Foo - relationship recovery act: cap or trade model

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Suttree
11-06-08, 05:58 PM
whereas it is necessary to salvage my relationship (new)
whereas it is necessary that i not exceed my tolerance for listening
therefore, be it resolved that all dialogue over the threshold of annoyance
be capped and stopped immediately. if not stopped all dialogue over the threshold
must be mitigated at a 3:1 ratio with video game time (3 units game
per unit dialogue).


Siu Blue Wind
11-06-08, 06:13 PM
Duct tape, man. It's always the answer.

jsharr
11-06-08, 06:33 PM
Wait, then what do I do with this WD-40?


Minesbroken
11-06-08, 06:54 PM
Duct tape, man. It's always the answer.

That might not work on the Corvette... Although...

Wordbiker
11-06-08, 06:56 PM
Fake a hearing loss.

x136
11-06-08, 07:06 PM
That might not work on the Corvette... Although...You can buy duct tape in all kinds of colors now.

DannoXYZ
11-06-08, 10:11 PM
Dolphins can sleep with half their brains active. You can learn to listen with half your brain asleep.

CbadRider
11-06-08, 10:30 PM
If it's that annoying then maybe the relationship isn't worth salvaging.

Minesbroken
11-06-08, 10:32 PM
If it's that annoying then maybe the relationship isn't worth salvaging.

+1
relationships are work...but it seems like its not worth it to you.