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Grumpy McTrumpy
12-13-08, 05:10 PM
discuss.


Hickeydog
12-13-08, 05:11 PM
There is no humor.

Grumpy McTrumpy
12-13-08, 05:13 PM
no ice cream truck Hickeydog?


UnsafeAlpine
12-13-08, 05:14 PM
someone peed in Hickey's Wheaties today...

Wordbiker
12-13-08, 05:39 PM
Nothing detected yet.

crackerjab
12-13-08, 05:58 PM
Nothing here.

patentcad
12-13-08, 06:00 PM
Humor is over rated.

Shadiyah
12-13-08, 06:01 PM
If you laugh, then it is.

Hickeydog
12-13-08, 06:13 PM
someone peed in Hickey's Wheaties today...

Hickeydog doesn't eat Wheaties.

CarrieIRO
12-13-08, 06:53 PM
poo and booger are funny words

UnsafeAlpine
12-13-08, 07:12 PM
poo and booger are funny words

:lol:

pgoat
12-13-08, 07:12 PM
Personally I prefer the good kind

http://www.berlinerfoods.com/images/old_fashioned_truck.gif

BananaTugger
12-13-08, 07:15 PM
Hickeydog doesn't eat Wheaties.

Speaking in the third person.

We might be on to something.

x136
12-13-08, 07:26 PM
The human body is filled with four basic substances, called humors, which are in balance when a person is healthy. All diseases and disabilities result from an excess or deficit of one of these four humors. The four humors are identified as follows: black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood.

CarrieIRO
12-13-08, 07:29 PM
The human body is filled with four basic substances, called humors, which are in balance when a person is healthy. All diseases and disabilities result from an excess or deficit of one of these four humors. The four humors are identified as follows: black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood.

buzz kill

UnsafeAlpine
12-13-08, 07:35 PM
The human body is filled with four basic substances, called humors, which are in balance when a person is healthy. All diseases and disabilities result from an excess or deficit of one of these four humors. The four humors are identified as follows: black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood.

Are you skilled in the art of 19th century fake medicine?

CarrieIRO
12-13-08, 07:38 PM
poo

haha I said poo

(just wanted to bring the humor back...):roflmao2:

pgoat
12-13-08, 07:39 PM
My feet are really big

x136
12-13-08, 07:41 PM
Are you skilled in the art of 19th century fake medicine?I have a jar of leeches in my pocket. Free to the first five sickies!

CarrieIRO
12-13-08, 07:41 PM
My feet are really big

you know what they say about a dude with big feet.......big shoes

x136
12-13-08, 07:44 PM
My http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/7201/4243qp9.jpg is really bigAnd you can not lie?

pgoat
12-13-08, 07:45 PM
you know what they say about a dude with big feet.......big crocssaints

Francophiled it for you.....not that i am hung up on the French.

pgoat
12-13-08, 07:46 PM
And you can not lie?

Only about eating hairy asses

UnsafeAlpine
12-13-08, 07:47 PM
I have a jar of leeches in my pocket. Free to the first five sickies!

Not for the faint of heart. (http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html)

pgoat
12-13-08, 07:48 PM
I'm not clicking...I am gonna go eat dessert now.....*urp*

UnsafeAlpine
12-13-08, 07:49 PM
I'm not clicking...I am gonna go eat dessert now.....*urp*

clicking on it may have an effect on appetite.

CarrieIRO
12-13-08, 07:50 PM
Not for the faint of heart. (http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html)

Damn! Thats sick! Not funny, but sick!

x136
12-13-08, 07:53 PM
Not for the faint of heart. (http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html)I've heard about the maggot thing before. It's pretty awesome, I think. Though judging by that picture, it's a very good thing they cover the whole thing with gauze. It ain't a pretty procedure.

Wordbiker
12-13-08, 08:28 PM
Funny...

http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/1487_kolo.jpg
...but also dirty.

Hickeydog
12-13-08, 08:30 PM
:lol:

EAT THAT MUD!!!

CarrieIRO
12-13-08, 08:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mie9hhQTUM


hahaha gotta love the cowbell:roflmao2:

x136
12-13-08, 08:35 PM
Funny...Wow, I made a "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" image out of that exact picture a long ol' time ago. (Over a year and a half, if the "last modified on" date of the file on my computer is to be believed.)

pgoat
12-13-08, 08:45 PM
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/1487_kolo.jpg


om nom nom nom nom nom nom

jsharr
12-13-08, 09:21 PM
if the post contains any reference to jsharr, it is inherently non funny, except to me.

UnsafeAlpine
12-13-08, 09:22 PM
is jsharr a replacement swear word? I'm gonna jsharr that motherjsharrer..

jsharr
12-13-08, 09:22 PM
I have a jar of leeches in my pocket. Free to the first five sickies!

Theodoric x136 of York does not sound intrinsically medieval to my ears.

x136
12-13-08, 09:31 PM
Theodoric x136 of York does not sound intrinsically medieval to my ears.I wasn't called that in the 18th century. I only gained that nickname in the late 20th.

Wordbiker
12-14-08, 09:52 AM
http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-Your-Sense-of-Humor

MrCrassic
12-14-08, 11:21 AM
durp

botto
12-14-08, 11:24 AM
discuss.

the moment it needs to be defined and discussed is the moment that it is n longer humor.

duh.

pgoat
12-14-08, 11:25 AM
the moment it needs to be defined and discussed is the moment that it is no longer humor.



duh.

pgoat
12-14-08, 11:26 AM
That was funny cause i used your own words against you.

wait...now it's not funny anymore.....:(

mickey85
12-14-08, 11:38 AM
Not for the faint of heart. (http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html)

I really hope that


Pam Mitchell expressed a similar sentiment about the maggots that saved her life. "When I first saw them, I didn't want anything to do with them." But they sort of grew on herwas unintentional. now THAT would be funny.


And as an aside, I think I'd rather cut my own foot off with a rusty scalpel and no anesthetic than feel the creepy crawlies living in there...

MrCrassic
12-14-08, 08:43 PM
Quick humour:

http://www.hanselman.com/blog/content/binary/lolcats-funny-pictures-leroy-jenkins.jpg

Slow humour:

YouTube - Charlie : Candy Mountain

Smart humour:

YouTube - Speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner (2006) p1

Dumb humour:

YouTube - Dane Cook - Public Restrooms

This one's just for kicks:

YouTube - Weird Al Yankovic Polkarama!

x136
12-15-08, 12:04 AM
Dumb humour:So that's Dane Cook, huh? Hmm. Can't say I'd agree with sullying the good name of "dumb humor" with that.

Wordbiker
12-15-08, 12:35 AM
So that's Dane Cook, huh? Hmm. Can't say I'd agree with sullying the good name of "any inkling of humor" with that.

fify

x136
12-15-08, 12:38 AM
fifyThat's what I meant to imply, but I suppose it may not have been clear enough. Thanks.

Wordbiker
12-15-08, 12:44 AM
That's what I meant to imply, but I suppose it may not have been clear enough. Thanks.

Glad to assist.

Another tip: If it looks like Dane Cook...that's not it.

thadcombs
12-15-08, 02:42 AM
Also, that's Dane Cook a la 6 or 7 years ago

Wordbiker
12-15-08, 03:22 AM
Also, that's Dane Cook a la 6 or 7 years ago

Does he suck even more now?