Foo - Not Pirate

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Doohickie
12-05-08, 05:00 PM
Discuss. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkOzCcVK7U)


USAZorro
12-05-08, 05:03 PM
If everyone was a pirate, being a pirate wouldn't be special.

Doohickie
12-05-08, 05:04 PM
As special as the guy in the link?


UnsafeAlpine
12-05-08, 05:06 PM
arrrrrgh...He killed me mate...

USAZorro
12-05-08, 05:08 PM
As special as the guy in the link?

Ninja's. (where's the turn your head and spit disdainfully smiley?). The Ninja wouldn't make it past either my goldfish or my mighty shih-tzus. :twitchy:

UnsafeAlpine
12-05-08, 05:12 PM
Ninja's. (where's the turn your head and spit disdainfully smiley?). The Ninja wouldn't make it past either my goldfish or my mighty shih-tzus. :twitchy:
Ninjas are sissies. They have to sneak around to kill anyone. A pirate, on the other hand, will tell you straight up he's gonna kill you.

USAZorro
12-05-08, 05:20 PM
Ninjas are sissies. They have to sneak around to kill anyone. A pirate, on the other hand, will tell you straight up he's gonna kill you.

Exactly. They are like passive-aggressive samurai - but lacking in honor altogether.

Grumpy McTrumpy
12-05-08, 05:29 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ab4e1b1d60/ninja-cat-from-that-happened

Doohickie
12-05-08, 05:52 PM
Ninja cat? Huh?

apricissimus
12-05-08, 07:08 PM
I feel like the whole pirate thing is becoming less amusing with the news stories about real pirates of the coast of Somalia.

Ka_Jun
12-08-08, 10:22 AM
Somalia, man read this (http://www.amazon.com/Dangerous-Waters-Modern-Piracy-Terror/dp/0452284139/ref=sr_1_1/175-1095167-4623524?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228756945&sr=1-1)...this has been going on a very long time.

avmanansala
12-08-08, 12:33 PM
I have a theory that if a cargo/tanker ship was sailed by a mercenary force of former spec war operators with experience in a maritime environment and given a free fire zone to eradicate pirates, they could have this whole pirate thing cleaned up pretty quickly. Dogging behind the cargo/tanker could be a diesel boat (and by boat I mean submarine) watching the cargo/tanker's six and remove the mother duck launching the rubber ducks.

It could be called Operation Following Sea.

(I read too much Marcinko (http://www.dickmarcinko.com/Bio.aspx) and McNabb (http://www.andymcnab.co.uk/bio.php?p=1).)

Ka_Jun
12-08-08, 12:37 PM
Exactly. They are like passive-aggressive samurai - but lacking in honor altogether.

Bushido is overrated. Pinoy will just gank you over the head w/ a brick when your back is turned. Aint no Jedi in a street melee.

TechKnowGN
12-08-08, 01:18 PM
Jedi in street melee still have the force. BTW, I thought Order 66 was BS. No way a lot of those Jedi wouldnt have survived.

Ka_Jun
12-08-08, 01:24 PM
Jedi in street melee still have the force. BTW, I thought Order 66 was BS. No way a lot of those Jedi wouldnt have survived.

Disagreement. How you gonna use the Force if someone puts one in your brainpan from behind? I buy Order 66, Rothlisberger isn't going to expect his entire O line plus receivers to jump him after the snap.

USAZorro
12-08-08, 02:20 PM
Bushido is overrated. Pinoy will just gank you over the head w/ a brick when your back is turned. Aint no Jedi in a street melee.

Not like they'd be able to steal an Olympic medal from me or anything. :p :D

Hickeydog
12-08-08, 02:51 PM
:wtf: