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crackerjab
12-03-08, 02:35 PM
There are some people I know, especially some extended family members, that no matter what you say or do they either have done it, have it, or know someone who has done it or has it.

Now, you have to one up the person above you.


I have 37 pairs of shoes.

chrys9989
12-03-08, 02:44 PM
I have 82 ties.
CbadRider
12-03-08, 02:45 PM
I have 100 pairs of earrings.

DannoXYZ
12-03-08, 02:47 PM
I just installed an HP EVA5000 with 98 drives to store all my videos. :)
pgoat
12-03-08, 02:48 PM
I have 7 fedoras
Siu Blue Wind
12-03-08, 02:48 PM
I still have the 8 track player to my Chevelle.

Hmmph.

Take THAT! :notamused:
Serendipper
12-03-08, 02:48 PM
I have three testicles.



Close thread.
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 02:49 PM
I have three testicles.



Close thread.

I have 3 legs....:innocent:
trsidn
12-03-08, 02:51 PM
I still have the 8 track player to my Chevelle.

Hmmph.

Take THAT! :notamused:

I have 8 track tapes to play in it!
substructure
12-03-08, 02:53 PM
My boss had his picture taken with Chuck Norris
huhenio
12-03-08, 02:55 PM
I have two frame pumps
pgoat
12-03-08, 02:55 PM
I have three nipples.



Close thread.

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsM/12296-12135.gif
ModoVincere
12-03-08, 02:55 PM
I always have one up for certain foosters.:innocent:
CbadRider
12-03-08, 02:56 PM
I have two frame pumps

So do I!

I have two day-glo Fred vests.
chrys9989
12-03-08, 02:56 PM
I have 8 track tapes to play in it!

Wow you people are old. lol:innocent:
Brian T.
12-03-08, 02:56 PM
I have 3 nipples.
huhenio
12-03-08, 02:57 PM
So do I!

I have two day-glo Fred vests.


I have 4 pairs of bike shoes
UnsafeAlpine
12-03-08, 02:57 PM
I always have one up for certain foosters.:innocent:

ah...thanks, man....
huhenio
12-03-08, 03:05 PM
50 new motorcycles on inventory
Serendipper
12-03-08, 03:11 PM
I always have one up for certain foosters.:innocent:


Middle fingers do not count!
LSPlo
12-03-08, 03:13 PM
http://ui27.gamespot.com/1722/1upmushroom_4.png
Serendipper
12-03-08, 03:23 PM
I also have an extra bone on top of my right foot.


Come on people...three balls and a bone! What do I win? I know I won.


Close thread.
Falkon
12-03-08, 03:28 PM
I have over 100 vinyl LPs
CbadRider
12-03-08, 03:28 PM
I have 18 pomegranates on my tree.
HardyWeinberg
12-03-08, 03:30 PM
I have over 100 vinyl LPs

I'm sure I've got at least 1000 uh in my mom's cellar...
Lamplight
12-03-08, 03:30 PM
I have a walnut tree.
crackerjab
12-03-08, 03:32 PM
My parents have a pecan tree.
DannoXYZ
12-03-08, 03:33 PM
I've got three walnut trees, two orange trees, a plum tree, 27 banana plants, a basil, mint, cilantro mini-forest. Working on a pineapple plant right now...
DocM
12-03-08, 03:40 PM
I have 5,000 books and not enough bookshelf space.
crackerjab
12-03-08, 03:42 PM
I've got 5,000 books on tape and no tape player.
Serendipper
12-03-08, 03:43 PM
I have 5,000 books and not enough bookshelf space.



pics?


I love books.
ModoVincere
12-03-08, 05:18 PM
My parents have a pecan tree.

I have 4 pecan trees in my back yard...and all the squirrels that come with them.
nekohime
12-03-08, 05:21 PM
I have a pigeon that attacks squirrels.
Wordbiker
12-03-08, 05:25 PM
I have a cat that eats pigeons and squirrels.
redirekib
12-03-08, 05:54 PM
I've had enough
Serendipper
12-03-08, 05:55 PM
I have a pigeon that attacks squirrels.



Well, don't that beat all?





pics?
redirekib
12-03-08, 05:57 PM
I've been married for 29 years - top that.
x136
12-03-08, 05:58 PM
I still have the 8 track player to my Chevelle.I have 8 track tapes to play in it!Aww, it's a match made in... uhh, 1972.
nekohime
12-03-08, 06:02 PM
Well, don't that beat all?





pics?

I never have my camera when he does it!! But he does not like anyone or anything he is not familiar with and will huff at them and/or rush them--squirrels, other birds, even human guests.
Lamplight
12-03-08, 06:32 PM
I have all of this food (and TP):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/lamplightsg/DSCN0246.jpg
Serendipper
12-03-08, 06:33 PM
I see lettuce and peanut butter...but where is the rest of the food? Stop holding out on us!
Lamplight
12-03-08, 06:34 PM
Dude, there's everything you need for a balanced breakfast. Including sliced turkey and peanut butter.
Grumpy McTrumpy
12-03-08, 06:35 PM
I have food AND beer :P
ModoVincere
12-03-08, 06:36 PM
I have all of this food (and TP):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/lamplightsg/DSCN0246.jpg

Holy Crap! You expecting an ice storm or something?
Gogga Logga
12-03-08, 06:38 PM
Tonight I am feasting on beer-battered donkey testicles.
Lamplight
12-03-08, 06:39 PM
Holy Crap! You expecting an ice storm or something?

No, that's just a normal week's worth of groceries for my brother and I. :innocent: (Actually, we normally get a wider variety of things, but that particular week we already had some of it.)
Serendipper
12-03-08, 06:41 PM
Good thing you got the 12-pack of Angel Soft. You will be needing it. Enjoy your fibercopia!
Lamplight
12-03-08, 06:42 PM
Alright, alright, how about this instead. I have this commute:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v214/lamplightsg/?action=view&current=DSCN0232.flv
Grumpy McTrumpy
12-03-08, 06:43 PM
Tonight I am feasting on beer-battered donkey testicles.

wow that's sorta one-up..... on opposite day
Hocam
12-03-08, 06:44 PM
I have an overwhelming sense of self importance.