people or is it just the bullets which are too blame?

Bullets.

Next.

Commando or briefs?

Commando or briefs?

Ask your girl, she knows.

She called in sick today. :(

Love your work Jules.

I don't think you should answer questions though. Just tell us everything we need to know.

Love your work Jules.

I don't think you should answer questions though. Just tell us everything we need to know.

Thank you. Most people just need to know when to shut up.

why is your 'ask' thread so much better than mine?