Foo - Everything on earth should have a bottle opener.

Just moved, stuff is still in storage. Bought a case of beer. I think you see where this is heading.

The last time this happened, a friend's shoes had a built in bottle opener.


I think everything - shoes, bike wrenches, engagement rings - should have a built-in bottle opener.

I agree! I can never find one when I need it

Who needs a specialty tool? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmRQD07HV0&feature=related)

Bah, you'd be surprised what will work as a bottle opener in a pinch.


Who needs a specialty tool? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmRQD07HV0&feature=related)Okay, maybe not after watching that... and the related video of a woman opening a bottle with her chest.

I'm doing the hipster thing and bolting a bottle opener to that useless rear brake hole on my fixie. :D

I'm doing the hipster thing and bolting a bottle opener to that useless rear brake hole on my fixie. :DNice!

Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/x136/bicycles/IMG_3483.jpg

;)

I always have my swiss army knife, bottle opener plus corkscrew!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Y4AZZH2ZL._AA280_.jpg

Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/x136/bicycles/IMG_3483.jpg

;)

sweet

sweet

sweet and illegal.



But I concur.


Also, use a magazine to open a beer.

sweet and illegal.Bah. 'Tisn't.

Slightly more weight-weenie and aero, and less dangerous than carrying glass bottles around:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/x136/bicycles/IMG_3483.jpg

;)

ahearne cycles is a local Portland outfit, I've seen those flasks for sale at the handmade bike show

http://www.ahearnecycles.com/pages/flaskholster.html

ahearne cycles is a local Portland outfit, I've seen those flasks for sale at the handmade bike show

http://www.ahearnecycles.com/pages/flaskholster.htmlI bought both pieces from Joseph Ahearne at NAHBS. :)

Bah. 'Tisn't.



Ha. You haven't been detained and questioned in GA.:rolleyes:

What, you can't open a bottle with your teeth?

Ha. You haven't been detained and questioned in GA.:rolleyes:Nay, and not too likely to happen, I wouldn't think. :P

I've had a police officer inspect the bike very closely (close enough to write down the make and model of the bike as "Brooks Champion Special" :rolleyes:), and he didn't say a thing about the flask. Plus, bikes are of no consequence here.

Hell, I've even had company bigwigs see the bike parked in my office, and they're amused by the flask. :)

http://www.cool****youcanbuy.com/bikechain_bottle_opener.jpg

arg... got sniped... gime a sec... I'll fix it

...ok, here you go

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/RubenX_Longwood/bikechain_bottle_opener.jpg

or this...
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/06/swobo_bottle_opener_2.jpg

What, you can't open a bottle with your teeth?Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

That is what forearms are for.

Que?

That is what forearms are for.

You are one studdly chica... :eek:

You are one studdly chica... :eek:

Invited over to my place, BTW.

(Hope you like sitting on the floor).

Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.


They have to make a living too, y'know.

It just chips your teeth, it doesn't pull them out completely. I guess they could smooth over the chips.

I once saw a guy opened a bottle with his eye. Disgusting.

I'm betting it was a twist-off.

wait, aren't engagement rings bottle openers in themselves?

Protip: If you file your canines sharp, you can simply puncture the cap of the bottle and pour the beer out through the hole.

wait, aren't engagement rings bottle openers in themselves?They are if you get one of these as an engagement ring:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/ring_thing.jpg

You are one studdly chica... :eek:
It took me a few tries but it happened. I'm not gonna lie, it hurts.

Invited over to my place, BTW.
Okay, address?

Hah, just got teh bf's dad a money-clip/credit card holder/id holder with built-in bottle opener:

http://s7ondemand7.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/ML4275200_main?$fossil_pdpdetail$

I also like how the logo almost looks like the autobot insignia. :thumb:

It took me a few tries but it happened. I'm not gonna lie, it hurts.


You're talking a twisty cap, aren't you...

Is that what ....uh nevermind.

I can't imagine you'd be able to pull off a standard cap with a soft, fleshy forearm. At least, I'd hope not. Ow.

It took me a few tries but it happened. I'm not gonna lie, it hurts.

Okay, address?


590 Maple. I do have three varieties. BYOBO.

Hah, just got teh bf's dad a money-clip/credit card holder/id holder with built-in bottle opener:




A new category: Alcoholic/GQ/Nerd chic.

Is that what ....uh nevermind.


Dammit...it's those little mysteries in life that intruige me...

A new category: Alcoholic/GQ/Nerd chic.

I almost got one for myself :lol: But then again, my old wallet hasn't fallen completely apart quite yet. For a knock-off, it's held up pretty well.

Dammit...it's those little mysteries in life that intruige me...

Wut?:uh:

Wut?


huh?

Also, use a magazine to open a beer.



Done it. Thank you, Esquire!

The flat end of a Bic lighter also works the same way as the magazine method. Just make sure it's a full-size one!

Have opened a twist-off cap via the forearm method as well.

I may be a competitive cyclist, but I can still open a twist off the old-fashioned way, thank you very much.

I think I'm sticking to the vice-grips. (sic).

huh?

Yep.

Fuzz, it's difficult to believe you're simultaneously on your way over here and posting at the same time. Don't make me drink all this beer again.

Yep.



I am totally a mind reader.

Fuzz, it's difficult to believe you're simultaneously on your way over here and posting at the same time. Don't make me drink all this beer again.


When you find out she's underage, then you would have broken three laws.;)

I was hoping I wouldn't get arrested again tonight.

I was hoping I wouldn't get arrested again tonight.

you've already been arrested tonight?

What can I say, it's getting late.