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11-30-08, 02:05 AM
A truck driver has been on the road non stop for 4 weeks.
He gets to the next city and goes straight to a brothel.
He throws $1000 on the counter and says “give me the ugliest girl you’ve got and a toasted cheese sandwich.”
The madam says “but sir, for $1000 bucks you could have my most beautiful woman and a 5 course dinner.”
The truck driver replies “look darling, I aint horny, I’m homesick.”
He gets to the next city and goes straight to a brothel.
He throws $1000 on the counter and says “give me the ugliest girl you’ve got and a toasted cheese sandwich.”
The madam says “but sir, for $1000 bucks you could have my most beautiful woman and a 5 course dinner.”
The truck driver replies “look darling, I aint horny, I’m homesick.”