Jokes & Humor - Phrases that anger me

Actually, you do. Having the cake requires having the benefits of the cake -- otherwise it is worthless. The main benefit of a cake, as I see it, is a short term satisfaction of hunger, something you can only get from eating it.
Maybe it should be " you can't eat your cake & have it too" that would be a more logical selection of words. On the other hand if you don't eat the cake because you hate the F/ing stuff you could use it for barter & maybe swap it for a cold sausage with a workmate at smoko :rolleyes:

I've got one:

When people say "If worse comes to worse..." CrackA$$, it's "If worst comes to WORSE!"

Maybe it should be " you can't eat your cake & have it too" that would be a more logical selection of words.

But again, to have the cake's benefits you basically have to eat it. Well, I suppose you could use it as currency in a barter exchange, but does anyone really acquire a cake for that purpose? More to the point, if that were more common would we not have people saying "you can't have your cake and swap it, too"?

More to the point, if that were more common would we not have people saying "you can't have your cake and swap it, too"?
" you can't eat your cake & swap it too" might be better . but of course while all this debate is going on someone might steal the cake ! (you can steal the cake & eat it too !!) but then that makes a lie out of the saying "that realy takes the biscuit" when all the time it was meant to be "that realy takes the cake"
PS. I think its about time I went back to work ! "the devil finds work for idle hands" ect

What is the going exchange rate for cake anyway?

New addition: any phrase that states the obvious. Example; Trying to open the ID card operated door downstairs, but its broken, girl at the front desk comes and opens it, and promptly says, "The door must be broken!" NO ****!!!

What is the going exchange rate for cake anyway?

i want a cake.

What is the going exchange rate for cake anyway?

1 pound to a cake I think?

"no public restroom"

when they list an athlete as 'day to day'. aren't we all day to day?
the overused word 'amazing'
basically
the term clipless pedals. clipless?
tasty CHUNKS of beef. that does not seem tasty

I have to say this thread really takes the cake.