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For team Livestrong Astotto.

zomg Lance is looking fat

he better step up and drop that baggage

Can we stop posting lance threads now?

can we stop posting lance threads now?

+1,000,000.5

For team Livestrong Astotto.

I think I see Zubeldia back there, so this should be Astotto-kadi. And, for those tired of the Lance threads, remember...its going to get worse before it gets better.

Much worse.

Still looking for that Lance pic from the Texas TTT race... The one where he looks ripped.

Can we stop posting lance threads now?

As much as I agree with you we both know that will never happen. It's like asking lemmings not to jump off the cliff....

haha, how about a sticky for all things lance? that would probably clean things up a bit. as namenda said, it'll get worse before it gets better.

Can we stop posting lance threads now?

Nope. Get used to it, it's only going to get worse.

I wouldn't mind as much, except that his fans are CONSTANTLY staring at his body and making comments about his pecs, his quads, etc.

As if this sport hasn't got enough of a gay image. I'm taking up figure skating.

http://www.skate.org/can/pix/toller-silver.gif

zomg using SRAM.
When does he retire again?

Can I stop posting to lance threads now?

Fixed

makes me wonder if most cyclists are not gay, every lance forum i click on there is someone saying, OMG he is so ripped, how ever did he get those glutes in them shorts, or wow I never realized how big his arms are! I have no problems with gay people, just maybe there should be a sticky for all things lance + gay.

Here's a helpful hint for the whiney:

Mouse over the the thread title. You can read the text-tip summary and if you see the word 'Lance', 'Livestrong' or something that will clue you in that it's a 'Lance' thread - move along.

I have the amazing ability to only read what I want to.

makes me wonder if most cyclists are not gay, every lance forum i click on there is someone saying, OMG he is so ripped, how ever did he get those glutes in them shorts, or wow I never realized how big his arms are! I have no problems with gay people, just maybe there should be a sticky for all things lance + gay.

Look, just because someone shaves their legs, wears tight lycra, lubes their ass and carefully scrutinizes the body of their male hero in every single picture the press publishes, and agonizes over every aspect of their personal life does not make them gay.


The word is bisexual.

http://www.polyfro.com/images/40yearold-1.jpg

http://www.polyfro.com/images/40yearold-1.jpg

^^^help don't understand the reference

^^^help don't understand the reference

See the movie.

Look, just because someone shaves their legs, wears tight lycra, lubes their ass and carefully scrutinizes the body of their male hero in every single picture the press publishes, and agonizes over every aspect of their personal life does not make them gay.


The word is bicurious.

fixed.

http://www.polyfro.com/images/40yearold-1.jpg

Yes...Lance listens to Coldplay.

See the movie.

nevermind

I'd rather ride my bike for two hours.

Yes...Lance fans listen to Coldplay.

fixed.

Yes...Lance listens to Coldplay.

^fairly random, but I like it

nevermind

I'd rather ride my bike for two hours.

You should actually sit down with the woman and watch it. Teh funnay for sure. You might end up with abdominal pain from laughing.

You should actually sit down with the woman and watch it. Teh funnay for sure. You might end up with abdominal pain from laughing.

She's going through a pyscho-thriller phase right now. We've watched Untraceable, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal in the last 5 days. On Deck-- Red Dragon.

She's going through a pyscho-thriller phase right now. We've watched Untraceable, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal in the last 5 days. On Deck-- Red Dragon.

She's into pathetically bad psychological thrillers?

She's into pathetically bad psychological thrillers?

:roflmao2:

Being on a budget for all things except cycling -- we have been taking advantage of Netflix, and public library rentals--you know like free?:thumb:

:roflmao2:

Being on a budget for all things except cycling -- we have been taking advantage of Netflix, and public library rentals--you know like free?:thumb:

see if this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117883/) is available.

He's got Old Man Scowl Lines. Can't you just see him yelling "Hey kids get offa my lawn!" as he rides by?

:roflmao2:

Being on a budget for all things except cycling -- we have been taking advantage of Netflix, and public library rentals--you know like free?:thumb:

Free? The public library, while not FREE, is super cheap. $2 for new releases and $1 for everything else. :thumb:

She's going through a pyscho-thriller phase right now. We've watched Untraceable, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal in the last 5 days. On Deck-- Red Dragon.

Oh, the new Netflix picks came in last night and I'm switchin' it up. You get to watch Sex and the City, Finding Sarah Marshall and 88 Minutes. :p

see if this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117883/) is available.

....and if not that, this (http://www.kinoeye.org/02/03/smuts03.php).

Oh, the new Netflix picks came in last night and I'm switchin' it up. You get to watch Sex and the City, Finding Sarah Marshall and 88 Minutes. :p

That's a lot of estrogen and one crap film.

You're not passing up on Se7en are you? Just making sure you get the psycho thriller done right in there. It's actually my favorite movie of all time. I like intervals too.

Or try this one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048424/); even though it's old, it's damn scary.

I like the pic. It's great.... lol I love these forums. They are so... um... on topic!

Screw that stuff. Rent this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/). Cause a life lived without witnessing the brilliance of Bruce Campbell is...well, probably spent in more productive fashion. But it's a fun movie, so just watch the damn thing.

the best vampire movie ever came out recently... it's swedish i think... Let the Right One In, very good one!

The Ring gave me nightmares. The Ring 2 almost killed me.

What are we talking about, again?

http://www.elizabethkreutz.com/main.php click on armstrong return in the menu and look at the last 20. this guy is in ridiculous shape. its scary.

are you going to have wet drea......i mean nightmares he's so scary? get off his d!*k already. Is he the only 37 y.o. in shape in this world? heck no!

I am probably the biggest hater on this earth but I must give credit where credit is due. You deserve none. Now if it were Chancellera you were talking about, I would ask you to man dance.

Chancellara? Swiiiiiiiiiing and a miss.

Screw that stuff. Rent this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/). Cause a life lived without witnessing the brilliance of Bruce Campbell is...well, probably spent in more productive fashion. But it's a fun movie, so just watch the damn thing.

I love that movie..my wife even thinks it's funny. Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

man dance + e muscles, love it. I just think people obsessing over another mans physical characteristics not gay, but bisexual (as I was corrected earlier)

@whitemax are you a professional photographer?

The Shining, hands down for flat out freak out.

@whitemax are you a professional photographer?

I took that pic during an attack from the back. Just look at their faces, their in awe of my chiseled chest and huge biceps :) Nope, not a professional photographer, credit goes to Velo News.

O' I was hoping to find another Photog on the forums. O' well.

If you want a psychological thriller get this (http://www.flipsidemovies.com/vanishing.html).

Don't go and read anything else on it as some of the reviews I have seen of it are full of spoilers and will stuff up the ending for you.

Also, the book it was based on was written by Tim 'The Rider' Krabbe.

Don't get it mixed up with the sht American remake.

Oh, the new Netflix picks came in last night and I'm switchin' it up. You get to watch Sex and the City, Finding Sarah Marshall and 88 Minutes. :p

Forgetting Sarah Marshall was freaking hilarious...I just went from six to midnight. :roflmao2: