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stapfam
10-28-08, 03:30 PM
"If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago

they would now be worth £4.95; with HBOS, earlier this week your

£1000 would have been worth £16.50; £1000 invested in XL Leisure

would now be worth less than £5; but if you bought £1000 worth of

Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans

to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the

above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and re-cycle."


Brillig
10-29-08, 08:00 AM
"If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago

they would now be worth £4.95; with HBOS, earlier this week your

£1000 would have been worth £16.50; £1000 invested in XL Leisure

would now be worth less than £5; but if you bought £1000 worth of

Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans

to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the

above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and re-cycle."

I knew my plan would pay off eventually.

I just did it in the wrong country.