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Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:01 PM
Come on test me.

pgoat
10-23-08, 10:02 PM
Where's my freakin deodorant?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:03 PM
Check in your toilet.

UnsafeAlpine
10-23-08, 10:03 PM
Should I buy the 2nd gen 32 gig iPod touch, the 1st gen, or an 80 gig classic? Or should I get an 8 gig touch and spend the rest of the money on an external drive?
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:04 PM
where does milk come from?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:05 PM
I would advise you to use all of your money saved towards cheezits and easy cheese.
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:05 PM
where does milk come from?

From Termites, duh.
maximan1
10-23-08, 10:05 PM
What makes a man manly?
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:07 PM
do earwigs have feelings?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:08 PM
I believe it is due to the long locks of hair and the pure desire for all things hair cream.
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:09 PM
do earwigs have feelings?

No, but pillows do.
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:10 PM
does president bush play scrabble?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:11 PM
He's world champion in Speak n'Spell competitions.
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:12 PM
does he practice with chaney?
santiago
10-23-08, 10:14 PM
Aren't fixed-gear bikes awesome?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:14 PM
He practices with a duck billed caterpillar.
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:15 PM
Aren't fixed-gear bikes awesome?

More so than a pink 20" bike.
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:16 PM
Do north african mountain wooly hippopotomus's play cards when they are bored?
kemmer
10-23-08, 10:16 PM
How does one gut a fish?
santiago
10-23-08, 10:16 PM
More so than a pink 20" bike.

It was a 14" bike. The blue one was 20"
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:18 PM
Do north african mountain wooly hippopotomus's play cards when they are bored?

No, they play Russian Roulette


How does one gut a fish?

Easyy, you smash it in the head with a very large hammer and the guts come right out.
maximan1
10-23-08, 10:19 PM
Whats the best way to eat crackers?
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:20 PM
is it ok to have toast more than once a day?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:20 PM
Whats the best way to eat crackers?

With a hockey stick of course
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:21 PM
is it ok to have toast more than once a day?

Toast, if taken orally can kill.
maximan1
10-23-08, 10:21 PM
Where do you come up with this stuff?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:23 PM
That is a secret that no one knows, including yours truly.
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:24 PM
If I stop drinking coffee will I slip into a coma?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:26 PM
That will only happen if you follow that last cup of coffee with a glass of water.
maximan1
10-23-08, 10:27 PM
Why?
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:28 PM
what about following the last cup with some tapioca pudding?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:31 PM
Why?
Because it causes an imbalance in the galaxy.

what about following the last cup with some tapioca pudding?

That will cause massive amounts of explosive diarrhea, quickly followed by your head exploding.
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:33 PM
Because it causes an imbalance in the galaxy.


That will cause massive amounts of explosive diarrhea, quickly followed by your head exploding.

can this be fixed with asprin?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:35 PM
can this be fixed with asprin?


Aspirin will make it 10 times worse. Poprocks and Coke will stop it.
Minesbroken
10-23-08, 10:42 PM
can I use peanut butter for mortar in a pinch?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:46 PM
Only is fluff is used at the same time?
Siu Blue Wind
10-23-08, 10:46 PM
Is Pheard really a preacher or pastor or whatever he called it?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:48 PM
Is Pheard really a preacher or pastor or whatever he called it?

He is actually a professional earwax picker.
Siu Blue Wind
10-23-08, 10:49 PM
What does Pheard do with the earwax?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:50 PM
He sells it to Jiffy for peanut butter.
Siu Blue Wind
10-23-08, 10:51 PM
Then what does he do with his "skid marks"?
Dannihilator
10-23-08, 10:52 PM
He filters his water with it and never washes them out.