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10-23-08, 01:59 PM
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegatable garden,
but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.
Admiring her neighbor"s garden, which had beautiful, bright red tomatoes,
she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"Its really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the
morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and
they turn red with embarrassment".
Desperate for a perfect garden, she tried to take his advice and proceeded
to expose herself to her plants, twice daily. Two weeks passed and her
neighbor stopped by to check her progress.
"So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"
but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.
Admiring her neighbor"s garden, which had beautiful, bright red tomatoes,
she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"Its really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the
morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and
they turn red with embarrassment".
Desperate for a perfect garden, she tried to take his advice and proceeded
to expose herself to her plants, twice daily. Two weeks passed and her
neighbor stopped by to check her progress.
"So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"