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timmyquest
11-25-08, 01:30 PM
Shame Mr. Pancake man isn't around, his loss. And that's the only joke we need to make.

If i had a little brother i'd buy him a stogy and a playboy, but as for my sister, I'm at a loss. I'm not talking about anything big but what the hell can you get a girl to remind them that they are now an "Adult".

Siu Blue Wind
11-25-08, 01:32 PM
Something that reminds her that you are still the big brother. Like a poster of a huge eye or something that she can hang in her room.
CliftonGK1
11-25-08, 01:34 PM
what the hell can you get a girl to remind them that they are now an "Adult".

Car payment and utility bills?

That's my monthly reminder that I'm an adult.

MrCrassic
11-25-08, 01:34 PM
ruh roh.

just kidding. hope she has fun tonight!
chipcom
11-25-08, 01:37 PM
If i had a little brother i'd buy him a stogy and a playboy, but as for my sister, I'm at a loss. I'm not talking about anything big but what the hell can you get a girl to remind them that they are now an "Adult".

Nothing reminds one that they are an adult more than lots of unpaid bills. :eek:

Be nice, get her a cabana boy. :thumb:
Psydotek
11-25-08, 01:37 PM
OMGhi2UrSIS!

;)
timmyquest
11-25-08, 01:41 PM
Car payment and utility bills?

That's my monthly reminder that I'm an adult.

My thoughts too, but she's actually been doing that for two years now.
huerro
11-25-08, 01:46 PM
Encourage her to strike a blow against sexism by going to the post office and registering for the selective service.
CollectiveInk
11-25-08, 01:46 PM
Get her a selective service registration card...... oh wait, we're not that equal - genderly speakig that is. ;) Hmm, how about taking her to fill out a voter registration card. It's a very adult thing to do.

Or, if all else fails (since you'd get her the above mentioned if she was a brother) get her a playgirl and a box of virginia slims. j/k
huerro
11-25-08, 01:47 PM
Get her a selective service registration card...... oh wait, we're not that equal - genderly speakig that is. ;) Hmm, how about taking her to fill out a voter registration card. It's a very adult thing to do.

Or, if all else fails (since you'd get her the above mentioned if she was a brother) get her a playgirl and a box of virginia slims. j/k

too slow old man!
CollectiveInk
11-25-08, 01:50 PM
too slow old man!

Well, you know that happens when you reach the rickety old age of 35. :thumb:

Besides, look at the time stamp... you got it by millisconds I tell ya! :D
huerro
11-25-08, 02:03 PM
Well, you know that happens when you reach the rickety old age of 35. :thumb:

Besides, look at the time stamp... you got it by millisconds I tell ya! :D

I would have gotten it in even earlier, but I took a moment to change it from "smash the patriarchy" to "strike a blow against sexism."
trsidn
11-25-08, 02:13 PM
I would have gotten it in even earlier, but I took a moment to change it from "smash the patriarchy" to "strike a blow against sexism."

you still beat me to the Playgirl and Virginia Slims...
SingingSabre
11-25-08, 02:22 PM
Get her a Play...oh...damn. Missed it. :(
ModoVincere
11-25-08, 02:43 PM
Get her a date w/ UA. He could use a distraction, and as EMO as he is, she would be perfectly safe.
peabodypride
11-25-08, 02:49 PM
Give her a lecture on piety and staying virgin.
UnsafeAlpine
11-25-08, 02:51 PM
Get her a date w/ UA. He could use a distraction, and as EMO as he is, she would be perfectly safe.

Dangit, you're trying to get me killed, aren't you... :p
ModoVincere
11-25-08, 02:55 PM
No....trying to get you a date. If was gonna kill you, you'd hear banjos in the background. :p
UnsafeAlpine
11-25-08, 02:55 PM
No....trying to get you a date.

Oh, cool, thanks... :)
Psydotek
11-25-08, 02:56 PM
No....trying to get you a date. If was gonna kill you, you'd hear banjos in the background. :p
Dueling Banjos?
Little Darwin
11-25-08, 03:10 PM
But you haven't told us anything about your sister...

A stogy and a Playboy would work just fine for some of the ladies I know. Well, the Playboy anyhow...

But, if you don't think it would work, then maybe you have told us something.

Maybe a phone call from a strange man? There is bound to be a volunteer hiding under a rock somewhere... And men don't come much stranger than the ones in foo.
ModoVincere
11-25-08, 03:14 PM
But you haven't told us anything about your sister...

A stogy and a Playboy would work just fine for some of the ladies I know. Well, the Playboy anyhow...

But, if you don't think it would work, then maybe you have told us something.

Maybe a phone call from a strange man? There is bound to be a volunteer hiding under a rock somewhere... And men don't come much stranger than the ones in foo.

strange man? Where's jsharr?
klondike300
11-25-08, 04:34 PM
She's 18? Start posting pics of her in the Ladies of Foo thread. Oh wait, that's our gift.:rolleyes:
huerro
11-25-08, 04:36 PM
She's 18? Start posting pics of her in the Ladies of Foo thread. Oh wait, that's our gift.:rolleyes:

not if she takes after her big brother.

















;)
x136
11-25-08, 04:46 PM
Hookers and blow.

(And take her to dinner)
AnthonyG
11-25-08, 05:06 PM
From the moment I saw the thread title I knew this thread was going to be problematic.:rolleyes:

Mindyou you could always post pictures:crash::crash::crash:

OK, OK, I'll get my mind out of the gutter.

Seriously now just promise to take her out somewhere where she want's to go to. Her choice.

Anthony