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03-24-04, 09:38 AM
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 20 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you, no-one would worry about the 20 million Afghans."
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 20 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you, no-one would worry about the 20 million Afghans."