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UnsafeAlpine
10-24-08, 07:43 PM
And here's why.

Earth's history is divided into four major units of time, or periods. The Precambrian was first, followed by the Proterozoic, the Mesozoic, and finally, the Cenozoic. Scientists picked these periods based on 3 catastrophic events that shaped the history of the Earth.

The event that split the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic was the great asteroid collision that occurred around 65 million years ago. This event killed off many living organisms. This caused the great dinosaur extinction.

Sometime before 65 million years ago, some dinosaurs started evolving feathers and wings. Certain dinosaurs evolved into birds. It took one major catastrophic event to kill of dinosaurs but left birds here.

Now, here's the reason that birds are evil. Not only did they evolve from crazy as bat **** dinosaurs, but one major event, and birds might evolve back into crazy as bat **** dinosaurs! Then what will become of the human race?!? I'm disappointed none of the presidential candidates are discussing this important issue.


Dannihilator
10-24-08, 07:56 PM
So what if the Hockey Pokey really is what it's all about?

x136
10-24-08, 07:59 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tz2hcTmIL._SL500_.jpg


AEO
10-24-08, 08:20 PM
well, at least one of the VP candidates doesn't believe in that crap and if you will it enough, it never happened and never will, ever. :lol:


but what about sharks and arthropods? they've been around for a long time too, haven't evolved much.

UnsafeAlpine
10-24-08, 08:34 PM
Nah. sharks and arthropods aren't really that closely related to Velociraptors and things, though.

CbadRider
10-24-08, 09:14 PM
Have you been smoking stuff and watching Jurassic Park?

BananaTugger
10-24-08, 09:17 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tz2hcTmIL._SL500_.jpg

I have a signed copy.

UnsafeAlpine
10-24-08, 09:22 PM
Have you been smoking stuff and watching Jurassic Park?

I wish!

CarrieIRO
10-24-08, 09:26 PM
Anyone who has ever ridden the Staten Island Ferry knows that birds are the devils spawn

CbadRider
10-24-08, 09:40 PM
Anyone who has ever ridden the Staten Island Ferry knows that birds are the devils spawn

YouTube - Alfred Hitchcock's"The Birds" in 1 minute, and 40 seconds.

CarrieIRO
10-24-08, 09:50 PM
awesome

jsharr
10-24-08, 10:19 PM
A bird in hand is better than two in the Bush whitehouse?

Ka_Jun
10-27-08, 10:21 AM
Perhaps they have an economic plan. I'm amenable to listening to their platform.

Hickeydog
10-27-08, 10:28 AM
and chaange your avatar back to Mickey Mouse Pirate.....I keep mistaking you for someone else...

UnsafeAlpine
10-27-08, 10:35 AM
Mickey Mouse Pirate?!? It's as if you took a glove to my face. I will not stand for this injustice. We will dual at dawn tomorrow, sir, with rapiers.

trsidn
10-27-08, 10:39 AM
Do you have evidence that dinosaurs were crazy?

Hickeydog
10-27-08, 10:39 AM
Very well.

*goes searching for his AR-15*

pgoat
10-27-08, 02:20 PM
I meslef like birds, for the most part

Crono
10-27-08, 02:46 PM
furthermore, they're just plain MEAN

http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-content/uploads/Dyr%20animerede/kangaroo%20bird%20steal.gif

KingTermite
10-27-08, 02:47 PM
Evil Bird

http://www.costumes.org/shows/kartasi/photos/6/MVC-025F.JPG

AEO
10-27-08, 02:50 PM
is that a ballet costume? looks familiar.