Road Cycling - Bad coach

So now I have to go next door and say "Look I'm not a perv or anything like that but would you mind taking a picture with me? And you know pose so we can see those long legs of yours." Oh that will go over real well. Of course they were singing MC Hammer at 7pm ....almost 3 hours ago. I wonder how many more vodka shots they've had since. You know this might work.

With only one way to find out, I hope you made the right choice.

With only one way to find out, I hope you made the right choice.

Well it was a good time. But as a good coach I called it an early night early Brandy could get her training ride and maiden voyage on her new R3 in the mountains of course.

Well it was a good time. But as a good coach I called it an early night early Brandy could get her training ride and maiden voyage on her new R3 in the mountains of course.

Yeah..I am sure we are on the edge of our seat to hear about your coaching abilities......

Now where's the friggin picture of the leggy chick!! :notamused:;)

Yeah..I am sure we are on the edge of our seat to hear about your coaching abilities......

Now where's the friggin picture of the leggy chick!! :notamused:;)

oh that....well you know I had to take one for the team to get it.

Just got done with coffee. Weather report in Omaha: 28 degrees with up to 30mph wind.
My ride for today::winter:

Sucks for you High of 87F in Huntington Beach, (http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Huntington+Beach&state=CA&site=SGX&textField1=33.6603&textField2=-117.998&e=0)

and in the mountains (http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Mount+Baldy&state=CA&site=LOX&textField1=34.2361&textField2=-117.659&e=0)

"Today: Sunny, with a temperature rising to near 64 by noon, then falling to around 54 during the remainder of the day. Breezy, with a northeast wind around 23 mph, with gusts as high as 32 mph."

Brandy's going to have fun with those winds.

oh that....well you know I had to take one for the team to get it.

The forum appreciates the sacrifice you had to make. Now, the picture?

The forum appreciates the sacrifice you had to make. Now, the picture?

hold on ...photoshopping is an art.;) It shouldn't rushed.

hold on ...photoshopping is an art.;) It shouldn't rushed.

:lol:

:lol:

Actually I'm working on my Furnace Creek 508 video and the computer keeps locking up with Windows Movie Maker.

My Mac never locks up.........:innocent: *cough* Windows sucks *cough*

drunk girls in hb??? how come i'm not there?

My Mac never locks up.........:innocent: *cough* Windows sucks *cough*

I knew there would be one of you out there.

So now I have to go next door and say "Look I'm not a perv or anything like that but would you mind taking a picture with me? And you know pose so we can see those long legs of yours." Oh that will go over real well. Of course they were singing MC Hammer at 7pm ....almost 3 hours ago. I wonder how many more vodka shots they've had since. You know this might work.

This had the makings of the greatest thread ever.

Sucks for you High of 87F in Huntington Beach, (http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Huntington+Beach&state=CA&site=SGX&textField1=33.6603&textField2=-117.998&e=0)

and in the mountains (http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Mount+Baldy&state=CA&site=LOX&textField1=34.2361&textField2=-117.659&e=0)

"Today: Sunny, with a temperature rising to near 64 by noon, then falling to around 54 during the remainder of the day. Breezy, with a northeast wind around 23 mph, with gusts as high as 32 mph."

Brandy's going to have fun with those winds.

That weather report was WRONG! It was way hotter than 64!

The wind part was right though. :notamused: I was nearly blown off of my bike on Glendora Ridge Road and made the decision to not go all the way to the ski lifts. I figured the winds were going to be whipping up even more, the higher that I went. I wouldn't mind climbing to the lifts, but the descent is sketchy already and add the winds in and I didn't want to chance it.

Can you post the hot chick picture now that you're home? Seeing as "he" seems to be refusing to do so.

:innocent:

Can you post the hot chick picture now that you're home? Seeing as "he" seems to be refusing to do so.

:innocent:

Sure...I'll get on it. :p

Get this crap out of the Road forum and into Foo.
Back to the monastery and make some cheese or something.

This had the makings of the greatest thread ever.

matter of opinion

I knew there would be one of you out there.

There are more than one of us, We're like ninjas, We are there but you can't see us unless we want you to :)

There are more than one of us, We're like ninjas, We are there but you can't see us unless we want you to :)

Couldn't the same thing be said about Rats?

matter of fact

Corrected.

This is bf. There are no opinions, merely facts.

Corrected.

This is bf. There are no opinions, merely facts.

Being that the leggy girl is my neighbor I don't think this story's over yet. ;)

Being that the leggy girl is my neighbor I don't think this story's over yet. ;)

It hasn't even started.....which you can fix by posting the picture. Until then....it's a fairy tale. :innocent:

It hasn't even started.....which you can fix by posting the picture. Until then....it's a fairy tale. :innocent:

That was such a weak taunt. I wanted to post the pic all along.;) I was just busy being the domesticated beotch today while Brandy was riding.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/3031603576_6d45e4e378.jpg

her legs are just as long as yours. The heels give a false impression.

Sure...I'll get on it. :p

nnnnnnthat's what she said.

My Furnace Creek video has taken priority. The event was 1.5 months ago and I still gots nothin'.

That was such a weak taunt. I wanted to post the pic all along.;) I was just busy being the domesticated beotch today while Brandy was riding.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/3031603576_6d45e4e378.jpg

You know that's a dude right?

her legs are just as long as yours. The heels give a false impression.

I'm 5' 9" she's 5' 10" WITHOUT HEELS. How many women you know are 5' 10"?

I'm 5' 9" she's 5' 10" WITHOUT HEELS. How many women you know are 5' 10"?

Quite a few. My wife, for one.

Quite a few. My wife, for one.

Well then, she would look really funny with short legs wouldn't she?

and here is another pic with my leggy dude neighbor.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/3030764813_fdce72ae99.jpg

Ok...let's get back to posting pics of Brandy instead....... :thumb:

Mucho less dude like.

Well then, she would look really funny with short legs wouldn't she?

"legs up to here" implies that her leg/torso ratio is higher than average.

i don't think that girl is higher than average.

Ana Hickmann is a good example:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2356/2520482503_9cba656b7a_o.jpg

"legs up to here" implies that her leg/torso ratio is higher than average.

i don't think that girl is higher than average.

Ana Hickmann is a good example:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2356/2520482503_9cba656b7a_o.jpg

Well the next time she's in a bathing suit I'll take a picture of her. :lol:Her leg/torso ratio is higher than average. Did you forget I'm a bike fitter? I recognize body types instantly before beginning my measurements.

And now back to my video...

Well the next time she's in a bathing suit I'll take a picture of her. :lol:Her leg/torso ratio is higher than average. Did you forget I'm a bike fitter? I recognize body types instantly before beginning my measurements.

And now back to my video...

Can't forget something I never knew.

I'll be waiting for that bikini pic!

"legs up to here" implies that her leg/torso ratio is higher than average.

i don't think that girl is higher than average.

Ana Hickmann is a good example:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2356/2520482503_9cba656b7a_o.jpg

I'll say.

Can't forget something I never knew.

I'll be waiting for that bikini pic!

Well at the very least you knew I worked in a shop. No worries.

Hey...I came home because they were all "bring George over" so I figured they were more interested in hanging out with him. :p He's not kidding though...legs up to...and she just moved back in because she broke up with her boyfriend. I should go console her. Huh? :thumb:


Unless "shots" have a different meaning out there i'd say hes trying to hook something else up :P

Well at the very least you knew I worked in a shop.

Sorry, no... i don't really keep tabs on forum members and what they do for a living.

"legs up to here" implies that her leg/torso ratio is higher than average.

i don't think that girl is higher than average.

Ana Hickmann is a good example:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2356/2520482503_9cba656b7a_o.jpg

Her legs aren't that long. That's an optical illusion created by her giant clown feet.

Sorry, no... i don't really keep tabs on forum members and what they do for a living.

This might refresh your memory (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=464027&highlight=extenders+valve)

I'm 5' 9" she's 5' 10" WITHOUT HEELS. How many women you know are 5' 10"?

My girlfriend for another.

My girlfriend for another.

Excellent this thread still has promise. Now all we need is pics of all the BF members who have 5' 10" gf/wives and Bam! best thread evah!

I knew there would be one of you out there.
He's actually correct, MACs work much better for editing movies. IMovie is great and easy to use.

He's actually correct, MACs work much better for editing movies. IMovie is great and easy to use.

Oh I'm sure it is. I have heard that Macs are superior when it comes to graphics and video for a long time.

her legs are just as long as yours. The heels give a false impression.

By the way I have an 87cm inseam and 59 torso.

You boys are blind. Neighbor girl is cute. Even better, she's sweet. :thumb:

Ok...let's get back to posting pics of Brandy instead....... :thumb:


Okay fine. You even get a side of bike in there. :thumb:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/3032254009_3806d7b2ca.jpg

You boys are blind. Neighbor girl is cute. Even better, she's sweet. :thumb:

Tell me about it. Some of the guys on here must be going out with supermodels.


Excellent this thread still has promise. Now all we need is pics of all the BF members who have 5' 10" gf/wives and Bam! best thread evah!

Add me to the list. GF 5'10".