Foo - the flatulent thread

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pgoat
12-03-08, 02:20 PM
Your reply can have nothing to do with the post that preceeds it.

pgoat
12-03-08, 02:21 PM
I predict this thread won't be resurrected in two or three years.
USAZorro
12-03-08, 02:21 PM
Finally. Something I excel at. :innocent:

pgoat
12-03-08, 02:21 PM
Brap
USAZorro
12-03-08, 02:23 PM
tweeeeeedudeeeeedudeeeeeepbtttttpbtttttpbttttttttt
ModoVincere
12-03-08, 02:23 PM
Dammit, the bathrooms are being cleaned again!
pgoat
12-03-08, 02:24 PM
foof!
jsharr
12-03-08, 02:27 PM
boooommmmmmmmmmmmm
bluebottle1
12-03-08, 02:28 PM
Silent but deadly.
jsharr
12-03-08, 02:29 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/Morphthecat/fart-40825.jpg
substructure
12-03-08, 02:30 PM
I'll never forget that I once saw the word "phooze" used as a flatulent noise in a Mad Magazine a long time ago.

Phooze?
jsharr
12-03-08, 02:32 PM
George Carlin I belief came up with the following:

the fizz, the fazz, the fizzy fazz, the rip****, the snorter, the tear ass and the one that goes boom.
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 02:34 PM
pfffffft
trsidn
12-03-08, 02:34 PM
Tippy, did you fart?
pgoat
12-03-08, 02:47 PM
I'll never forget that I once saw the word "phooze" used as a flatulent noise in a Mad Magazine a long time ago.

Fooz?

Fartedify
TechKnowGN
12-03-08, 02:49 PM
excuse me, accidentally lost control of my bowels, and broke wind. A thousand pardons.
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 02:50 PM
excuse me, accidentally lost control of my bowels, and broke wind. A thousand pardons.

Wait, you pooped and farted?!? nice...
pgoat
12-03-08, 02:58 PM
I also predict no women will ever post here
CbadRider
12-03-08, 02:59 PM
YouTube - Beano Commercial
pgoat
12-03-08, 03:00 PM
I LOVE our new President:D:D
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 03:01 PM
I also predict no women will ever post here

fail
pgoat
12-03-08, 03:03 PM
fail

hey, it worked, didn't it?;)
kaotikgrl
12-03-08, 03:13 PM
pppfffff







but mine don't smell :innocent:

pull my finger (http://www.fartingguy.com/pull-my-finger.html)
Wordbiker
12-03-08, 03:44 PM
Mine smell like roses.






Roses that have been on the compost pile a while.
CbadRider
12-03-08, 04:11 PM
Mine smell like roses.



More like a Carrion Flower I bet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion_flower
Hickeydog
12-03-08, 04:14 PM
YouTube - Family Guy (farting contest)
pgoat
12-03-08, 05:23 PM
pull my finger (http://www.fartingguy.com/pull-my-finger.html)

omg...ok, that made it into the bookmarks:D
pgoat
12-03-08, 05:24 PM
YouTube - Family Guy (farting contest) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w90CZM7FOQ&feature=related)

I think Moore was a little flat
pgoat
12-03-08, 05:26 PM
More like a Carrion Flower I bet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion_flower

the external link (http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0602.htm) is pretty cool too.....not sure why you'd want to know these, unless to avoid. Or maybe send to someone 'special':innocent:
pgoat
12-03-08, 08:24 PM
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v498/44/64/1527595463/n1527595463_30098920_7479.jpg
cyclokitty
12-03-08, 08:29 PM
It was the cat.
pgoat
12-03-08, 08:34 PM
the lilacs make it all nice 'n' flowery
jsharr
12-03-08, 08:35 PM
what's brown and sounds like a bell?
artifice
12-03-08, 08:38 PM
this thread makes me wish i didn't have smell-o-vision
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 08:44 PM
what's brown and sounds like a bell?

I don't know. What is brown and sounds like a bell?
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 08:45 PM
this thread makes me wish i didn't have smell-o-vision

See, that's a feature I just don't understand why Apple makes. :p
pgoat
12-03-08, 08:52 PM
I don't know. What is brown and sounds like a bell?

i know (gotta scroll in about 60%) (http://phillipeno.com/mp3/OHYEAH/AQUickOne.mp3)
jsharr
12-03-08, 08:53 PM
i don't know. What is brown and sounds like a bell?

dung!!!!!
pgoat
12-03-08, 08:54 PM
:D nice one
jsharr
12-03-08, 08:56 PM
i stole it from Monty Python.
pgoat
12-03-08, 08:59 PM
Ahh

I'm about to watch an excellent A&E docu on the Crusades narrated by Terry Jones.....seen it before, good stuff.
stevesurf
12-03-08, 09:07 PM
Flame on!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/78473716_2be0d3afe9.jpg?v=0
http://bp0.blogger.com/_m6_Wztviefg/R1YBXgUKdXI/AAAAAAAAADk/NzDnw1rvuaY/s400/fart.jpg
http://wendyzukerman.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fart-molecules1.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l300/R4D1O/flame_fart.jpg

Be careful, or your fart flames may get the best of you:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/amc0696l.jpg

Everyone likes a good fart:

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/fart.jpg

Even the kitties know a smelly bush fart:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128344536516093750alrightwhof.jpg
pgoat
12-03-08, 09:15 PM
This thread will never die now:D
free_pizza
12-03-08, 09:20 PM
Kenny Vs. Spenny - Biggest Fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpRthRsWkXo)
pgoat
12-03-08, 09:22 PM
http://members.fortunecity.com/chippy3/episodes/SCAN24.gif
Durward_Kirby
12-03-08, 09:41 PM
Farting is a form of foreplay....

http://lynnforbessculpture.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/ske_couch_potato_lg.297140831_std.jpg
stevesurf
12-03-08, 09:42 PM
Do you know how quickly a fart can overcome the flight deck of a Concorde?

I'll have to dig up the old photo. :innocent:
Durward_Kirby
12-03-08, 09:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7BrkUIVL8E
pgoat
12-03-08, 09:46 PM
we'll be waiting:D
Tude
12-04-08, 08:04 AM
Two of the best

Driveby Fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ouT1UKPiNg)

Jurassic Fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfIDpset2I)