General Cycling Discussion - too sexy for my jersey

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Devster
04-04-04, 11:06 PM
Recently my girlfriend said that I look cute in a jersey, and i've "lost my tush" due to bicycling. Does anyone else experience this secondary benefit from cycling?


J-McKech
04-04-04, 11:43 PM
Yeah i have lost a little over 100lbs :) im getting down to a lean 230! no girls yet, still waiting..maybe if i stopped refering to my bikes as my girlfriends that'll help

siggy_lxvi
04-04-04, 11:45 PM
...but when you ride a Bianchi, it IS a girlfriend...

Siggy
Retasked Bianchi Strada


J-McKech
04-04-04, 11:49 PM
It really is...its named...ashley

Chris L
04-05-04, 03:04 AM
Well, I've always been as skinny as a rake, so it didn't make a huge amount of difference in that area, save for giving my legs better muscle definition. No girlfriend yet here either, unless A. Troll counts.

MediaCreations
04-05-04, 03:30 AM
No girls yet, still waiting..maybe if i stopped refering to my bikes as my girlfriends that'll help

As long as you never refer to your girlfriends as bikes you'll be OK.

Chris L
04-05-04, 04:42 AM
As long as you never refer to your girlfriends as bikes you'll be OK.

:lol:

That's where I've been going wrong.

Allen H
04-05-04, 08:23 AM
My wife keeps commenting on how thin I look (I've lost 15 lbs since I started biking last Thanksgiving).

Yesterday, we were walking behind an older gentleman in bike clothes, and my wife commented "that's what I want you to look like in your retirement" - because he had no butt, and was very thin (I asked "what about the bow legs?" ;)). Turns out he's training for a 480-mile, 6-day, 6-stage Around the Bay ride in a few weeks.

shokhead
04-05-04, 08:29 AM
Recently my girlfriend said that I look cute in a jersey, and i've "lost my tush" due to bicycling. Does anyone else experience this secondary benefit from cycling?
Yep,she told me the same thing.

forum*rider
04-05-04, 11:39 AM
eh, I have always been skinny. 5' 7" 130lbs. No girls friends yet...

MERTON
04-05-04, 11:41 AM
is she really looking at the back? ;)

A.troll
04-05-04, 01:50 PM
Well, I've always been as skinny as a rake, so it didn't make a huge amount of difference in that area, save for giving my legs better muscle definition. No girlfriend yet here either, unless A. Troll counts.

And why would I not count?

I think I count for a lot, darlin'.

I may only be 5 inches tall, but it's five inches of dynamite.

And don't you forget it, boyfriend.

By the way, nice quads! :love:

Trollie

MERTON
04-05-04, 04:19 PM
what's up with this troll person?

forum*rider
04-05-04, 06:58 PM
what's up with this troll person?


eh, from the pictures I figure he/she/it is a biking troll :eek:

J-McKech
04-05-04, 08:04 PM
I wonder what kina bike "she" rides...lets hope a bianchi

spazegun2213
04-05-04, 08:49 PM
lol, i have only gained weight from cycling.. and i figure that i can accept that looking at my legs. Before i started cycling i thought i had nice legs... i was wrong. The last girl i was with said that she loved my legs..... but as i said that was the last one. I think I'll always have my "black beauty" (my allez).

on a back note, i dont mind looking at the women riders from the back :) well at least not the one i ride with currently ;)

Chris L
04-05-04, 09:29 PM
And why would I not count?

I think I count for a lot, darlin'.

I may only be 5 inches tall, but it's five inches of dynamite.

And don't you forget it, boyfriend.


Careful Trollie, I might hold you to that one day! ;) Especially since I didn't get the number of that masseuse in Ipswich last Sunday (I knew there was a reason that place existed!).

RonH
04-06-04, 06:04 AM
As long as you never refer to your girlfriends as bikes you'll be OK.
I never refer to my bikes as girlfriends. No girl or woman has "taken me to the places" my bikes have. :rolleyes:

RonH
04-06-04, 06:06 AM
what's up with this troll person?
A.troll is everyboby's girlfriend. She offers great advice -- ride nekkid. I gotta try it some day. :D

A.troll
04-06-04, 11:37 AM
what's up with this troll person?

Well, boyfriend, you should probably know that I am BikeForums's resident troll. I am a five-inch tall fuschia haired cycling goddess, a pretty good amateur mechanic, a full time girlfriend, an admirer of good legs and a real doll.

Wanna be my boyfriend? ;)



eh, from the pictures I figure he/she/it is a biking troll :eek:

Only five inches tall, F*R, but all woman, I assure you. :D



I wonder what kina bike "she" rides...lets hope a bianchi

Well, my current ride is an older GT I-drive, but I'm looking for a good road bike? Does Bianchi make any 3 or 4 cm frames? :) I like potatoes, too!




Careful Trollie, I might hold you to that one day! ;)

You can hold me any day, Chris! :love:



A.troll is everyboby's girlfriend. She offers great advice -- ride nekkid. I gotta try it some day. :D


Gimme a smooch, Ron. Then let's get nekkid and ride! :D

Buzzbomb
04-06-04, 12:00 PM
6'0" and 176 lbs., not much of it is fat right now. I ride the prom queen (Colnago) and the beast (my 29'er). If your gonna ride 'em all, some of them are gonna be prettier than others.

MERTON
04-06-04, 12:59 PM
that nekked ridin has to chafe... just imagine if ya fell and something go caught in the spokes :eek:

Dude
04-06-04, 01:38 PM
And now for something completely different (and very strange): On June 12, 2004, cyclists in Vancouver, London, San Francisco, Chicago, Apeldoorn, Montreal, among a number of other cities, will be riding naked to protest against oil dependency and, according to organisers, "celebrate the power and individuality of our bodies."

In what is being hailed as "the world's largest naked event since the dawn of the textile industry", the organisation's message is one of simplification, human harmony and love. "For a future to exist for tomorrows generations, we have to stop wasting the life blood energy of the Earth, stop fighting and killing in the name of consumerist wealth accumulation and learn to love and respect all life on this planet."
For more information, go to: www.worldnakedbikeride.org.



Uh I didn't write that......

MERTON
04-06-04, 01:41 PM
most cyclists aren't fat and gross.... right?