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jsharr
10-28-08, 01:27 PM
name a Fooster and then how they should be cooked.

Example

King Termite = cooked over a wood fire.


ModoVincere
10-28-08, 01:29 PM
MV = eaten raw.

jsharr
10-28-08, 01:30 PM
i thought you already did that, based on that pic you pm'd me.:innocent:


Jerseysbest
10-28-08, 01:30 PM
JerseysBest = eaten raw like sushi

flyingscotsman
10-28-08, 01:30 PM
Jsharr

Chopped up and blended.

ModoVincere
10-28-08, 01:30 PM
i thought you already did that, based on that pic you pm'd me.:innocent:

Yoga rocks.:innocent:

Little Darwin
10-28-08, 01:31 PM
This thread could move away from PG real quick...

[fooster to be named later] slowly simmered over a hot Little Darwin.

Awaiting volunteers.

;)

Jerseysbest
10-28-08, 01:31 PM
MV = eaten raw.

You're scaring me.

USAZorro
10-28-08, 01:31 PM
Tude - In a huge smoker - but carefully, so as not to ruin the delicate natural flavor.

jsharr
10-28-08, 01:32 PM
This thread could move away from PG real quick...

Chipcom slowly simmered over a hot Little Darwin.

Awaiting volunteers.

;)

fify

Hickeydog
10-28-08, 01:33 PM
Pcad. Boil him alive. Like a lobstah.

Little Darwin
10-28-08, 01:37 PM
fify

Little Darwin just cooled off...

MrCrassic
10-28-08, 01:39 PM
You can't eat MrCrassic; that is illegal.

MrCrassic
10-28-08, 01:39 PM
Pcad. Boil him alive. Like a lobstah.

I lol'ed.

KingTermite
10-28-08, 01:40 PM
Jsharr - cooked in a fish poacher in the oven.
Tude - cooked over burning sage
Shadiyah - boiled in Kombucha tea
USAZorro - burned at the stake(tied to it with a whip)
CRTreeDude - burned over a large natural wood bonfire
Pheard - cooked in a pink oven (http://images.homesite.com.au/assets/image/0011/31232/varieties/200px.jpg)
Mill Creek - roasted in his coffee roaster
CliftonGK1 - burned in a forest fire set to try to kill sasquatch
PCad - burned in a bonfire of old Microsoft Windows boxes

AllenG
10-28-08, 01:40 PM
I've already been through this with 'Dipper; they called me out being a cannibal in P&R.
Curry and served with a Riesling.

MrCrassic
10-28-08, 01:44 PM
Jsharr - cooked in a fish poacher in the oven.
Tude - cooked over burning sage
Shadiyah - boiled in Kombucha tea
USAZorro - burned at the stake(tied to it with a whip)
CRTreeDude - burned over a large natural wood bonfire
Pheard - cooked in a pink oven (http://images.homesite.com.au/assets/image/0011/31232/varieties/200px.jpg)
Mill Creek - roasted in his coffee roaster
CliftonGK1 - burned in a forest fire set to try to kill sasquatch
PCad - burned in a bonfire of old Microsoft Windows boxes

That's purple, dude.

jsharr
10-28-08, 01:46 PM
That's purple, dude.

Looks fuschia to me.

KingTermite
10-28-08, 01:47 PM
That's purple, dude.

You're as bad with colors as my girlfriend.

CbadRider
10-28-08, 01:49 PM
Jsharr - cooked in a fish poacher in the oven.
Tude - cooked over burning sage
Shadiyah - boiled in Kombucha tea
USAZorro - burned at the stake(tied to it with a whip)
CRTreeDude - burned over a large natural wood bonfire
Pheard - cooked in a pink oven (http://images.homesite.com.au/assets/image/0011/31232/varieties/200px.jpg)
Mill Creek - roasted in his coffee roaster
CliftonGK1 - burned in a forest fire set to try to kill sasquatch
PCad - burned in a bonfire of old Microsoft Windows boxes

Would you serve Cheezits on the side?

USAZorro
10-28-08, 01:49 PM
KT - on the sidewalk, under a magnifying glass.

flyingscotsman
10-28-08, 01:51 PM
This thread could move away from PG real quick...

[fooster to be named later] slowly simmered over a hot Little Darwin.

Awaiting volunteers.

;)

You mean like this

[Female Fooster to be named later) can eat me:lol:

Hickeydog
10-28-08, 01:52 PM
Woah!!! Wwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much info.surpised1

USAZorro
10-28-08, 01:53 PM
CbadRider - cougars eat their prey raw. Turnabout seems only fair. ;)

jsharr
10-28-08, 01:53 PM
KT - on the sidewalk, under a magnifying glass.

okay, I lol'd:D

CbadRider
10-28-08, 01:58 PM
CbadRider - cougars eat their prey raw. Turnabout seems only fair. ;)

Not just raw, they like to kill it themselves.

So in order to grant flyingscotsman's request it would have to be over his dead body. ;)

ModoVincere
10-28-08, 02:01 PM
with lots of alcohol.

flyingscotsman
10-28-08, 02:01 PM
Not just raw, they like to kill it themselves.

So in order to grant flyingscotsman's request it would have to be over his dead body. ;)

Glad to see somebodys paying attention.:lol:

chipcom
10-28-08, 02:03 PM
jsharr - bear style*


* raw, after being buried for a couple of weeks so he's gamey and fallin-off-the-bone good

Tude
10-28-08, 02:09 PM
CbadRider - cougars eat their prey raw. Turnabout seems only fair. ;)

hehe - I've been called a cougar (last boyfriend was 11 yrs younger) :D:thumb:

USAZorro
10-28-08, 02:09 PM
Not just raw, they like to kill it themselves.

So in order to grant flyingscotsman's request it would have to be over his dead body. ;)

Some things would be more appealing to eat while they're still alive.

USAZorro
10-28-08, 02:10 PM
hehe - I've been called a cougar (last boyfriend was 11 yrs younger) :D:thumb:

But you only have 9 months on me. Would that still count?

Tude
10-28-08, 02:11 PM
But you only have 9 months on me. Would that still count?

meowww! :p

USAZorro
10-28-08, 02:13 PM
meowww! :p

I'll be visiting Rochester in ** days. :D

colorider
10-28-08, 02:17 PM
CbadRider - cougars eat their prey raw.

At least being cats they probably like to play with their food first though. :D

KingTermite
10-28-08, 02:19 PM
hehe - I've been called a cougar (last boyfriend was 11 yrs younger) :D:thumb:

I'm your huckleberry for some of that cougary action!! :thumb:

pgoat
10-28-08, 02:19 PM
luckily for me, goat meat is tough and stringy.

CbadRider
10-28-08, 02:19 PM
At least being cats they probably like to play with their food first though. :D

You bet <twitches tail>.

USAZorro
10-28-08, 02:20 PM
I'm your huckleberry for some of that cougary action!! :thumb:

Your carcass is carbonized to the sidewalk pal. :notamused: :p

colorider
10-28-08, 02:29 PM
You bet <twitches tail>.

<gulp> Nice kitty.

substructure
10-28-08, 02:30 PM
This place is getting raunchy.

USAZorro
10-28-08, 02:31 PM
This place is getting raunchy.

getting?

substructure rotisserie anyone?

jsharr
10-28-08, 02:32 PM
New Foo Slogan inspired by Substructure "Raunchy - It's what's for dinner!"

ModoVincere
10-28-08, 02:32 PM
This place is getting raunchy.

ahem....um, I've been a fooster for over 2 years now. what do you mean "getting" raunchy?

substructure
10-28-08, 02:33 PM
Hey, I wasn't complaining. Getting mildly turned on though.

Big_e
10-28-08, 02:33 PM
Okaaay, I thought this was gonna be another food thread. **Removes napkin from collar and slowly backs out of room**

USAZorro
10-28-08, 02:35 PM
Okaaay, I thought this was gonna be another food thread. **Removes napkin from collar and slowly backs out of room**

big_e - in a bowl with whipped cream. :p

pgoat
10-28-08, 02:38 PM
big_e - in a bowl with shaving cream. :p

me fix 4 dinner

flyingscotsman
10-28-08, 02:38 PM
big_e - in a bowl with whipped cream. :p


So was that whipped hard:trainwreck:

jsharr
10-28-08, 02:39 PM
Flyingscotsman Haggis anyone?