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03-25-04, 08:29 PM
This letter was just released today leaked to the press from a unnamed White House source.
The White House
John Hinkley
St. Elizabeth’s Hospital
Washington D.C.
Dear John,
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We are pleased to hear that now you are able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine. I have decided to seek a second term as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I hope that if there is anything you need at the hospital, you would let us know. By the way are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster.
Sincerely,
George W Bush
President of the United States of America
:D
The White House
John Hinkley
St. Elizabeth’s Hospital
Washington D.C.
Dear John,
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We are pleased to hear that now you are able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine. I have decided to seek a second term as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I hope that if there is anything you need at the hospital, you would let us know. By the way are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster.
Sincerely,
George W Bush
President of the United States of America
:D