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Ted Danson
10-28-08, 08:27 PM
*scenario excuse me. Could a mod please fix the title.

Your at wally world one day and you make a bet with your friend to see you can get the weirdest look from the cash register clerk. You get to buy any 3 items from the store. What do you buy?
:p

AllenG
10-28-08, 08:32 PM
Pampers, a gun, and a shock collar would not be too strange around here.
Brie, apples, and flowers however....
artifice
10-28-08, 08:33 PM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg
http://www.aguamarket.com/sql/productos/fotos/Turkey_Baster.jpg
http://images.blockbuster.com/is/bb/title/305077.jpeg

JoelS
10-28-08, 08:40 PM
A pregnancy test
Tampons
A box of ammo
Siu Blue Wind
10-28-08, 08:43 PM
Title fixed.

I wouldn't be in a WalMart for a purchase. I'd be in there for business. So I get strange looks all the time.
cyclokitty
10-28-08, 08:44 PM
Pressure cooker
hamsters from the pet section
set of forks
mlts22
10-28-08, 08:46 PM
Condoms as one of the item usually helps.

For example, condoms, a big Master padlock, and a very big monkey wrench may work, but not get someone nervous.
cyclokitty
10-28-08, 08:49 PM
live goldfish
fat straws
blender
MrCrassic
10-28-08, 09:03 PM
A rice cooker, about 400 pounds of rice and about 250 eggs.

When she asks why you're buying so much, tell her that you're feeding your pony.

You got the pony from a Secret Service agent who was a sub-in for one of the Care Bears in their last ice festival. It comes with streamers that work magic.

If clerk asks where it fits, tell her that it's in Narnia along with the rest of his or her friends. You get there by falling, not walking, your stairs to the basement, landing in exactly a 25 degree tilt, then spreading your hands and getting in a tilted three-legged downward-facing dog, with your mouth open.
Air
10-28-08, 09:45 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collecting_double_takes.png

Alt tag: Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.
KrisPistofferson
10-28-08, 09:56 PM
I actually walked in one day after getting a financial aid check and bought:

1. A Chicago CD.

2. Some Crest Whitestrips.

3. A 12-gauge Mossberg shotgun.

They insisted on walking me out to the parking lot, I assume to make sure I didn't start taking mother****ers out.
lanfarm
10-28-08, 10:04 PM
If you were a guy...
Thong
Chains
Extra large trench coat with big pockets.

My mind is polluted with dirty thoughts.
fuzzbox
10-28-08, 10:21 PM
Grape jelly, cucumbers, chocolate syrup
BoozyMcliverRot
10-29-08, 12:50 AM
Duct tape
Hunting knife
Garbage bags....




Then go back and get...


Bleach
Gloves
And more garbage bags