Foo - I am such a good gift wrapper!

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2333/wrapping1gj9.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8233/wrapping2oh4.jpg

I've always thought I was pretty good so I decided to really challenge myself this time.

You were not supposed to say what it was till at least the 10th post... :\

You were not supposed to say what it was till at least the 10th post... :\

edited :D

hehe - those are usually the items I have left at the end and after looking at it, "wrapped out" with slumped shoulders - that's when I'd wrap it up like a tootsie roll, slam a ribbon on each end and should "I'M DONE"!!! :D


Oh I forgot to guess. It's a gift of ...... a new Christmas tree stand! ;)

OMG. How long did it take you to do that?

You ARE the best wrapper. Hands down.

is it a tree stand? I thought mebbe petrified octopus....or a solar thimble

Hee hee. I just used my super vision to see through the paper. Nobody would be able to guess what it is. :lol:

Your taste in hats, is........ um........... to my unpracticed eye, ....... shall we say....... somewhat lacking?

let me guess....

http://chemistry.csudh.edu/faculty/jim/cozaugo4-600/octopus.jpg

Your taste in hats, is........ um........... to my unpracticed eye, ....... shall we say....... somewhat lacking?

I think it's a rasta hat with neatly folded dreads.

http://www.gryphonart.com/images/rasta_hat2.jpg

I think it's a rasta hat with neatly folded dreads.

http://www.gryphonart.com/images/rasta_hat2.jpg

Please tell me that that is made of cake and that you ate that on Bob Marleys birthday.

I'm caucasian, I can't wrap.

Okay, Slim Shady.

Please tell me that that is made of cake and that you ate that on Bob Marleys birthday.

Caught me!

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7972/marleygz7.jpg

I might reveal the item if you have all given up guessing.

dude, it is a bob marley cake hat, admit it.

HAHAHA.. I know..., I know what it is... but I'm not telling! :D

OMG. How long did it take you to do that?

You ARE the best wrapper. Hands down.

It took me about 30 minutes, and waaaay too much tape.

HAHAHA.. I know..., I know what it is... but I'm not telling! :D

Yeah but I looked through the paper. You saw what he wrote then edited.

I might reveal the item if you have all given up guessing.

Let's see. Does it have something to do with the outside of a tree?

Is it a plotz?

is it a plopz?


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Ok- here's what it is:

http://shop.divadogapparel.com/images/12270693975461365693927.jpg

Its a dog's chew toy. There's a squeaker in every tentacle.

http://dererumnatura.us/archives/images/Squidbilles.gif

I wuz close

I was spot on! :innocent:

Ok- here's what it is:

http://shop.divadogapparel.com/images/12270693975461365693927.jpg

Its a dog's chew toy. There's a squeaker in every tentacle.

Ummm. It says on the TAG it's a dog toy. But what's he gonna do with that hole and the uh....teeth?? :twitchy:

Loved it when my doggy was a pup - people would give her presents, etc - and then I'd go home and extract all those squeaker thingees outta them. Nothing like being asleep and from under the covers start to hear all this squeaking --- cuz a certain little someone got up and brought back to bed a new favorite toy. :notamused:

If you loved that puppy, you would have wrapped the toy in bacon.

If you loved that puppy, you would have wrapped the toy in bacon.

i love this, tis kinda me

An Enigma Wrapped in Bacon

She's an enigma wrapped in bacon
She's truthful even when she's fakin'
Many hearts she has forsaken
And now, hers too is tossed and taken

She's a puzzle wrapped in pemmican
An inscrutable remonstration
Defenestrating the ugly American
Dancing naked with Pan in the Vatican

A conundrum enclosed in a flapjack
She carries her doubts in a dark brown gunny sack
Wrapped with twine from the hair of a riddle's back
She cooks them with wine and bemused bewilderment

She giggles when she's mad
Says she lives in Dangling, Chad
Carved Andy Warhol's face in a Brillo pad
She's warmest when scantily clad

She's an answer in need of a question
A prudent proposition lacking discretion
A detour around a wandering digression
A non-conforming idiomatic expression

She's a dilemma wrapped in a pickle
Stuffs her pillows with toys and a tickle
Believes she can be unswervingly fickle
Puts stripes on her hammer and stars on her sickle

An enigma wrapped in bacon
Wrapped in a riddle, stirred not shaken
Cloaked in conundrums, half of them taken
Her slumber awakens the sleeping Jamaican