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11-05-08, 09:37 AM
An old lady was working in the flower bed outside her tiny home. The trowel hit something hard and she dug it up. As she was cleaning the metal object off, it turned out to be an lamp and the genie appeared.
"Okay, you know the drill. Three wishes"
The old woman thinks for a moment. "I want youth and beauty first."
*poof* And there the woman stood, straight, tall, flawless skin and long glossy hair.
She considered for an other minute. "I want wealth and all its trappings."
*poof* she was suddenly standing on the perfectly raked gravel crossing a manicured lawn up to a huge mansion.
Her old cat was looking quite startled as he found himself sitting on the front step of the new house.
The woman thought again and glanced at her cat. "My first life was long and lonely. I want someone to share it with this time. Turn my old faithful Tom into a handsome young man to spend my life with."
*poof* Where the cat had been was a tall, handsome man and the genie was gone.
She ran to Tom and threw herself into his arms. He held her close and whispered huskily in her ear, "I bet now you wish you hadn't had me neutered."
"Okay, you know the drill. Three wishes"
The old woman thinks for a moment. "I want youth and beauty first."
*poof* And there the woman stood, straight, tall, flawless skin and long glossy hair.
She considered for an other minute. "I want wealth and all its trappings."
*poof* she was suddenly standing on the perfectly raked gravel crossing a manicured lawn up to a huge mansion.
Her old cat was looking quite startled as he found himself sitting on the front step of the new house.
The woman thought again and glanced at her cat. "My first life was long and lonely. I want someone to share it with this time. Turn my old faithful Tom into a handsome young man to spend my life with."
*poof* Where the cat had been was a tall, handsome man and the genie was gone.
She ran to Tom and threw herself into his arms. He held her close and whispered huskily in her ear, "I bet now you wish you hadn't had me neutered."