Commuting - kind of sacreligeous

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nemo
11-01-08, 04:36 PM
http://www.zeropergallon.com/images/bikeprayer.jpg


Hobartlemagne
11-01-08, 04:44 PM
Hey- whatever helps.

Tobias Greenich
11-01-08, 04:56 PM
Mmmm, sacrelicious...


jcolletteiii
11-01-08, 04:58 PM
I think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is much more protective of cyclists...

http://www.venganza.org/images/wallpapers/noodledoodle1024_768.jpg

cyclokitty
11-01-08, 05:14 PM
Do I have to read the whole thing? The font makes my head hurt.

Oh hey, is that from zero per gallon? He's funny. I like how he hates goats.

JeffS
11-01-08, 05:24 PM
kind of sacreligeous


I wouldn't call it sacrilege, but I am disturbed to have cycling associated with something as offensive as organized religion.

nemo
11-01-08, 05:42 PM
i apologize to all those offended LOL

Caleab
11-01-08, 05:50 PM
LOL
Man this rocks. Can we have it as an attachment (.doc or something) so that I can print it and hang it in my cubie? :)

nemo
11-01-08, 05:55 PM
its just a jpg right click and choose save as.. then print from there

Powerarranger
11-01-08, 06:33 PM
I wouldn't call it sacrilege, but I am disturbed to have cycling associated with something as offensive as organized religion.

+1!

In the voice of Ralphie's teacher in 'A Christmas Story' - "...Plus! Plus!! Plus!!!"

StephenH
11-01-08, 06:37 PM
It's only sacreligious if you don't mean it. I don't see any connection with "organized" religion in there, though. Personally, I'd omit the ale and the goats part, and say Amen to the rest.

nemo
11-01-08, 09:41 PM
LOL
Man this rocks. Can we have it as an attachment (.doc or something) so that I can print it and hang it in my cubie? :)
http://webpages.charter.net/marchsr/biker's prayer.doc
Ok I pasted the pic in an open office text document and saved it as a word xp doc file. follow the link choose save or open and print it.

slloth
11-01-08, 10:07 PM
"nor let us purchase bicycles from giant soul less chain stores"

Hobartlemagne
11-02-08, 05:02 AM
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I
realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just
stole one and asked him to forgive me.

-Emo Phillips

lil brown bat
11-02-08, 12:37 PM
i apologize to all those offended LOL

It's not an apology if you laugh while you're saying it. Really, why bother? I mean, I don't personally give a rat's ass one way or the other, but why even pretend that you're being respectful when you're not?