Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Now available.. "riding fixed" by mayonnaise

Now available. A collection of 8 stories, re edited back to thier original form. Together with photos and images from fellow forum members. Proffessionally laid out, but kept simple to the unwritten fixie ethic. Not fancy, not some slap job, but something tangable. Limited to a hand numbered edition of 200 print copies. You've read them, but here's a way to hold it in your hand, raw, and uncut. Shove it in your bag, put it on your desk, under your pillow read it over coffee, a brew, in a smokey pub, on a street corner with the wind blowing and your legs spent.. Included will be the latest story "every bite left a mark" a preview of which http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=48957 is posted up already.

A basic copies cost 3 - 5 dollars (what ever you wanna send), shipping included.. PM me, and we'll turn the deal.

There will be 20 (AND only 20) special editions they will run 15 dollars. Those will contain somethings; extras; detailed and provided by Mayo, and they'll be autographed by Mayo as well.

Hey Mayo, how's it feel to be fixed?

Pm'd ya WK

Here's a teaser photo, not great 'cause of lighting and a cheapo digital camera.. But it gives you an idea..

Is the Bianchi part of the special edition?

Sent you a PM Wk, a regular copy for me, thanks.

Is the Bianchi part of the special edition?

HAHAHA.!!!!

:D

The Special Edition is a hand numbered, signed copy of "riding fixed". The inner cover will have a smear of chain grease from the Masi (combination of Phil Wood tenacious oil and Tri-Flow) and a CD of music burned from my collection. Many of the songs referenced in the writings will be included on the nearly 70 minutes of music. The music is assembled in 4 themes: 1) Prologue, 2) Out On The Street, 3) Cool Down, 4) Exit. Pop the cd in your discman and head out on a ride (enhanced late night rides work best) or stay in the comfort of your living room and blast your eardrums. First Fixer to post the artist and title of each song wins a prize. $15 includes shipping. 100% guaranteed (if you don't like it I'll burn you any cd from my collection you want: last count I had 756 cds). All proceeds go to Blind Willie McCheese to pay for the printing.

One more pm from me mister Will.

I've got a lot of responses.. Thanks. There are some of the special editions left (as of Friday evening). I'll keep check over the weekend off and on.

I'm off.

Blind Willie McCheese

tee hee

W.K.,
I've pm'ed ya! I'm excited!

I might be interested in one of the special editions if there are any left available. Since people always tell me I'm special.

I might be interested in one of the special editions if there are any left available. Since people always tell me I'm special.


Ok, here's the dealo:

Special editions (dwindling supply left) will be a little delayed: they are on thier way to Mayo to be made... special. I've already put that info out to anyone who wanted one prior to going with it. So if you want a special edition, they're gonna ship a little slower than the regulars. Very much worth the wait if you ask me.. but it's up to you.

Bummer note: I don't have paypal. I'm thinking about setting one up, but it's a pain (set up account, put 100 dollars in it to keep it free, etc). So right now, it's a check/cash/money order type of deal.

The regular copies are numbered and ready to be mailed. If you ordered one through me, when I get your check/cash/whatever I will email/PM you and let you know it's on it's way.


William

Special editions (dwindling supply left) will be a little delayed: they are on thier way to Mayo to be made... special. I've already put that info out to anyone who wanted one prior to going with it. So if you want a special edition, they're gonna ship a little slower than the regulars. Very much worth the wait if you ask me.. but it's up to you.
William


Just a note. There are only 4 special editions left available.

Now available. A collection of 8 stories, re edited back to thier original form. Together with photos and images from fellow forum members. Proffessionally laid out, but kept simple to the unwritten fixie ethic. Not fancy, not some slap job, but something tangable. Limited to a hand numbered edition of 200 print copies. You've read them, but here's a way to hold it in your hand, raw, and uncut. Shove it in your bag, put it on your desk, under your pillow read it over coffee, a brew, in a smokey pub, on a street corner with the wind blowing and your legs spent.. Included will be the latest story "every bite left a mark" a preview of which http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=48957 is posted up already.

A basic copies cost 3 - 5 dollars (what ever you wanna send), shipping included.. PM me, and we'll turn the deal.

There will be 20 (AND only 20) special editions they will run 15 dollars. Those will contain somethings; extras; detailed and provided by Mayo, and they'll be autographed by Mayo as well.
If one is available I would like to get it. let me know. Thanks

I would like one too if there are any still available, please let me know.

Ok, i want one...but am an idiot and can't figure out how to PM you.

WK is out of office, on the high seas. I have a few copies (six) available. Same cost as before. Let me know.

']WK is out of office, on the high seas. I have a few copies (six) available. Same cost as before. Let me know.

I see WK left you with "Change avatar and sig line every 36 hours" duty, as well. Stupid foreigner.

Sorry...hopes this fits your needs and the ultra secret forum-guidleines. Thanks for making sure I know the rules.

']Sorry...hopes this fits your needs and the ultra secret forum-guidleines. Thanks for making sure I know the rules.

My pleasure.

Anything else I can help you out with?

Let's see...you have persecuted me based on my foreign origins, berated me in a 'public' place...hmm, nope. I think that covers it.

My pleasure.

Anything else I can help you out with?

You could hold his,

never mind.

:D

']Let's see...you have persecuted me based on my foreign origins, berated me in a 'public' place...hmm, nope. I think that covers it.

I think you misunderstood. When I said "stupid Foreigner," I was referring to the band. You know...Lou Gramm...Jukebox Hero, Cold as Ice. I know you got the vinyl stashed under your bed.

Geesh. Some people are soooo sensitive.

I think you misunderstood. When I said "stupid Foreigner," I was referring to the band. You know...Lou Gramm...Jukebox Hero, Cold as Ice. I know you got the vinyl stashed under your bed.

Geesh. Some people are soooo sensitive.

Yes, that one in particular. You never know when his "feelings" will get "sensitive" and fly into a rage and before you know it, everybody's crying. :(

Yes, that one in particular. You never know when his "feelings" will get "sensitive" and fly into a rage and before you know it, everybody's crying. :(

You know, he's never been the same ever since he got rid of the drunken bird avatar. It's like he lost his center. Sometimes you have to return to your roots.

Bring back the drunken bird!

Bring back the drunken bird!

That is all.

You know, he's never been the same ever since he got rid of the drunken bird avatar. It's like he lost his center. Sometimes you have to return to your roots.

Bring back the drunken bird!

Bring back the drunken bird!

That is all.
you sure about that?

']you sure about that?

About what?

are there any copies left that i can get? it won't let me pm WK...

are there any copies left that i can get? it won't let me pm WK...

Check with 165...I believe he had some copies left. Got mine from WK last week...Sent it to me even before he got my money! What a guy!

I have 2 left

']I have 2 left


I still have one, I'd like to pick one up.

john

I still have one, I'd like to pick one up.

john
PM me.

I HAVE 19 COPIES AVAILABLE (just received more from "distribution") - so anyone interested, PM me for details.
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You know, he's never been the same ever since he got rid of the drunken bird avatar. It's like he lost his center. Sometimes you have to return to your roots.

Bring back the drunken bird!

Bring back the drunken bird!

That is all.

Yes. He now speaks in softer tones and doesn't beat me as much when I ask him if he wants to ride.