Foo - Girl at the library

So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.

mkay.

Talk to her. Don't chicken out like a punk-*****

HTFU and JDI.

You need to allow multiple responses in the poll.

I vote for: She's probably into chicks, go talk to her.

So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.


What are you waiting for?

East Hill

Well, the haven't showered for a day option should more like two weeks. And besides, it's the library.

Did you just say you haven't showered in TWO WEEKS?

Ewwwwww.

No running water

No running waterWhat? Where do you l-- ohhhh, Alabama. Well, she probably hasn't showered in a fortnight either!

Chicks. :D

Chicks. :DAre you saying that he should dress up like a (stinky) chick before he attempts to hit on her?

Are you saying that he should dress up like a (stinky) chick before he attempts to hit on her?

If she's into chicks, that might help. I'm not sure if anything can help someone who is stinky though. Unless she has a cold.

If she's into chicks, that might help. I'm not sure if anything can help someone who is stinky though. Unless she has a cold.Maybe she's really into stink. Maybe she stinks, and is looking for a stinky soulmate.

Maybe she's really into stink. Maybe she stinks, and is looking for a stinky soulmate.

That could be. I'm sure the OP could take a few steps forward to see if this is the case. Stinky soulmate...:lol:

Do it FlatMaster, go talk to her or you'll end up on the "what are your regrets." thread.

That could be. I'm sure the OP could take a few steps forward to see if this is the case. Stinky soulmate...:lol:Maybe their stink auras are so perfectly right for each other that the combined atmosphere smells like a garden full of flowers.

Maybe their stink auras are so perfectly right for each other that the combined atmosphere smells like a garden full of flowers.

Oooh a pheremone phenomenon!

Use the remote Vulcan mind meld technique. Pon far without the bonsoir

what's your religon on frame materials? if steel is real, go ask her to marry you. otherwise there's no future so forget about it.

pheremone phenomenon!Say that ten times fast while not bathing!

Say that ten times fast while not bathing!

Hell, I can't even say it once while clean.

Use the remote Vulcan mind meld technique."Oh crap oh crap oh crap! I think I screwed up big time! The mind meld is the one where you pinch their neck, right? Oh crap, she won't wake up, what do I do?!"

Hell, I can't even say it once while clean.It's a little easier when greased up with filth.

Oh puleeeze don't go over there all stankified. It's just sooooooo not cool.

What? Where do you l-- ohhhh, Alabama. Well, she probably hasn't showered in a fortnight either!


hey !:mad::mad::mad:

Wellp, too late now.

What, you know this gal, Court?

Wellp, too late now.

Foo does it again!:D

What did you do? Nothing?!

am from, and currently in Alabama!

Its kind of early so Im not too awake but I
think a Beavis and Butthead imitation with a smart
witty remark might be appropriate in this situation.

Did you know most men wouldn't talk to the woman?

Do you know how easy it is for YOU to talk to her?

"Nice shirt...are you into bikes?"

Did you know most men wouldn't talk to the woman?

Do you know how easy it is for YOU to talk to her?

"Nice shirt...are you into bikes?"

True that.

You should have talked to her. You had nothing to loose.

"hey, nice shirt. do you like bikes? me too. I actually have to run right now, but maybe we can chat later?"

this way, you don't spend too much time next to her when you're stinky.

When in doubt, whip it out.

Hit it & quit it.

Now with those to priceless bits of advice out of the way, go talk to her. Just ask her if she rides and for how long. ;)

Every female I've met while stinky and on my bike* has offered to personally help me with my hygene.

If you know wut I mean.



*the bike counts, why else would you be stinking?

So here I sit at the library. I notice a girl sitting accross from me with a bicycle shirt on. Simply an old-school steelframe roadie.

Introduce her to me.

OP didn't do anything, is my bet. Now she'll be on Craigslist under "girl w/ bike shirt in library"!

When in doubt, whip it out.

Hit it & quit it.

Now with those to priceless bits of advice out of the way, go talk to her. Just ask her if she rides and for how long. ;)

OH gawd. You are SUCH a guy....:rolleyes:

Every female I've met while stinky and on my bike* has offered to personally help me with my hygene.

If you know wut I mean.Sprays you with her water bottle and rides off?

OH gawd. You are SUCH a guy....:rolleyes:

Or am i? ;)

:lol:

Alright this is what you do... It may be corny but it usually works
-since it's all quiet you ask her ,"How much does the polar bear weigh?"
-then she will say "I don't know" or look at you funny
-then you say "enough to break the ice, hi im ----add your name here----- and extend you hand
-this works 60% of the time all the time
-cover up the stench with some sex-panther???

Alright this is what you do... It may be corny but it usually works
-since it's all quiet you ask her ,"How much does the polar bear weigh?"
-then she will say "I don't know" or look at you funny
-then you say "enough to break the ice, hi im ----add your name here----- and extend you hand
-this works 60% of the time all the time
-cover up the stench with some sex-panther???
I am usually a huge fan of cheesy pick-up lines (and still use them on my wife), but that is THE DUMBEST thing I have EVER heard/read.

I am usually a huge fan of cheesy pick-up lines (and still use them on my wife), but that is THE DUMBEST thing I have EVER heard/read.

LOL I'm sorry, but I have to agree with this! :lol:

I am usually a huge fan of cheesy pick-up lines (and still use them on my wife), but that is THE DUMBEST thing I have EVER heard/read.

hey, whatever trips your trigger or rocks your boat...just a cheesy/overcorny idea:lol:

Bring a hot chic with you as wingman. Go for a threesome in the biology section...

Bring a hot chic with you as wingman. Go for a threesome in the biology section...

Study in anatomy?

No running water

You're in a Library man. Walk into the bathroom. Grab a paper towel. Turn on the water. Dispense soap. Wipe yourself. Many times.

Then, and ONLY then, go talk to the girl about how cool her bicycle shirt is.

Bring a hot chic with you as wingman. Go for a threesome in the biology section...

Danno always has the most correct answers when it comes to things of this nature.